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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i want to die

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Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

WELCOME TO HELL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Right away if you want to get blown OP

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
while travelling a friend rawdogged a slut on the tour then went to get some drinks and after coming back a guy was bragging about eating the same chick out lolol

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Don't do it OP you might catch cooties

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Neurosis posted:

while travelling a friend rawdogged a slut on the tour then went to get some drinks and after coming back a guy was bragging about eating the same chick out lolol

no slutshaming please

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i took a girl to bk once and she threw up in the parking lot

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Stoic Commie posted:

i took a girl to bk once and she threw up in the parking lot

Your oral was that bad? Jesus dude.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Does anybody have a link to the old black guy rapping about eating pussy?

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

jigglemaster7 posted:

going down on some random slut youre loving for the first time is absolutely disgusting

no it's the best actually

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

Guancho posted:

no it's the best actually

Agreed. Don't listen to the critics.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Your oral was that bad? Jesus dude.

yeah i do some hosed up poo poo with my face/mouth/neck, although it's kind of like making her squirt from the mouth, for the win

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

A misanthrope posted:

i want to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
my open palm technique is unstoppable

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
18 years at least and anyone who says 16 is a creep

PollosBromanos
May 18, 2012
When ur sure she's gotta have it hth

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



OP there is a test you can do during the date to find out if you should do it or not... Make your lips into a small ring like you're about to whistle then dart your tongue out a few times...if her nose flares a lil and her lips moisten then ur good to go hth

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
Be careful down there.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
You should fist her first

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
if she doesn't blow you afterwards make sure you jerk off in her bathroom before you leave because if you wait until after the bus ride home your balls will hurt

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist
You should wait until she's at least 18 OP. (216 months)

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Darth123123 posted:

You should fist her first


plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

he's sure happy with himself ;)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

i get that reference!
























































awww i get that reference :(

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

one time a girl look normal but tasted a lil like marinara sauce. she had an italian last name so maybe she ate a lot of pasta??

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

Necros posted:

one time a girl look normal but tasted a lil like marinara sauce. she had an italian last name so maybe she ate a lot of pasta??

Look at this scrub who doesn't know where marinara sauce REALLY comes from.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
serious answer though...

as soon as possible. you want to make sure she don't have no stank puss before you get locked down in a relationship. if that pussy is dank I don't call back

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

maybe a little rear end play while you're tooting that conch, that's good stuff.

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Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
calling dred bert to finalize the thread

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