|
tengriism, super secret islam
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:28
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 19:33 |
|
|
Zoroastrianism obvs.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:29
|
|
|
double taoism
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:31
|
|
|
Why Pastafarianism of course!
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:32
|
|
|
i'd probably rejoin the baha'is, or maybe check the quakers out
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:35
|
|
|
wicca is probably a good one for getting laid, if you have a time machine and hang around high schools.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:39
|
|
|
Either Hinduism for the cool gods or the nearest Christian group for the  .
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:40
|
|
|
catholicism, check out those buildings 
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:42
|
|
|
fyodor posted:loving Hail Satan, morons. Hail Satan
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:43
|
|
|
Flagrant Abuse posted:i'd probably rejoin the baha'is, or maybe check the quakers out lmao rejoin?
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:43
|
|
|
Mahayana Buddhism, the coolest Buddhism
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:47
|
|
|
Fandyien posted:lmao rejoin? 
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:49
|
|
|
greek paganism
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:50
|
|
|
To all of you idiots saying Catholism, Catholic cathedrals look like poo poo compared to Eastern Orthodox ones. Also, if you are Eastern Orthodox, you can just wander around Russia beating transexuals and gays, and nobody cares.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:50
|
|
|
whatever carlos castaneda is doing in those terrible books would be cool too. eat the peyote, become an evil sorcerer/shaman
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:51
|
|
Tiberius Thyben posted:To all of you idiots saying Catholism, Catholic cathedrals look like poo poo compared to Eastern Orthodox ones. Also, if you are Eastern Orthodox, you can just wander around Russia beating transexuals and gays, and nobody cares. That sounds good I'll change my answer to this
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:54
|
|
|
Good ol' Roman animism. Take Catholicism back to it's roots.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:57
|
|
|
Tricky D posted:Good ol' Roman animism. Take Catholicism back to it's roots. paganism: since you only go to church christmas and easter anyway
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 03:59
|
|
|
If you worship Bast can you write off kitty treats as a religious expense?
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:00
|
|
|
spoon0042 posted:paganism: since you only go to church christmas and easter anyway I'm looking for something that requires me to make offerings at crossroads and watch birds to make important business decisions.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:01
|
|
|
Tiberius Thyben posted:To all of you idiots saying Catholism, Catholic cathedrals look like poo poo compared to Eastern Orthodox ones. Also, if you are Eastern Orthodox, you can just wander around Russia beating transexuals and gays, and nobody cares.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:05
|
|
|
Scientology
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:07
|
|
|
Flagrant Abuse posted:yeah i was raised baha'i thats pretty weird man, don't baha'i believe all religions are okay or some other chill thing? i feel like everyone says baha'i be cool
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:15
|
|
|
Pastafarianism as long as it isn't al dente.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:17
|
|
|
stuntwaffle posted:the correct answer is Rastafarianism, weed is god No joke, rastafarianism was founded because the Jamaicans thought that the emperor of Ethiopia during the 20th century, Haile Selassiem, was the reincarnation of Jesus. I'd go with whichever religion required the least effort, so probably that libertarian bullshit satanism thing.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:27
|
|
|
if I were an atheist who had to pick a religion I would probably go with the religion that helped me fit in the most with whatever community I belonged to
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:29
|
|
|
Marxism or like maybe Juche.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:33
|
|
|
Wicca because I think spells are kind of neat. I'm a Hufflepuff according to Pottermore.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:35
|
|
|
if i was an atheist i'd probably choose the only true and correct one
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:37
|
|
|
all the people saying episcopal are correct, it's loving awesome. You get women priests and gay marriage plus all the shiny poo poo and wine of Catholicism. southern baptists can suck my dick.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:37
|
|
|
Everyone keeps telling me atheism is a religion. Let's go with that.
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:40
|
|
|
Kyrie eleison posted:if i was an atheist i'd probably choose the only true and correct one that would be Christianity Alexzandvar posted:all the people saying episcopal are correct, it's loving awesome. You get women priests and gay marriage plus all the shiny poo poo and wine of Catholicism. they won't suck your dick, for obvious reasons. you hosed up human being
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:40
|
|
|
Latvian Orthodox
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:41
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:42
|
|
|
which religions let you smoke a ton of weed? one of those I think ancient Thracians used to hotbox tents for their religion, I'd be down with that
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:43
|
|
|
Cucking Mama posted:if I were an atheist who had to pick a religion I would probably go with the religion that I currently am
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:44
|
|
|
Kyrie eleison posted:if i was an atheist i'd probably choose the only true and correct one It would be Christianity since that reduces the suffering in a person's life, right? What a funny choice for someone with a Madoka Magica avatar! (If it's not Madoka, please forgive me for not being the Anime Master, thank you.)
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 04:44
|
|
|
what about this one male-designates can join but only if they renounce the penis and all of its works
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 05:01
|
|
|
I usually don't mind people changing up a quote for an own on me or to add a new angle, but I'd rather you didn't misrepresent my faith
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 05:03
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 19:33 |
|
|
Autumn Angel posted:It would be Christianity since that reduces the suffering in a person's life, right? What a funny choice for someone with a Madoka Magica avatar! i'm glad you appreciate it, and yes it's madoka, well technically it's her sinister alter-ego kriemhild gretchen who likes to post on internet forums. cheers
|
|
#
?
Jul 6, 2014 05:05
|
|