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I am traveling to like 6 countries in the next two weeks and I am super anxious for some reason. I travel a lot and don't normally get this way. Tell me something that will make me relax goons.
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Jul 5, 2014 22:48
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysia_Airlines_Flight_370
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Jul 5, 2014 22:48
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crime is down across the world
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Jul 5, 2014 22:48
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John Kruk posted:I am traveling to like 6 countries in the next two weeks and I am super anxious for some reason. I travel a lot and don't normally get this way. Smoke a big ol' amount of meth. Or, just have some tea and reflect on all the nice times you had traveling in the past.
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Jul 5, 2014 22:49
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smuggle drugs also so u don't have to worry about the anxiety about the travelling itself
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Jul 5, 2014 22:49
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John Kruk posted:I am traveling to like 6 countries in the next two weeks and I am super anxious for some reason. I travel a lot and don't normally get this way. the fact that ISIS has declared a caliphate means that there is now an increased risk of terror attacks due to heightened confidence levels if you are captured convert to islam. they will at least give you a quick death instead of torturing you
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Jul 5, 2014 22:50
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I'm gonna tell the guy who wants to relax about the dangers of world travel 
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Jul 5, 2014 22:54
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Robo Reagan posted:the fact that ISIS has declared a caliphate means that there is now an increased risk of terror attacks due to heightened confidence levels I used to have a pretty neat beard when I lived abroad so I guess I could do it again. I was going to post some arabic phrases about god here but I don't want to chance getting put on the no fly list right before my flight. I heard on CNN that all those passengers are alive and well in Kazakhstan so that doesn't seem too horrible.
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Jul 5, 2014 22:54
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i go on planes all the time and sometimes I wish they would crash but they never do OP, because they're the safest form of travel yeah sometimes poo poo happens but it's really really unlikely otherwise idk where you're going so gl at the actual countries don't get murdered or whatever
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Jul 5, 2014 23:14
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where are you going op?
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Jul 5, 2014 23:15
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Lawman 0 posted:where are you going op? Frankfurt, Warsaw, Krakow, Budapest, Bratislava, Vienna and Prague. Moridin920 posted:i go on planes all the time and sometimes I wish they would crash but they never do OP, because they're the safest form of travel I wish it was something like that. I don't really have a fear of flying since I travel at least twice a year. It is just this weird tension. Maybe it is because I haven't planned the trip out like normal and am just kind of winging it.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:21
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John Kruk posted:Frankfurt, Warsaw, Krakow, Budapest, Bratislava, Vienna and Prague. sounds fun 
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Jul 5, 2014 23:22
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John Kruk posted:I am traveling to like 6 countries in the next two weeks and I am super anxious for some reason. I travel a lot and don't normally get this way. hope you kill dio, friend
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Jul 5, 2014 23:22
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sounds like fun op. ive never traveled to europe and i am very jealous
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Jul 5, 2014 23:23
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John Kruk posted:I am traveling to like 6 countries in the next two weeks and I am super anxious for some reason. I travel a lot and don't normally get this way.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:29
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THS posted:sounds like fun op. ive never traveled to europe and i am very jealous
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Jul 5, 2014 23:31
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John Kruk posted:Frankfurt, Warsaw, Krakow, Budapest, Bratislava, Vienna and Prague. Beware of pickpocketing! Keep some money in your shoe.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:34
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You're gonna die in a fireball when your plane explodes. hth
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Jul 5, 2014 23:36
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none of those places are particular hotspots for pickpocketing, just keep your wallet in your front pocket and put your hand on it every time a stranger bumps in to you even if they are a pretty girl
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Jul 5, 2014 23:36
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Malaysia Airlines disclosed its cargo manifest on 1 May.[271] On 17 March, MAS chief executive, Ahmad Jauhari Yahya, indicated only that the aircraft was carrying 3 to 4 tonnes/tons of mangosteens
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Jul 5, 2014 23:37
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You're going to get ebola, miss your flight, and be kidnapped by mercenaries who demand things that your government will never acquiesce to resulting in your torture sessions stretching out for weeks and you'll die as a result of infection from broken bones rather than outright violence.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:38
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Stoic Commie posted:Malaysia Airlines disclosed its cargo manifest on 1 May.[271] On 17 March, MAS chief executive, Ahmad Jauhari Yahya, indicated only that the aircraft was carrying 3 to 4 tonnes/tons of mangosteens holy gently caress, lowtax joke mangosteen now we know china mods knew hosed up if true
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Jul 5, 2014 23:39
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People will shout things at you in a language that you'll never understand, then arrest you and try you without council.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:39
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John Kruk posted:Frankfurt, Warsaw, Krakow, Budapest, Bratislava, Vienna and Prague. I did almost this same trip but im not an idiot so I went to berlin instead of frankfurt lol have fun retard also skip bartislava entirely
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Jul 5, 2014 23:40
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Berlin is the funnest city in the world
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Jul 5, 2014 23:40
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all of those places are famous for sausage. are you a sausage distributor, op?
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Jul 5, 2014 23:41
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paging bartislava is ded to this thread
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Jul 5, 2014 23:41
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some gay tried to slip me the sausage at the bar in berlin but i insisted I didnt get down like that before he persisted and i fired off two hollow points from my 9 into his dome
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Jul 5, 2014 23:42
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THS posted:sounds like fun op. ive never traveled to europe and i am very jealous I've been to Scotland, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Italy, and France. After a while you'll sorta want to just get back to the USA where everything is better.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:44
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literally everything is better in the US its true you dont even get grocery bags at places in europe its like the stone age
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Jul 5, 2014 23:45
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Big Beef City posted:People will shout things at you in a language that you'll never understand, then arrest you and try you without council.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:45
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a creepy colon posted:some gay tried to slip me the sausage at the bar in berlin but i insisted I didnt get down like that before he persisted and i fired off two hollow points from my 9 into his dome wait am I understanding this correctly? Someone was sexually attracted to you?
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Jul 5, 2014 23:45
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Ramsus posted:I've been to Scotland, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Italy, and France. After a while you'll sorta want to just get back to the USA where everything is better. this is true europeans do some kind of strange things like a lot of little things; a lot of buildings don't have screens on the windows so bugs will just fly in (when I asked people in Germany about this, they said screens look ugly. Italians say because the night air is bad for you so you can't open the window anyway.), the cute cobblestone streets are actually kind of annoying to walk or drive on all the time, idk a bunch of random poo poo
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Jul 5, 2014 23:47
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a creepy colon posted:Berlin is the funniest city in the world Also, keep all your money in your urethra. That way the only way is can be stolen is if you're gettin' a beej. So it kind of evens out.
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Jul 6, 2014 01:48
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always keep a scout's heightx3 of rope with ya
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Jul 6, 2014 02:11
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That water on the plane that they pour from a pitcher is like loving full of bacteria. Seriously look it up.
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Jul 6, 2014 02:19
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They recently found out that more than 65% of commercial planes had bed bug infestations in their seats. Have a good trip.
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Jul 6, 2014 02:21
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ghlbtsk posted:Also, keep all your money in your urethra. This is not a good idea in Berlin. I recommend getting a wig and hide at least 30 Euro in it. Obviously, you'll have to wear it.
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Jul 6, 2014 02:50
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You gonna die son, and die ugly
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Jul 6, 2014 07:47
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John Kruk posted:I am traveling to like 6 countries in the next two weeks and I am super anxious for some reason. I travel a lot and don't normally get this way. You probably won't have to overhear any conversations about Obamacare in a language you can understand. On a less serious note, maybe you'll take something away from this: This one time i was walking through unfamiliar countryside at night. I suddenly realised i was lost. My smartphone died, rendering me without satnav. I have a terrible sense of direction. All i could see in every direction was fields, and had absolutely no idea which direction to head. There was something strangely euphoric about standing in a silent field watching the sunrise, realising I was completely hosed and simultaneously totally okay. Not sure what i'm trying to say with that maybe i'm just gay
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