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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Cucking Mama posted:

personally I think the account in the op was made up wholesale to parody the widely ridiculed social justice movement and to get a bunch of people who don't get compliments from strangers to be openly bitter and petty

:eyepop:

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I went to the park where females are and did some impro patriarchy on the spot, then I rolled a sweet White Dick of Oppression which enhances my privilege by +45 and just presence-raped girls from a distance.

Hi. Im Leeroy
Oct 8, 2008



Dear OP,

You're either lesbian, ugly as sin (and made up that whole story, wishing it was true) or broken-hearted.

Possibly all of those.

Please tell us what happened.

Also not yours,

Tinker BALLZ

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Yivgev posted:

MAYBE IF I WRITE A WHINY SELF RIGHTEOUS OPEN LETTER ON THE INTERNET ILL EFFECT SOME POSITIVE CHANGE IN THIS WORLD said an incredibly stupid retard

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

ashgromnies posted:

Do guys really yell that? Does that work?

Yes & of course it doesn't work but they aren't trying to actually compliment you or pick you up. They just see something about you that makes them frustrated & mad & they want you to feel intimidated & gross as punishment for existing & having the audacity to be on the street without a male escort.

Schnugaf posted:

Women bleed out of their vagina every month and can poop out a disgusting baby followed by lots of fluids and possibly poop.

I'd say a little cream out of a hose isn't all that bad in comparison.

Boobs are cool though.

When I said "men are disgusting" I wasn't talking about their bodies I was talking about their souls.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I feel as though you don't enjoy womanhood trixie

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I enjoy womanhood very much, actually.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
she just has strong and valid opinions about men

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

An open plea to the OP. drat baby you are stupid fine. May I please get up on that bumper and smack my monkey?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
In a just world this man would have had his tongue cut out

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I enjoy womanhood very much, actually.

then why don't you post in the ladies chatting thread in gbs

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
were all just pieces of meat if u think about it...

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Cucking Mama posted:

then why don't you post in the ladies chatting thread in gbs

Because I don't have any good cat stories to share.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
the great thing about being a male and not a female is we just get to not care and say/do what we want

whore

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"Who died in heaven for you angels to be dressed in black?" gives me a 79% chance of entering a lady's poon.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Because I don't have any good cat stories to share.

disregard

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Your rear end is so fine your toilet must be envied.

Your mother must've been an oyster to spit out a pearl like you.

I may be not as pretty as Brad Pit or as strong as Schwarzenegger but i'm as good at licking as Lassie.

If we are what we eat than tomorow i'll be you.

Hey princess, want to be a queen?


Those also work most times.

www
Aug 4, 2010

post pics

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
sometimes a guy will just catcall a girl cause he knows she will hate it and it will ruin her day then giggle about it with his mates later

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

She seems to think her unattractiveness stems entirely from being fat, so why doesn't she stop being fat?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
How else am I supposed to find out if a girl is willing to poop in my mouth?

It's not like there's any appropriate time in a relationship to bring it up, so I find that it's more honest to open by telling girls on the street, "Hey girl, you're so hot I want you to take a dump in my mouth!"

It works, like, 40% of the time, and seems like it isn't too much of an inconvenience to those not interested, as I've avoided wasting their time with the typical dating pleasantries only to find out later that they are appalled by the concept of dropping a deuce on my tongue.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
I used to have a problem where dudes would yell "Nice tits", "Come here and sit on my face" and other lady-related things on a p. frequent basis whenever I left my house. Also, about 15% of them just make weird kissy noises at me.

The solution is to just yell "What??" like you can't hear them, so they're just repeating their weird rear end pickup line over and over again until they get frustrated and drive away.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

hey u wit tha tits u wanna buy some fresh popcorn i popped it not five minutes ago its in my popcorn holster i always carry around my popcorn holster to help fend off the cravings i get when we are apart baby lets never fight or ignore primary legislation proposal memos again or you're fired my love

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
ever since i started working out sometimes young girls will pinch my butt and my feminist friends don't think that's a problem at all and i should be happy about the compliment :psyduck:

GlennFinito
Oct 15, 2013

newreply.php posted:

ever since i started working out sometimes young girls will pinch my butt and my feminist friends don't think that's a problem at all and i should be happy about the compliment :psyduck:

REVERSE SEXISM

www
Aug 4, 2010

newreply.php posted:

ever since i started working out sometimes young girls will pinch my butt and my feminist friends don't think that's a problem at all and i should be happy about the compliment :psyduck:

do you think its a problem?

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
In the United States and Canada, violent crime has been steadily diminishing for the last 30 years. In 1980, in the United States, there were 49.5 instances of violent criminal victimization, not including murder, per 100,000 people per year.

In 2008, this had fallen to 19 instances per 100,000 people per year, according to the bureau of justice statistics [1].

A 2009[2] report from the BJS breaks this down further by type of crime, starting from a rate of violent criminal victimization of 17.1 instances per 100,00 people.

For serious violent crimes, the number is considerably lower, just 5.8 instances of victimization per 1000 people, and this number is broken down further by specific crime.

For robbery – 2.1 per 100,000 people.

For aggravated assault – 3.2 per 100,000 people.

For simple assault – 11.3 per 100,000 people.

For rape and sexual assault, just 0.5 per 100,000 people per year.

Homicide occurred at a rate of between 6 and 15 instances per 100,000 people in 2007, depending on the age group of the victim.

Murders of victims aged 14 to 17 occurred at a rate of 6.1 per 100,000 people.

Murders of victims aged 18 to 24 occurred at a rate of 16.5 per 100,000 people.

Murders of victims over 25 years of age occurred at a rate of 6 per 100.000 people.

For instances of murder, men are the majority of offenders, but also, overwhelmingly the victims in cases where the perpetrator is male, and in cases where the perpetrator is female.

Murders with a Male offender/Male victim comprised 65.3% of total murders.

Murders with a Male offender/Female victim comprised 22.7% of total murders.

Murders with a Female offender/Male victim comprised 9.6% of total murders.

Murders with a Female offender/Female victim comprised 2.4% of total murders.

One of the lies which radical feminists tell us over and over is that we live in what they call a rape oriented society; rape culture if you insist on coining the lie.

This is a bizarre claim as the stats demonstrate rape and sexual assault occurring at the lowest level of the nonfatal violent crimes recorded by the bureau of justice statistics, 1/6 the rate of the next most common violent crime of robbery.

Based on the continuously diminishing rates of violent crime, it is irresponsible to suggest that we live in a violent crime oriented society, and it is flamboyantly ignorant and wantonly dishonest to suggest that we live in a rape culture.

It can be argued that ours is a kleptocracy; a society based on theft by corporations from the public, but that’s a topic for another discussion.

Certainly, this is not a rape-ocracy, and anybody who claims it is, is a lying idiot.

Well, a lying something, not necessarily an idiot. Some people beating the drum of an epidemic of rape are generating an income from the fiction. In fact, an entire victim industry revolves around maintaining this narrative. But, fraud and hate crime that that is, it’s not the point I want to make today.

The proponents of the rape-is-everywhere myth – in addition to propagating their ideological falsehood have also managed to sanctify the status of victimhood of the crime of rape. An identified rape victim is now elevated in our society to some sort of bizarre celebrity. We don’t afford this status to the overwhelming male victims of robbery, assault and aggravated assault, so why is rape special? It’s a violent crime, and it’s a bad outcome for anybody experiencing it but you know what? It’s not the end of the universe.

If you’re the victim of a rape in the real world, you’ll get over it. Your life will go on, and you’ll still have to eat, sleep and defecate just like everybody else. Being raped doesn’t make you a special person, and in fact, unpleasant, as unwanted sex is, it’s not actually that big a deal. Even if the rape is a particularly brutal and violent event – if the victim of a rape isn’t physically crippled in the event, they’ll recover just as anybody subject to an assault or an aggravated assault recovers.

I’ve been badly beaten a handful of times in my life, and on one occasion in my early twenties I was stabbed. It was serious enough that had I not been delivered to a hospital within about 30 minutes, I would likely have died. I’m not special because of that, and somebody raped is also not special, they’re simply the victim of a violent crime, just like anybody else so unfortunate.

Rape however occupies a special status in our collective sentiments. It’s treated as the most abhorrent breakdown of all that is good in the universe, but I’ll argue that forced sexual acts perpetrated against a woman is not worse, and in many cases, not as bad as aggravated assault resulting in serious injuries committed against a man – something that according to the stats happens 6 times more often.

What’s really going on here, is that women, whether we admit to it or not occupy a position of elevated status and privilege in western society. They’re sentenced more lightly by the criminal courts, they’re elevated into supremacy in the education system they enjoy benevolent sexism in romance, hypergamy is the normal mode of matrimony, and women are favored in the family courts. Women also dispose of 65% of discretionary spending, despite a real lifetimes earning imbalance weighted towards men. It doesn’t matter who earns the money, women spend it.

Unfortunately, in the feminist mainstream of our society, this elevated status is not acknowledged, and we persist with a fantasy of women’s oppression. And this actual privilege and pretend oppression is why a woman’s victimization through rape is such a special, extra horrible crime, despite the objective reality that although it is and should remain a crime, its nothing more complicated than forced sex.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

ethanol posted:

An Open Plea To Men on the Street: I got up yesterday morning snuggled with my dog,

Why were you snuggling with your dog? DId you sleep with it? That's kinda weird. Is the dog your partner OP?

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

www posted:

do you think its a problem?

nah ofcourse not it's a bit flattering even, but it's still not cool to touch strangers without their permission, in the same way that i get pissy when someone bends my arm backward unnanounced to check out my tat

Captn Kurp
Oct 21, 2013

:bravo2:
women, who needs 'em





im so lonely

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
This is why all my interactions with women are just staring at the ground as they walk by

KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004

My "type" of girl is the type that gets all wet (in her vagina) from cat calls from strangers. You feminists can't make yourselves happy at the expense of every single man's happiness, assuming that I am a representative sample of every man!

boom boom boom posted:

She seems to think her unattractiveness stems entirely from being fat, so why doesn't she stop being fat?

Patently false. I present as evidence every bitch ever from Say Yes to the Dress







Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
My type of individual has a brain in the skull, a functional one that can communicate to me with words their thoughts, and I want to like the thoughts. I will eat the thoughts and we will cannibalize each other's brain emissions to become greater than we were before. Like mind vampirism but with happy thoughts and crossword puzzle solutions because those are the most smart of thoughts and the most tasty.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Yes & of course it doesn't work but they aren't trying to actually compliment you or pick you up. They just see something about you that makes them frustrated & mad & they want you to feel intimidated & gross as punishment for existing & having the audacity to be on the street without a male escort.

This heavily implies that men care about women's feelings and making them have them

Maybe sometimes it's just cool and fun to yell your inner monologue in someone's face instead of being pretend nice to them like you're supposed to because you might get sex

Also a good way to impress your friends by showing how little you need the validation of women, before going home to masturbate to Max Hardcore videos

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cucking Mama posted:

then why don't you post in the ladies chatting thread in gbs

not enough five day old corpses in her house

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
To balance world karma sometimes I just sit on my porch all day and whenever an attractive guy passes by, I wolf-whistle at him and tell him how much I'd like to lick up his ball sweat.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Yes & of course it doesn't work but they aren't trying to actually compliment you or pick you up. They just see something about you that makes them frustrated & mad & they want you to feel intimidated & gross as punishment for existing & having the audacity to be on the street without a male escort.


When I said "men are disgusting" I wasn't talking about their bodies I was talking about their souls.

lol that you think men have souls

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
People confuse attractive vs. unattractive with pretty vs. ugly.

Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010
also lol at the sophomoric idea that the only reason men cat call women is because 'they can't have none of this' and or frustrated with their penis size or whatever. with a smell of desperation and repression that strong is it really any wonder?

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I too think it is hosed up that this gentleman lied to the OP

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