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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Gotta say, I'd be disappointed in Lena Headey if she wasn't using the set as her personal cock-carousel; it would be such a waste for all involved if she didn't.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'd bet money she hopped on the Pedro Pascal carousel.



vvvv ;)

kiimo fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Aug 20, 2014

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


kiimo posted:

I'd bet money she hopped on the Pedro Pascal carousel.
They've been publicly dating for a bit.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

There's a video attached. The reported actually flinches away in fear when he talks

But does he have Andre the Giant voice

Babygravy
Jun 12, 2014

I am the gravy
If settle for the knock teeth out punch.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MizPiz posted:

Gotta say, I'd be disappointed in Lena Headey if she wasn't using the set as her personal cock-carousel; it would be such a waste for all involved if she didn't.

Well, there is this photo:


If that's not a "we just woke up after a night of sex" look, then I don't know what it.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


DrBouvenstein posted:

Well, there is this photo:


If that's not a "we just woke up after a night of sex" look, then I don't know what it.
He would literally break her in half like the Mountain did Oberyn's sister.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Traditionally giant body builder type dudes have tiny wangs, see every single mankini at a posedown.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

No More Heroes posted:

Traditionally giant body builder type dudes have tiny wangs, see every single mankini at a posedown.

The difference being that those are dudes are of normal height who have chosen to have out of proportion muscles, thus making the parts of them that are proportionate to their height seem extra small. Also steroids. This is a very tall dude who has in-proportion muscles.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.

No More Heroes posted:

Traditionally giant body builder type dudes have tiny wangs, see every single mankini at a posedown.

I imagine there is a difference between the guys who pose to show off their muscles, the guys who lift large stones to show off their strength, and more importantly guys who do the latter who are also almost 7 feet tall. I have already put forth a lot more effort than I should have in defending the size of a weightlifter's wang.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
I just finished season 2 on my first rewatch of the show. Not since the Wire have I seen a show improve on rewatch like this has.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I couldn't believe people were complaining about season 2 I think it's the best so far.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

DrBouvenstein posted:

Well, there is this photo:


If that's not a "we just woke up after a night of sex" look, then I don't know what it.

nah man she was just spotting him on some lifts

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

kiimo posted:

I couldn't believe people were complaining about season 2 I think it's the best so far.

It's probably my least favorite season but it's still great. The scenes with Arya and Tywin are amazing, as is Tyrion cleaning up King's Landing.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
According to this article on Time.com, they are taking a year break on the Bran storyline, meaning no Hodor for a year :( http://time.com/3265518/game-of-thrones-season-5-will-not-feature-bran-stark-hodor/

Stayne Falls
Aug 11, 2007
Everything was beautiful
Thank God. I love Hodor but Bran's stories always...dragged.

They really slowed things down to a crawl.

I did not like them, is basically what I'm getting at here.

Babygravy
Jun 12, 2014

I am the gravy
I do hope that the new book has him in a more fast paced sequence

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Stayne Falls posted:

Thank God. I love Hodor but Bran's stories always...dragged.

They really slowed things down to a crawl.

I did not like them, is basically what I'm getting at here.

Yea I found the story tried to have legs but they never really worked.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Bran's story been on the decline since the first episode.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Speleothing posted:

The difference being that those are dudes are of normal height who have chosen to have out of proportion muscles, thus making the parts of them that are proportionate to their height seem extra small. Also steroids. This is a very tall dude who has in-proportion muscles.

He looks like someone who is massive from a life time of intense physical training, not after a few years of steroid use. He doesn't even have a 6-pack he's just a massive mountain of muscle and power.

This is his diet
http://confitdent.com/hafthor-julius-bjornssons-diet-the-mountain-game-of-thrones/

quote:

Breakfast | 7 AM
Egg Whites (6-8)
Full Eggs (1)
Oatmeal (1 cup)
Fruits (1 bowl)
Morning Snack | 10 AM
Granola bars (2)
Oatmeal (1 cup)/Fruits (1 bowl)
Protein Shake (2 scoops)
Lunch | 1 PM
Chicken/Fish/Turkey/Lean beef (2 pounds)
Oatmeal (1 cup)
Brown Rice (1 cup)
Vegetables, raw or cooked (1 bowl)
100% Whole grain bread (4 slices)/100% whole grain pasta
Protein shake (1 scoop)
Afternoon Snack | 3:30 PM
Fruits/Vegetable (1 bowl)
Granola Bar (2)
Protein shake (2 scoops)
Evening Snack | 5:30 PM
Skimmed Milk (3 cups)
Any one of these:
Whole Grain Pasta (1 cup)
Whole grain bread (4 slices)
Oatmeal (1 cup)
Egg whites (6)
Dinner | 7:30 PM
Chicken/Fish/Turkey/Lean beef (2 pounds)
Oatmeal (1 cup)
Brown Rice (1 cup)
Vegetables, raw or cooked (1 bowl)
100% Whole grain bread (4 slices)/100% whole grain pasta
Protein shake (1 scoop)
Post-Dinner Meal | 9 PM
Blended Whey Protein (2-3 servings)

What Does Hafthor Drink?

Someone who trains as hard and is as large as Hafthor needs a lot of water. The Mountain consumes up to 30 cups of water on a normal day with a minimum of two cups being consumed prior to each meal.
Pre & Post Workout Nutrition
Pre-Workout

2 servings of glutamine
1 serving of creatine
4 servings of pancakes/flapjacks

Post-Workout

3 scoops of blended whey protein immediately after the workout
2 servings of glutamine
1 serving of creatine

He must eat more protein in 1 day then most people eat in a week. Also, like a loaf of wheat bread a day.

pentyne fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Sep 4, 2014

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Jesus Christ does he do anything except lift and eat

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!
I got tired and thirsty just looking at that ridiculous list of protein, bread, and oatmeal.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Spoeank posted:

Jesus Christ does he do anything except lift and eat
One does not simply become the World's Strongest Man.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

I still can't believe he's only 25. What the gently caress man

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Dancing Peasant posted:

I still can't believe he's only 25. What the gently caress man

:what:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

He's only 25 stone. It's mind boggling.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
He's one year older than Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Jojen's actor.

BreakAtmo
May 16, 2009

Spoeank posted:

Jesus Christ does he do anything except lift and eat

"'Tis an eating (and lifting) machine!"

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



DeadBonesBrook posted:

According to this article on Time.com, they are taking a year break on the Bran storyline, meaning no Hodor for a year :( http://time.com/3265518/game-of-thrones-season-5-will-not-feature-bran-stark-hodor/

Of course they would stop the storyline now that it is somewhat interesting.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I hope they change the actors involved to confuse everyone again.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Frostwerks posted:

He's only 25 stone. It's mind boggling.

He's the king of 25 stones.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




pentyne posted:

He looks like someone who is massive from a life time of intense physical training, not after a few years of steroid use

A lifetime? He did that poo poo in like 5 years. Theres a pic out there of him as a skinny basketball kid at like 19 or 20 and bam! 5 years later hes what he is now.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Spot the right hander.

Babygravy
Jun 12, 2014

I am the gravy
poo poo you'd need a full time assistant to prep all those meals or you'd have no time to do anything..

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Also just FYI, apparently they're not SHOOTING any new scenes, but there might be some stuff they shot in S4 thrown into S5 so it's not "wait what the gently caress happens to Bran?"

Savage Cracker
Jul 21, 2010
There's gonna be a single scene where bran and co get eaten by Birdboss.

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

GonSmithe posted:

Also just FYI, apparently they're not SHOOTING any new scenes, but there might be some stuff they shot in S4 thrown into S5 so it's not "wait what the gently caress happens to Bran?"

Gendry still rowing

Savage Cracker
Jul 21, 2010

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

Gendry still rowing

Blackfish still taking a piss.

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Babygravy
Jun 12, 2014

I am the gravy
He did drink a lot of wine..

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