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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

what the gently caress

why are we talking sobriety in the drunk thread



worst drunk thread ever, everyone eat a bullet and wait for respawn

Sometimes people just can't handle their booze and they decide to quit. Don't alienate these people, you need them to drive you home occasionally.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Arf, please consolidate these to a single post in the future instead of spamming the thread. TIA!

Does he have some redeeming quality as a poster I'm not seeing yet?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Godholio posted:

Does he have some redeeming quality as a poster I'm not seeing yet?

Pretty much no. Apparently there is some dumb shadow war between GBS Nite Crew and GiP that I am unaware of.

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Godholio posted:

Does he have some redeeming quality as a poster I'm not seeing yet?

He makes good posts. And it's not so much a war as me and Arf jumping ship from one crew of gay rear end buddies to the next.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

orange juche posted:

Pretty much no. Apparently there is some dumb shadow war between GBS Nite Crew and GiP that I am unaware of.

Ah. The Saddest Little Forums Fight.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Is it fascism yet posted:

He makes good posts. And it's not so much a war as me and Arf jumping ship from one crew of gay rear end buddies to the next.

I thought Arf's empty quoting of Meat Recital was a bit silly, but the letter post and the burning post were a legit funny conclusion.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Is it fascism yet posted:

He makes good posts. And it's not so much a war as me and Arf jumping ship from one crew of gay rear end buddies to the next.

That's cool we like making new friends :)

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


It's all about rolling your shirts, btw. Folding into perfect squares is for pinko commie bastards.

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

Godholio posted:

Does he have some redeeming quality as a poster I'm not seeing yet?

:nws:http://38.media.tumblr.com/f3ae0e15c7ca629b8611fa9d1e78a74c/tumblr_n7437wLcgI1r13tm3o1_500.jpg:nws:


modedit: while Pavel is a thing of beauty, that's better linked than posted inline.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jul 6, 2014

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Titty Warlord posted:

:nws:http://38.media.tumblr.com/f3ae0e15c7ca629b8611fa9d1e78a74c/tumblr_n7437wLcgI1r13tm3o1_500.jpg:nws:


modedit: while Pavel is a thing of beauty, that's better linked than posted inline.

that rear end demands to be free. freedom isn'T free.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Titty Warlord posted:

:nws:http://38.media.tumblr.com/f3ae0e15c7ca629b8611fa9d1e78a74c/tumblr_n7437wLcgI1r13tm3o1_500.jpg:nws:


modedit: while Pavel is a thing of beauty, that's better linked than posted inline.

He's pavel?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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gleep gloop posted:

He's pavel?

Yeah that's Pavel Petel.

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Carteret posted:

It's all about rolling your shirts, btw. Folding into perfect squares is for pinko commie bastards.

that sounds like helluva lifehack!
how do i roll my shirts so they dont crumple?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

very carefully

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
"I've decided my new years resolution is to wipe a lot better."
- Nguyễn Văn Thiệu

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
pavel pete= bwaaah this gay mans nude butt offends my delicate sensibilities!!!


man whose face has been flayed and is lying next to his severed penis= yeah thats the poo poo my friend

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Woah you got a link to this severed dick pic

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Titty Warlord posted:

pavel pete= bwaaah this gay mans nude butt offends my delicate sensibilities!!!


man whose face has been flayed and is lying next to his severed penis= yeah thats the poo poo my friend

You're trying really hard man, no one cares about Pavy bruh. We can all appreciate working hard to look good.

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Titty Warlord posted:

pavel pete= bwaaah this gay mans nude butt offends my delicate sensibilities!!!


man whose face has been flayed and is lying next to his severed penis= yeah thats the poo poo my friend

Please do not flame my new Friends, Dongicus.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Titty Warlord posted:

pavel pete= bwaaah this gay mans nude butt offends my delicate sensibilities!!!


man whose face has been flayed and is lying next to his severed penis= yeah thats the poo poo my friend

What?

The gently caress are you going on about you retard?

Pavel been getting drunk thread posted for years you dipshit.

There isn't a goddamned sensibility here in GiP to offend.

Jesus Christ you mongoloids are worse at trolling than pre sobriety Cole. And I'm being serious.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I don't see why Pavel Pete got inlined, but all this gay man rear end is getting samesame, can we post some straight man rear end to balance it out, at least ambiguously lumberjacky

Also yeah it's roll shirts, fold underwear, and it only works with the tightest white briefs

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

Is it fascism yet posted:

Please do not flame my new Friends, Dongicus.

i'm mobilising the 9gag army as we speak

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
a classmate got thrown out of basic training for not folding his shirts perfect enough.

that's bundeswehr, thats how prussians roll.

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Snowdens Secret posted:

I don't see why Pavel Pete got inlined, but all this gay man rear end is getting samesame, can we post some straight man rear end to balance it out, at least ambiguously lumberjacky


i got you "covered", my man:

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
so what we drinkin fellas? bacardi breezers?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Titty Warlord posted:

so what we drinkin fellas? bacardi breezers?

Nah me and my bros got way too drunk off of them and now I can't even look at them anymore. Mike's Hard Lemonade all the way

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

I got some ice cold Zima's over here

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I'm not really a huge fan of IPAs but I tried dogfish head's 60 minute a few weeks ago and liked it so I had a couple sixers of that at our party this weekend. Besides that I did my usual thing of grabbing a few bottles of rogue, and then random single bottles of stuff with a cool label or anything that sounded weird. Had some banana bread beer stuff that smelled really nice but tasted eh.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I got a nice glass of seltzer and OJ :shobon:

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
i had a nice glass that had a mix of bacardi, tequila, tang apple juice, fernet branca, rum, 100 pipers whisky, pear liquor, coke, vinegar, salt, milk and a dash of frizzé

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Mr. Nice! posted:

I thought Arf's empty quoting of Meat Recital was a bit silly, but the letter post and the burning post were a legit funny conclusion.

it's not over yet

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Godholio posted:

Does he have some redeeming quality as a poster I'm not seeing yet?

no

orange juche posted:

Pretty much no.

yes

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Bolow posted:

I got some ice cold Zima's over here

They still make Zima? :krad:

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

orange juche posted:

They still make Zima? :krad:

It's really popular in Glorious Nippon for some reason

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Bolow posted:

It's really popular in Glorious Nippon for some reason

I'll have to look for it next time I pick up some chu-his

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I miss Orion :(

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

orange juche posted:

I'll have to look for it next time I pick up some chu-his

Chu-hi's are very much my poo poo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Bolow posted:

Chu-hi's are very much my poo poo

should start a petition to get them imported back to the us because they own, cheap tasty and get you drunk as gently caress

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

More of a Hite man myself, but only as somik

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discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
im drinking ayran, a salty joghurt drink, right now
:nws:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/1ab9cc6f602b40cf6909ba965d54747d/tumblr_n2ix551xVj1rt5j1oo1_500.gif

sorry i spilled sum

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jul 6, 2014

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