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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax

Helpimscared posted:

do a DNA test before you freak out, if he is your son explain that your not ready to raise a child if your not comfortable with it, go from there

What perfectly sound advice I think I'll ta*loudly farts and is startled*

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MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
Is kicking the baby's head off an option in the United States?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Kolos
Jul 19, 2009
tell her that you will accept the paternity only if you can change his name to bonnerhitler or arachnotron

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Weedlord Hitlerboner will be a fine son if you raise him well.

Just cover his walls with pictures of Lowtax and restrict his education to LPs by him and Slowbeef.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

Is kicking the baby's head off an option in the United States?

hmmmm i'm gonna say yes on this one

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcS-FqxEJd4

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