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GlazedMcGuffin
Jan 26, 2004
1. There's only one of us around to protect everyone's FREEDOM*






















*not counting secret-america, duh

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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

2. No fence to keep out unwanted immigrants.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Too many hot girls always trying to suck on my dick

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Americans

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

all the dicks in it are cut

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009
the peoplre

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
They don't flush their poop. They just pick out the re-eatable bits (like corn) and use the remains to fertilize their vegetables (more corn)

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SirEvelynTremble posted:

They don't flush their poop. They just pick out the re-eatable bits (like corn) and use the remains to fertilize their vegetables (more corn)

dillo dirt is in fact both ecofriendly and very effective

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
do you fags really think people can't tell you're using irony as a smokescreen to indulge in vulgar patriotism

GlazedMcGuffin
Jan 26, 2004

butplug accident posted:

do you fags really think people can't tell you're using irony as a smokescreen to indulge in vulgar patriotism

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FREEDOM

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

GlazedMcGuffin posted:

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FREEDOM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSpM-o3Svs

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
When the help gets belligerent.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

its bad

america is an evil empire

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Americans.

Processed meat and cheese byproducts also are p fuckin gross

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

do the lovely americans not travel. all the americans I've met here (NZ) have been almost embarrassingly friendly and nice

they talk loud in restaurants but that's nbd

GlazedMcGuffin
Jan 26, 2004
It sucks that Americans don't have a culture to celebrate like other people do. By Americans I mean white people of course.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

quote:

Basically, we're taking a product that would be sold in the cheapest way for dogs, and after this process, is being given to human beings," Oliver said on the show. "Why would any sensible human being put meat filled with ammonia in the mouths of their children?"

http://www.medicaldaily.com/mcdonalds-use-ammonium-hydroxide-wash-meat-angers-chef-jamie-oliver-theyre-not-only-culprit-video

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Torka posted:

do the lovely americans not travel. all the americans I've met here (NZ) have been almost embarrassingly friendly and nice

they talk loud in restaurants but that's nbd

Most Americans will never have a passport. The ones in NZ are both together enough to have got a passport and have desire to travel, and have refined enough taste that they picked NZ as a destination. If you go to America you will notice that everyone is fat, has bad taste in clothes and is loud and rude.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Like basically imagine SA but it's a whole country. Plus most of it is inland and honestly people get real fuckin weird when they spend their whole lives inland.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
sometimes we have so much freedom inside us, it leaks out of our bodily orifices in many embarrassing ways.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

THS posted:

its bad

america is an evil empire

The move or try to change it.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Crow_Rodeo posted:

The move or try to change it.

i need your help, Crow_Rodeo

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

THS posted:

its bad

america is an evil empire

only evil if you aren't American/European.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
i hate that soda in america uses high-fructose corn syrup and not natural/delicious sugarcane sugar.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Too many non-Native American people who should gently caress off home to Europe.

GlazedMcGuffin
Jan 26, 2004

FreudianSlippers posted:

Too many non-Native American people who should gently caress off home to Europe.

Oh i'm soooo sorry a few tens of millions of people had to die from genocide before we could bring freedom into existence. :rolleyes:

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

the constant yelling is really loving obnoxious

Nog
May 15, 2006

3. too many whiners who hate freedom

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
jews have a disproportionate amount of power compared to their numbers
govt. controlled by corporations
corporations are not people and should not be treated as such.
-they also shouldn't have to make a profit even at the cost of making things worse for the world
for profit healthcare neeeds to go
for profit education needs to have some sort of regulation on the profit part

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
not communist enough

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Shithouse Dave posted:

Like basically imagine SA but it's a whole country. Plus most of it is inland and honestly people get real fuckin weird when they spend their whole lives inland.

Well like 50% of it is SA and 30% is Fox News and 20% is Storm Front.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
waaaaayyy too many jews

lead sandwhich
Jul 20, 2013

butplug accident posted:

do you fags really think people can't tell you're using irony as a smokescreen to indulge in vulgar patriotism

This. Also the fact that all Americans haven't marched into the sea yet is the worst thing about America.

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
Mexicans

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
waaaaayyy too few jews

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The South.

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

i wish there were less white people

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Republicans

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ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
friend of the family death

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