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It is like someone watched Van Helsing and was inspired by how boring and terrible and a wasted opportunity it was, then set out to make a similar film but filled with fun and action and an R-rating. Go watch it on Netflix or something
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not enough tits
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Jul 6, 2014 05:06
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or hogs.
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Jul 6, 2014 05:06
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Gutcruncher posted:It is like someone watched Van Helsing and was inspired by how boring and terrible and a wasted opportunity it was, then set out to make a similar film but filled with fun and action and an R-rating. Go watch it on Netflix or something i watched it and it owned op they're making a sequel but it's prob gonna be pg-13 
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Jul 6, 2014 05:07
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Smoking Crow posted:i watched it and it owned op Aw whats even the point. It was so good because they didnt give a gently caress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BJE0HzOyc0 Also Hansel is diabetic because of the witch forcing him to eat so much candy.
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Jul 6, 2014 05:13
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Was that the one where they locked the people in the basement to fatten them up and the villain had this weird obsession with gretal being her successor? Or are we talking about the one with the ogre thing that rescues gretal and turns out to be nice
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Jul 6, 2014 09:43
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Gutcruncher posted:Also Hansel is diabetic because of the witch forcing him to eat so much candy. And the diabetes is what gives him super powers. At least that's how I remember it.
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Jul 6, 2014 09:52
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I was an extra in Dead Snow II which is by the same director and he actually wore a Hansel and Gretle Witch Hunters hoodie around the set which strikes me as a bit strange. Seemed like a cool dude though and the catering was really loving great.
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Jul 6, 2014 10:21
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*dr, evil voice* how about no, scott
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Jul 6, 2014 11:57
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Is this a serious post? The title makes it sound pretty dumb.
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Jul 6, 2014 12:20
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NotWearingPants posted:Is this a serious post? The title makes it sound pretty dumb. Yes and yes
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Jul 6, 2014 14:55
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produced by Adam McKay and Will Ferell more action movies should be produced by comedy people imo
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Jul 6, 2014 15:46
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Yes op... It is good
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Jul 6, 2014 15:49
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Say this in the theatre, totally worth it. Especially for little Stumpy, she tried so hard.
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Jul 6, 2014 18:09
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i expected it to be bad but actually it wasn't
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Jul 6, 2014 18:11
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"Ah. The Curse For The Hunger Of Crawling Things. I hate that one." *injects mysterious serum* It's a good movie.
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Jul 6, 2014 18:11
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"Hansel and Gretle Witch Hunters"? Yeah, okay. Not watching this.
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Jul 6, 2014 18:27
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Kelfeftaf posted:"Hansel and Gretle Witch Hunters"? Yeah, okay. Not watching this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxX5KYygsBc
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Jul 6, 2014 18:38
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So many Hansel and Gretel movies to watch, so little time.
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Jul 6, 2014 18:44
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It was real good and you can watch it
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Jul 6, 2014 18:51
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remember the abortion that was the brothers grimm? 3 hours of excruciating pain. frankenstein was a gay dramaqueen i think???
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Jul 6, 2014 18:57
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Smoking Crow posted:i watched it and it owned op It owned especially the 80s movie-esque over the top of violence. peter stormare's character gets turned into a human pancake after getting curb stomped by a angry troll.
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Jul 6, 2014 18:59
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Watched this with a friend some time ago on Netflix. Expected it to be the kind of tacky, horrible B-grade poo poo you see on Netflix. Did not disappoint, but was still entertaining. Everyone should watch this.
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Jul 6, 2014 19:19
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I remember seeing commercials for this and thinking it looked supremely stupid. I still think it does 
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Jul 6, 2014 19:36
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Internet Kraken posted:I remember seeing commercials for this and thinking it looked supremely stupid. It's more of the Netflix Watch Now surprise that you think will be bad but ends up being genuinely entertaining.
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Jul 6, 2014 19:37
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Internet Kraken posted:I remember seeing commercials for this and thinking it looked supremely stupid. It is supremely stupid, but it's a hell of a lot of fun. (Plus Jeremy Renner's gunshow  )
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Jul 6, 2014 19:41
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Hustlin Floh posted:not enough tits it has more than enough Gemma Arterton cleavage shots
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Jul 6, 2014 19:45
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bonestructure posted:It is supremely stupid, but it's a hell of a lot of fun. (Plus Jeremy Renner's gunshow I love how Jeremy Renner is shorter than like every woman in the movie and they photoshopped the DVD cover to try and make him look taller
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Jul 6, 2014 19:58
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The thing you have to remember is that at no point does the movie with medieval machine guns, the good and bad witches from the wizard of oz, and the diabetic witch-hunter who injects medieval insulin shots take itself seriously. It's easy to look at the marketing and go, "yeah this is a terrible idea" but it's really not, it actually works as a pretty self aware retarded rear end movie.
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Jul 6, 2014 20:23
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You monster.
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Jul 6, 2014 20:25
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Legit good movie. I thought it would be pretty bad when I saw it on Netflix, but it's become one of my favourite little action flicks. the OP's right, it's like a good Van Helsing.
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Jul 6, 2014 20:28
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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:Legit good movie. I thought it would be pretty bad when I saw it on Netflix, but it's become one of my favourite little action flicks. the OP's right, it's like a good Van Helsing.   
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Jul 6, 2014 20:34
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That looks dumb as hell
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Jul 6, 2014 20:39
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Big Beef City posted:That looks dumb as hell It's good.
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Jul 6, 2014 21:17
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I'm gonna respectfully disagree with you on this OP
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Jul 6, 2014 21:41
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ust saw this. very problematic movie imo only women can be witches hmm makes you think about the patriarchy
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Kombotron posted:ust saw this. agreed, still gonna watch the gently caress out of it.
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Jul 14, 2014 08:20
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hemophilia posted:The thing you have to remember is that at no point does the movie with medieval machine guns, the good and bad witches from the wizard of oz, and the diabetic witch-hunter who injects medieval insulin shots take itself seriously. It's easy to look at the marketing and go, "yeah this is a terrible idea" but it's really not, it actually works as a pretty self aware retarded rear end movie. Yeah I figured it'd be terrible but I went to see it with my roommate anyway and it was good. The diabetes gag alone is worth it.
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Jul 14, 2014 08:20
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gently caress the ROW posted:It was real good and you can watch it i was sad when hansel boned the white witch and she died, and hansel wasn't even affected by it.
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ladyboy pancake posted:agreed, still gonna watch the gently caress out of it. u should its good first witch reminded me of evil dead witch good stuff a around looking forward to a cheeseirr sequel
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