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snipe me from a great distance. explode me with an IED. drop a heavy weight on me. hell, stab me with a poo poo icicle.
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No man, I'd never do that to you, you seem like a cool dude.
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Jul 5, 2014 15:18
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drat dude you got issues. issues.
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Jul 5, 2014 15:19
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some dudes are into their gnards being smashed. not me. smash my gnards with a hammer until I die.
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Jul 5, 2014 15:19
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Wouldn't it be cool if you went to a Dude ranch and it was just a bunch of blonde haired guys in shades and tight jeans walking around in green fields?
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Jul 5, 2014 15:21
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JebanyPedal posted:Wouldn't it be cool if you went to a Dude ranch and it was just a bunch of blonde haired guys in shades and tight jeans walking around in green fields? And then they deliver successive body blows to my midsection, each hit increasing in power until a final blow results in a video game style instagib? Yeah that would be chill.
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Jul 5, 2014 15:24
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:And then they deliver successive body blows to my midsection, each hit increasing in power until a final blow results in a video game style instagib? Yeah that would be chill. I envisioned a bunch of Johnny Bravos so they'd probably just make a bunch of fake Karate moves and then hurt themselves somehow leaving you unscathed.
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Jul 5, 2014 15:25
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You wana gently caress instead?
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Jul 5, 2014 15:26
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drilldo squirt posted:You wana gently caress instead? Watermelon pug.
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Jul 5, 2014 15:26
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please kill me too i want to die
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Jul 5, 2014 15:26
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I got the mental image of a terrorist blowing himself up in a crowded convention center and the unreal voice goes "holy poo poo" and I want to live again
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Jul 5, 2014 15:28
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*kills the op*
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Jul 5, 2014 15:29
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I got the mental image of a terrorist blowing himself up in a crowded convention center and the unreal voice goes "holy poo poo" and I want to live again
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drilldo squirt posted:You wana gently caress instead? I'd rather get punched in the head repeatedly
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I got the mental image of a terrorist blowing himself up in a crowded convention center and the unreal voice goes "holy poo poo" and I want to live again It goes "Holy poo poo, poo poo, poo poo, poo poo."
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Jul 5, 2014 15:31
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I'd rather get punched in the head repeatedly i'm down to punch you in the head
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Jul 5, 2014 15:32
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cock hero flux posted:i'm down to punch you in the head rumor has it that you've got baby arms and wouldn't be able to deal enough damage to cause any major trauma
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Jul 5, 2014 15:36
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:rumor has it that you've got baby arms and wouldn't be able to deal enough damage to cause any major trauma the rumors are false, i have the burly arms of a longshoreman and am good at punching things
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Jul 5, 2014 15:37
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someone please aim a howitzer at my house and rain fire on me
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Jul 5, 2014 15:42
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lay a heavy trip on me
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Jul 5, 2014 15:44
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why dont you ask your bf Leslie to do it
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Jul 5, 2014 15:46
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somebody kill me too not even loling
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Jul 5, 2014 15:46
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a solider shouting "firing for effect" to an empty room as he shoots himself in the head would be chill
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Jul 5, 2014 15:46
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sending murder drone to your current location, op hope you enjoy the rain of freedom
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Jul 5, 2014 15:46
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embrace ur mortality and become death
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Jul 5, 2014 15:55
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You will not find death here.
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:a solider shouting "firing for effect" to an empty room as he shoots himself in the head would be chill like in a building in afghanistan or while on deployment or when back home in a motel or whatever?
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Jul 5, 2014 16:05
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a good way to find out if you want to live is to come within an inch of death (not suicide) and afterwards if you still don't value life jump in front of a bus
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Necros posted:a good way to find out if you want to live is to come within an inch of death (not suicide) and afterwards if you still don't value life jump in front of a bus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bridge_(2006_documentary_film) The Bridge is a 2006 British-American documentary film by Eric Steel that consists of the results of one year's filming of the Golden Gate Bridge in 2004, which captured a number of suicides, and additional filming of family and friends of some of the identified people who had thrown themselves from the bridge. The film was inspired by an article titled "Jumpers", written by Tad Friend, that appeared in The New Yorker magazine in 2003. Friend writes that "Survivors often regret their decision in midair, if not before", and suicide attempt survivor Ken Baldwin explains “I instantly realized that everything in my life that I’d thought was unfixable was totally fixable—except for having just jumped. No judgements i got hella turned on when i read that.
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Jul 5, 2014 16:13
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please don't jump off the golden gate bridge, autopsies have shown that most jumpers don't die on impact but slowly drown as their now-paralyzed bodies sink to the ocean's floor 
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Jul 5, 2014 16:15
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That actually sounds really peaceful like a glass bottomed boat ride to eternity?
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Jul 5, 2014 16:16
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It sounds bitchmade
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Jul 5, 2014 16:20
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if water slowly entering your lungs as you are unable to prevent it from doing so sounds "peaceful" please consider masturbating to videos of people being waterboarded instead of killing yourself
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Jul 5, 2014 16:20
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Pro tip: if you're going to kill yourself by jumping off a bridge, try bringing a turtle with you. That way at the last second if you decide to pussy out you can jump on the turtle and pretend you're Mario.
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Jul 5, 2014 16:22
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punks not dead but i want to be
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Jul 5, 2014 16:35
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Pro tip: if you're going to kill yourself by jumping off a bridge, try bringing a turtle with you. That way at the last second if you decide to pussy out you can jump on the turtle and pretend you're Mario. This is a bgreat tip!
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Jul 5, 2014 16:37
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Hey could someone hack me to death with machetes and burn my body with gasoline? tia
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TheBlackPharaoh posted:Hey could someone hack me to death with machetes and burn my body with gasoline? tia You're probably more interested in being bludgeoned to death with some Mandingo dongs you hosed up pervert.
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*calls in air strike* Sit tight bro 
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