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Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
What felony will dominate fantasy football team names in 2014? The one that's easiest to work into a pun, of course. Post your team name here so the rest of the forums can let you know you're not quite as clever as you think you are. BTW my sleeper pick this year is Paul Muad'dib.

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SAMB0
Jul 9, 2004

Space Bear.
Destroyer of Worlds.
Washington Redskins ™

keldegar
Sep 27, 2004

what, you don't like pizza?
Show me your TDs ™

No but seriously

I like big TDs ™

:v:

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Wasn't feeling very creative or punny this year so I'm going to use "Welker? Barely Knew Her" or some other derivative (Decker maybe?)

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Best I've been able to do so far is TOUCHDOWN FOR WHAT

The Mutato
Feb 23, 2011

Neil deGrasse Highson
The Megatroons is a must-have for any goon leagues this year

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Best I could do right now is "Sam's Fav Receiver" but I might change it.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
All I've got so far is Alexander Man-Ziel's Money Telephone.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



I like my names topical, so I am going with Ray Rice's Marriage Counselor. I will improve it later, as it's sorta generic.

EDIT: Got it. Going with Love In An Elevator

Sataere fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Aug 7, 2014

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

GrAviTy84 posted:

Best I could do right now is "Sam's Fav Receiver" but I might change it.

Update: I'm rolling with TURN DOWN FOR WATT in one league and Breesus, King of the Drews in another.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

I'm going with "<My First Name> Football" in one of my leagues and I basically just do the Johnny Football money sign all the time and be obnoxious

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


GNU Order posted:

I'm going with "<My First Name> Football" in one of my leagues and I basically just do the Johnny Football money sign all the time and be obnoxious

I'm doing this in all my friend leagues.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

GrAviTy84 posted:

Update: I'm rolling with TURN DOWN FOR WATT in one league and Breesus, King of the Drews in another.

Pretty good one right here

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Juggalos for Clowney, but I feel like there's more I can do with that

edit: quit clowney and say helu?

editx2: Insane Clowney Posse, duh

editx3: lol downwiththeclowney.jpg

DrPossum fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Aug 11, 2014

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
Gronk If You're Horny

With the team logo being the pic of him and Bibi Jones.

Prolly been done before but it came to me in an epiphany today.

Aredna
Mar 17, 2007
Nap Ghost
I've got Cam, AJ Green, and Ladarius Green among my keepers.

Green ____ and Cam is the obvious choice, but which player should I try to grab during the draft to fill in the blank?

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004

Aredna posted:

I've got Cam, AJ Green, and Ladarius Green among my keepers.

Green ____ and Cam is the obvious choice, but which player should I try to grab during the draft to fill in the blank?

just brainstorming here.

Green Edelmen Cam

Green Gregs and Cam (pick up Greg Jennings and Greg Zuerlein)

Green Kelv & Cam

Green-Ellis & Cam

Attack of the Green Edelmen (green little men)

Green Eggs & Beckham

Green Briggs & Cam


Sorry. Eggs is hard.

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

Aredna posted:

I've got Cam, AJ Green, and Ladarius Green among my keepers.

Green ____ and Cam is the obvious choice, but which player should I try to grab during the draft to fill in the blank?

Green Eggs and Cam is fine and just say that X player puts up Eggs on the fantasy scoreboard

or draft a dude who looks like a egg

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

DrPossum posted:

Juggalos for Clowney, but I feel like there's more I can do with that

edit: quit clowney and say helu?

editx2: Insane Clowney Posse, duh

editx3: lol downwiththeclowney.jpg



I think I'm going to steal Down With The Clowney because it's better than It Ertz When Eifert.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
The ACL Rupture Challenge

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I'm currently rolling with:


Brees' Nuts


The Mayo Clinic


HEAVY loving WEDDLE



and 4 yet to be named teams that haven't been drafted yet but rest assured there will surely be lovely photoshop logos


e: I'm currently using Denarius B.I.G. as a placeholder

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Aug 19, 2014

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
I like Brees' Nuts. If I land him, I'm borrowing without license.

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???
but thats a legume

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
walnuts aren't baby shaped

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Obama Yo Mama posted:

rest assured there will surely be lovely photoshop logos

as promised:

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Person Manthing

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Obama Yo Mama posted:

as promised:



who is that?

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
TheJoiqueOfCooking only because TheJoiqueOfSex would've been really inappropriate for a work league

ShaneB
Oct 22, 2002


Beats By Ray

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



So far the best Vikings themed names I have found are

More then a Thielen (Our #5 WR hoping to make the squad)


Teddy Throwsevelt



Admiral SackBarr.




Edit: Forgot to add the pictures that go with these. Not mine, all credit goes to some more talented photoshop person online.

Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Aug 25, 2014

Pissingintowind
Jul 27, 2006
Better than shitting into a fan.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004

ShaneB posted:

Beats By Ray

:golfclap:

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer

ShaneB posted:

Beats By Ray

:drat:

I love that.

As a Forte owner, I went with the most likely unoriginal Blounts and Fortes with a photshopped blunt smoking Matt Forte i found of GIS as the logo.

Kevo
Feb 19, 2011
After Sunday's Steelers game, a buddy of mine went with "Brown on Brown Crime."

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Just changed one of my team names to "Ray Rice's Drag Show"

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



ShaneB posted:

Beats By Ray

I still like my Love in an Elevator with a picture of Ray Rice smiling, but apparently I'm the only one.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




You're The Manziel Now, Dog!





I'm sorry. :eng99:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

My go to name this year is Get Rid Of Slimy ponderS

Otherwise my only half decent one is a team where I have Emmanuel Sanders named Emmanuel in Space

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Sep 9, 2014

ShaneB
Oct 22, 2002


Sataere posted:

I still like my Love in an Elevator with a picture of Ray Rice smiling, but apparently I'm the only one.

I can dig it.

I probably need to change my team name now that I'm dropping Rice. :(

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DrankSinatra
Aug 25, 2011
The Yahoo character limit makes things interesting. Last year, I had "Mark Sanchez Butt Fu"

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