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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > itt we are hipster transhumanists
 
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can i get instagram for my cyborg eye?

o'neill cylinders? pshaw. space colonies were better when they were dyson spheres.

oh, my mechanical feet? they're inspired by the classic cartoon speed racer, you probably haven't heard of it.

i know we've ended world hunger with superfoods but i still went on a trip to the third world and it was pretty real

#yolf

all those singers that download autotune into their brains? it just doesn't feel real. i like bon iver, cher, t-pain - the days when autotune came from a box.

check out my calculator watch! i know we can instantly complete complex equations in our heads after the singularity, but it's just so retro...

now that i have nanomachines my etsy shopfront is really taking off

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RedHotKick posted:

i h-hate hipsters...

but cros them with Transhumanits? (whom i love, dues ex is art and i saw blade runner once)

....ur the REAL god in the machine op

this dude likes transhumanism? fuckin lol. needs to check out some classic retrofuturism, like 'the jetsons'

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Illavick posted:

like, literally INSIDE of this thread man

I spend a lot of time in meatspace, maybe you've heard of it?

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Smoking Crow posted:

Transhumanism is a religion

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

let's be an affront to god and throw away everything Jesus died for hurrrrrr
being an ubermensch is alright and all but if you want you can come to this party me and my friends are having this friday, we're recreating this historical concept called 'church'. loads of wine, reading our favourite .txt files. should be shiny.

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Harime Nui posted:

A Dyson Sphere is an insanely more ambitious and hypothetical concept than an O'Neill Cylinder what on earth are you
talking out one of my multitudinous asses, apparently, so to paraphrase an Old Earth idiom: apologies for Party Rocking

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Trixie Hardcore posted:

Oh I see you're still chewing food. That really takes me back. Ever since I got a Soylent Pump I can't even think about masticating without clogging my tube, it just seems so... you know, Terran.
I understand where you're coming from, but I've been on this interesting diet recently. You see, we haven't evolved as much as we'd think, and our bodies are still accustomed to eating whatever would've been in reach of our ancestors' 'PCs' - Cheetos, cold pizza. It's called the Posting Diet, and I feel great.

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Unguided posted:

When the singularity happens, what's stopping the introverts being overwhelmed in the group consciousness by everyone else?
group consciousness is too mainstream, y'grok me? for plebs. they had some pretty groundbreaking concepts back in the olden days, like 'individuality' and 'scarcity', and only true patricians can appreciate such lofty, abstract ideals.

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The Droid posted:

Since when was transhumanism associated with hipsters?
it isn't, but it's not like we don't already have threads about things that won't exist for a long time, eg star citizen

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