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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
What kind of hair would you choose? And why?

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Something like this:



So I could troll in movie theaters.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I was thinking



What if my hair looked like compressed bonnet hair, without the bonnet. Would people think "where's the bonnet, have I Lost my eye's ability to register hats?"

That would be a great instant hairdo to try, and maybe keep forever

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I also thought





What if my hair looked like that while I was swimming and wet. Would people say, is that a plastic wig you have glued to your head? Are you wearing some kind of hat? What's the meaning of this? How can this be???

And I would wink, and maybe show them my business card, which has pictures of different haircuts in case I get bored.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

She's much higher than a 4.5. I'd say at least a 7.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

I'd like my hair to look like this Chechen wolf. Maybe to scare farm animals?

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
hairdos blwo. Just shave your head and start throwing blows.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Kelfeftaf posted:

hairdos blwo. Just shave your head and start throwing blows.

I'm going to report this post for promoting violence

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011

WEREWAIF posted:

I'm going to report this post for promoting violence

sorry. I'm just a good guy.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Crispin Glover's giant hair from the 80s

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


I would be 7 feet tall and have eraserhead hair, so people would think I'm some sort of alien or giant alien.

Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

probably the kind i have now

Kazooiegirl
Apr 20, 2014

you are my center when i spin away
this hair

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
jheri curl

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


I want to have Weird Al's hair.

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
anything would be good considering my chronic alopecia

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Maybe having your hair become all of donald duck's hats in their various attitudes.
Or if you're more business focused


You could go from stupid businesswoman hair by day





To slightly better hair in the afternoon




To solid hair in the evening!

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
honestly,

or
.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Nice choice.

I was thinking maybe having my hair look like a diamond and selling it to a jeweller but I'm not sure if the hairdo device works that way.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien



edit: do i really need to say why

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Quickscope420dad posted:




edit: do i really need to say why

Is that Tim Heidecker?

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
I'll tell you later

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Quickscope420dad posted:




edit: do i really need to say why

smashmouth, get this haircut

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Quickscope420dad posted:




edit: do i really need to say why

the "frontmonk"

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I want to have Weird Al's hair.

weird al now or back then?

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


pfs Write posted:

weird al now or back then?

It's the same.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


He just dropped the mustache.

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
this but unironically

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
or Bynum hair

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

Matoi Ryuko posted:

It's the same.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



Oh yeah, I forgot about that. It's just that I have the Alpocalypse album sitting right here, next to me, and his hair is long again. :shrug:

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The Rachel

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i drank 4 bottles of that rogaine stuff and nothing happened

just a kind of warm fuzzy feeling inside

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
Seth MacFarlane's hairdo when he's at the ho down in a million ways to die in the west

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. It's just that I have the Alpocalypse album sitting right here, next to me, and his hair is long again. :shrug:

it's okay I don't think that's actually al canon

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
werewaif has no pussy hairs

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