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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
it's ok, they're dead on the inside

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

lol at the idea of paying for sex

lol what do you think dating is

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Leslie is the most creativeposter in gbs. Don't make fun of him/her/it.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
They'll place the fluids back into your wallet where your cash and cards used to be

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

prezbuluskey posted:

An acquaintance of mine, a veritable teddy bear of a human being, has had the unfortunate luck to be the victim of a baseless rape accusation. The story is as follows: According both him and the girl, she (completely sober) invited him to her dorm room with a long text message. She then initiated sex with him, and literally put the condom on him. The girls account agrees on all these details. As far as he knew, it was all good. The first he heard of it NOT being all good is when the school contacted him to tell him she was reporting him for sexual assault. He got kicked out because she changed her mind in the middle of sex, but never said no or stop. According to the school, he erred by not asking her "do you want to have sex" even though her putting a condom on her would seem to answer that question. So does he have a case? This seems totally unbelievable to me.

any interaction of any kind between a man and a woman is inherently rape, it just depends on if she feels like reporting it or not. sorry, he doesn't have a case.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I will not have sex if it's with a condom. It's just not even loving worth it at that point. Hey, let's go through all the trouble of fuckin', but remove the actual sensation on your penis.

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

i got a rando box of flavored condoms and i wondered why the gently caress i would ever need those used. then i remembered stds and decided to save them specifically for hookers i guess

so yes OP but wrap that poo poo up so your dick doesn't turn into a pussy raisin

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

The uterus of a prostitute is so worn out from the previous abortions it can no longer sustain life. Have at it.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
why inside when you can score a facial for maximum degradation

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
cumming in general is bad OP. remember your training

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

system protocol posted:

The uterus of a prostitute is so worn out from the previous abortions it can no longer sustain life. Have at it.

it has in fact been proven to be toxic to the penis so really go ahead and shove all the dicks in there

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

Flesh Forge posted:

all the dicks

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Here's a hot clip of OP cumming inside his favorite sex worker! :gizz:

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
dope pussy holster

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

dope pussy holster

IT'S TELEDILDONICS LOOK IT UP

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers
:cumpolice:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Here's a hot clip of OP cumming inside his favorite sex worker! :gizz:


Nice.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Here's a hot clip of OP cumming inside his favorite sex worker! :gizz:



finally, the future has cum

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



fyodor posted:

IT'S TELEDILDONICS LOOK IT UP

Oh my god this is a real word.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

Also, if memory serves, you have a difficult time cumming at all so, if it takes a prosti to get you to cum just tell her its your first time and you didn't know that was gonna happen. Cum everywhere bf of les.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Twink Toilet
May 15, 2004
:D

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

lol at the idea of paying for sex

if there's another way to get sex without serious temporal and emotional/psychosocial investment,it needs a kickstarter

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
our ejaculate is full of protein - could they use it for sustenance ?

"10% discount if you feed me"

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Oh MY BF LESLIE SAID, you card.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Like you could cum inside anything except maybe a bowl?

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Certainly a pool.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Apoplexy posted:

I will not have sex if it's with a condom. It's just not even loving worth it at that point. Hey, let's go through all the trouble of fuckin', but remove the actual sensation on your penis.

The gently caress is wrong with your broken down dick??

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Shoehead posted:

The gently caress is wrong with your broken down dick??

circumcision :can:

cut dicks are incapable of feeling anything

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Xaris posted:

circumcision :can:

cut dicks are incapable of feeling anything

I wonder if my heart was circumcised... :smith:

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Here's a hot clip of OP cumming inside his favorite sex worker! :gizz:



it discreetly doubles as an ipad stand

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
it depends how old you are op. at some point in middle age you secretly long for death. not in an emo waahh my life sucks kind of way, but more of a when is this ride gonna end way.

that's when you live a closeted hedonistic lifestyle in quiet desperation

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
If she wants you to then she probably does that all the time. Only cum inside it if she is very resistant op.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Here's a hot clip of OP cumming inside his favorite sex worker! :gizz:


MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
how much should you tip a sex worker? Is 20% good? Seems like a lot.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

how much should you tip a sex worker? Is 20% good? Seems like a lot.

1% for every inch for your dick. this is where the stereotype that jews and asians are such bad tippers comes from, hth

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

how much should you tip a sex worker? Is 20% good? Seems like a lot.

ask her if you can only put in the tip. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa god i want to kill myself

edit for good measure: 20% of yours is <underline>NOT<underline> "A LOT" even in the metric system

brick cow fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jul 6, 2014

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

how much should you tip a sex worker? Is 20% good? Seems like a lot.

do you still tip her if she's independent or is tipping just for the ones with pimps/sextraffic gangs? i'm afraid i may have committed a faux pas

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Tuxedo Gin posted:

do you still tip her if she's independent or is tipping just for the ones with pimps/sextraffic gangs? i'm afraid i may have committed a faux pas

I've got no idea. I don't know when it's appropriate to tip so I end up tipping everyone

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veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
You don't have to tip her money necessarily - maybe a meal ?

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