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GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
The French surrender the ball very quickly this first few minutes.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


vyelkin posted:

i hope the battle of the sweeper keepers ends with lloris and neuer tackling each other in the centre circle

Don't post my fan fiction here

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Lahm already doing better than every German right-back so far

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Jesus

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



LORD JESUS

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Don't post my fan fiction here

He said tackling not docking

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

They keep saying the 2 best keepers in the world. Do they really believe Lloris is better than Courtois?

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.

Frankston posted:

Germany channeling the spirit of the brave English lions in their all-white kit.

Yeah, why aren't England here? I heard football is pretty popular in England, they should get a team.

(Actually, seeing England crash out gave me no joy. Italy, on the other hand...)

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

I want the Germans to win and for France to go home

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
this game will be cagey at the beginning, then germany will dominate the french with a quick onslaught, and then occupy their territory for the rest of the match preventing them from scoring any goals except for a token resistance

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

CaptainRightful posted:

They keep saying the 2 best keepers in the world. Do they really believe Lloris is better than Courtois?
They're not really the same type of keeper

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I think France will win

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Go France go.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Thirteenth Step posted:

I want the Germans to win and for France to go home

Same except the opposite

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
I do love some Sakho though, what a player

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


vyelkin posted:

this game will be cagey at the beginning, then germany will dominate the french with a quick onslaught, and then occupy their territory for the rest of the match preventing them from scoring any goals except for a token resistance

will 3-4 french players switch sides at the half too?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i bet the corcovado was way cheaper than the stadium lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol muller has scored the same number of world cup goals (9) in his first 9 world cup matches as pele did

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Does anyone have that gif of his perfect tackle from earlier in the tournament

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Thirteenth Step posted:

I want the Germans to win and for France to go home

Me too

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

vyelkin posted:

this game will be cagey at the beginning, then germany will dominate the french with a quick onslaught, and then occupy their territory for the rest of the match preventing them from scoring any goals except for a token resistance

But the French will still end up the winners

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


vyelkin posted:

this game will be cagey at the beginning, then germany will dominate the french with a quick onslaught, and then occupy their territory for the rest of the match preventing them from scoring any goals except for a token resistance

at least as long as the us don't come in to save them

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

vyelkin posted:

this game will be cagey at the beginning, then germany will dominate the french with a quick onslaught, and then occupy their territory for the rest of the match preventing them from scoring any goals except for a token resistance

Don't underestimate gorilla warfare, Pogba is quite the young talent.

Saoritficis
Apr 23, 2008
Well germany is looking pretty good at the start.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

BWV posted:

will 3-4 french players switch sides at the half too?

griezmann....

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


vyelkin posted:

lol muller has scored the same number of world cup goals (9) in his first 9 world cup matches as pele did
pele was shite

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

Late to post but YESSSSS KLOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEE

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
yet to see footage of neuer inside his box

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Pretty good France attack there

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



woof

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I want Valbuena and Pogba to score and high-five

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
ah, yes, Benzema

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

sircozzie posted:

yet to see footage of neuer inside his box

its cause hes inside your mam's box

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

tetsman posted:

I want Valbuena and Pogba to score and high-five

I think you mean low-five

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Benzema who got the keys to the Beemer

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
Valbuena is pretty f. good

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


david luiz is the player of the world cup according to statistics and the bbc commentators are openly mocking it

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Karl Sharks posted:

I think you mean low-five

Pogba's low five is Valbuena's high five. It all evens out in the end

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i think someones gonna give valbuena a lot of money after the world cup and theyre probably going to be very disappointed tbqh

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Chris de Sperg posted:

david luiz is the player of the world cup according to statistics and the bbc commentators are openly mocking it

yeah but what do advanced statistics have to say about it?

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