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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Just give the Peltians all the technology. Get the Andors and Skylaxians on board, too. Annihilate the Acutians and Thoraxians.

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Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Is there a Games thread for this game? I searched like 10 forum pages there and got nothing and yet it seems like this game has some goon following.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I vote diplomacy. If you're Italy, go for Tunisia.

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!
The Thoraxians are actually pretty cool and not that hard to get into the Federation with Skylaxian aid... we need at least one superpowered friend to help us lead the Peltians to glory.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
Some other FYIs:

After game start, it IS possible to give spaceflight tech to any race you want. The first few such missions are pretty simple to do, and you can do them very quickly, giving the original spacefaring faction rather less of a head start. However, every time you give a new race spaceflight tech, you reduce relations with every race already in space because hey, you're taking our head start away!

So if we go prancing around later throwing hyperspace engines at everyone like Father Christmas, it won't really matter that much if we diplomatically got away from the original starfaring race - they're still going to loathe us like sin, albeit maybe a little teeny bit less. For that matter, the first few guys we gave starflight to aren't going to be amazingly impressed with us, either (though they probably won't hate us outright because giving them spaceflight was still a pretty sweet deal).

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
Diplomacy with the Peltians!

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Have to admit, after reading up on this game the premise sounds very interesting, but I keep hearing very mixed things about what it's like to actually play. Very interested to see how the LP goes.

Bremen
Jul 20, 2006

Our God..... is an awesome God

Cythereal posted:

Have to admit, after reading up on this game the premise sounds very interesting, but I keep hearing very mixed things about what it's like to actually play. Very interested to see how the LP goes.

The curse of the Arcen game.

Viscardus
Jun 1, 2011

Thus equipped by fortune, physique, and character, he was naturally indomitable, and subordinate to no one in the world.

Tomn posted:

Some other FYIs:

After game start, it IS possible to give spaceflight tech to any race you want. The first few such missions are pretty simple to do, and you can do them very quickly, giving the original spacefaring faction rather less of a head start. However, every time you give a new race spaceflight tech, you reduce relations with every race already in space because hey, you're taking our head start away!

So if we go prancing around later throwing hyperspace engines at everyone like Father Christmas, it won't really matter that much if we diplomatically got away from the original starfaring race - they're still going to loathe us like sin, albeit maybe a little teeny bit less. For that matter, the first few guys we gave starflight to aren't going to be amazingly impressed with us, either (though they probably won't hate us outright because giving them spaceflight was still a pretty sweet deal).

It only reduces your relations if you get caught. It's not very hard to not get caught.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Viscardus posted:

Your fear is unbecoming of a Hydral. Our race may be dead, but all that means is that we and we alone are the true master of the solar system. Why should we fear the Evucks - or, as the case may be, the Burlusts? Because they will achieve spaceflight a few months or years before the other races? Bah! Mere blinks of an eye to us!

It is for us to decide who may visit the depths of space and who may not. If we wish to give the Peltians technology, we shall give it to them. We shall allow them to become our chief lieutenants if that is what we wish. Do you imagine them so weak that even a technological advantage would see them conquered within moments by the Evucks or Burlusts? You overestimate the ease of such a thing.

If it is our wish, we can simply give all of the races of the solar system spaceflight immediately. Would that soothe your irrational fears? At the moment I wonder whether you truly have the stomach to unite the solar system, or if you will attempt to have us flee in terror at the sight of the first enemy ship. Grow a few backbones, already!
Do I fear? Yes, of course I fear! I fear what every being of compassion must fear if they are to have a conscience- I fear the needless slaughter of innocent beings. I don't fear for a mere Hydral, I fear for the innocents of other worlds who will be mercilessly killed by the Hydral as part of some scheme to control the system, or by the Burlusts in random acts of violence. We will be fine. We'll find an ally and build a power base, but what will happen to the system as we wait for that to happen?

You are the coward, throwing the lives of innocents away for the sake of a sharper sword to cower behind. Why not bravely stand behind our words, and lead the system to a new era of peace through example?

We need power, but there are those who would lend us that power if we only proved worthy of it. Let us be worthy. Let us steal a ship from a bunch of befuddled burrowing owls and apologize profusely with bribes. That is the path of true courage.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Give the Burlusts spaceflight tech, then steal their ship. Then crank things up to ultraviolence. Shoot them, burn them, eviscerate them, do whatever needs to be done to escape and then some. Let none stand in your way.

They love that poo poo.

Viscardus
Jun 1, 2011

Thus equipped by fortune, physique, and character, he was naturally indomitable, and subordinate to no one in the world.

Eiba posted:

You are the coward, throwing the lives of innocents away for the sake of a sharper sword to cower behind. Why not bravely stand behind our words, and lead the system to a new era of peace through example?

We need power, but there are those who would lend us that power if we only proved worthy of it. Let us be worthy. Let us steal a ship from a bunch of befuddled burrowing owls and apologize profusely with bribes. That is the path of true courage.

What lives am I throwing away? What sword am I cowering behind? Your words lack all reason. I have advocated none of what you seem to think; your mind is confounded by phantoms of your own devising, and it is against them that you seem to be arguing.

I am proposing to build a federation of those races who have done ours no harm, armed and ready to face those who have. I wish to be proactive, not to cower in fear at the thought of anyone but the Peltians achieving spaceflight - recall, if you will, that our race has had spaceflight for many lifetimes. And yet you fear a lesser race having access to it for a few months? Do you also fear that they may develop lasers? The printing press? The wheel? Your fears are wholly irrational.

You propose to antagonize a future ally merely so that the race you perceive as weakest is the first to follow us into space. This is cowardice, pure and simple, and your attempted obfuscation does nothing to disguise it.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Viscardus posted:

It only reduces your relations if you get caught. It's not very hard to not get caught.

You sure? I distinctly recall slipping through the security nets all right and still getting a -10 hit to everyone with spaceflight each time. Did it get patched since I tried it?


Eiba posted:

Do I fear? Yes, of course I fear! I fear what every being of compassion must fear if they are to have a conscience- I fear the needless slaughter of innocent beings.

Andorian spotted.

Viscardus
Jun 1, 2011

Thus equipped by fortune, physique, and character, he was naturally indomitable, and subordinate to no one in the world.

Tomn posted:

You sure? I distinctly recall slipping through the security nets all right and still getting a -10 hit to everyone with spaceflight each time. Did it get patched since I tried it?

It must have changed, then, because I'm currently playing a game in which I gave spaceflight to every race without any penalties.

Pingcode
Feb 25, 2011
It changed in one of the early patches, when they made tweaks to what the spaceflight mission actually was, and shortly afterwards tweaked it to avoid the relationship hit entirely if you successfully ran the blockade.

Also, watching this one with interest - never gotten far in this, always had my favoured races sink into mires of RCI disasters so watching this with interest to see what I'm doing wrong.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Viscardus posted:

What lives am I throwing away? What sword am I cowering behind? Your words lack all reason. I have advocated none of what you seem to think; your mind is confounded by phantoms of your own devising, and it is against them that you seem to be arguing.

I am proposing to build a federation of those races who have done ours no harm, armed and ready to face those who have. I wish to be proactive, not to cower in fear at the thought of anyone but the Peltians achieving spaceflight - recall, if you will, that our race has had spaceflight for many lifetimes. And yet you fear a lesser race having access to it for a few months? Do you also fear that they may develop lasers? The printing press? The wheel? Your fears are wholly irrational.

You propose to antagonize a future ally merely so that the race you perceive as weakest is the first to follow us into space. This is cowardice, pure and simple, and your attempted obfuscation does nothing to disguise it.
I am imagining this as a single Hydral's disparate heads arguing with eachother.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Viscardus posted:

What lives am I throwing away? What sword am I cowering behind? Your words lack all reason. I have advocated none of what you seem to think; your mind is confounded by phantoms of your own devising, and it is against them that you seem to be arguing.

I am proposing to build a federation of those races who have done ours no harm, armed and ready to face those who have. I wish to be proactive, not to cower in fear at the thought of anyone but the Peltians achieving spaceflight - recall, if you will, that our race has had spaceflight for many lifetimes. And yet you fear a lesser race having access to it for a few months? Do you also fear that they may develop lasers? The printing press? The wheel? Your fears are wholly irrational.

You propose to antagonize a future ally merely so that the race you perceive as weakest is the first to follow us into space. This is cowardice, pure and simple, and your attempted obfuscation does nothing to disguise it.
If, by stealing their ship, we give space flight to a strong aggressive race, then we put that race's neighbors at their mercy. That is a simple fact. Even if we also give technology to their neighbors, we're still facilitating a potential war that would have otherwise been impossible, at least for a time.

If by stealing from the Peltians, we give them space flight, the neighbors of the Peltians will be at their mercy... and I trust in the Peltians' mercy. Or at least indecisiveness.

I do not fear for our individual Hydra. I fear for the people of this system. If you do not understand that, why are we even trying to form a federation in the first place?

Tomn posted:

Andorian spotted.
Pretty much. The space communist owls may be most adorable but... I really gotta go with the Andor when the choice comes.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Eiba posted:

Pretty much. The space communist owls may be most adorable but... I really gotta go with the Andor when the choice comes.

Why not both? Pacifist utopian robots and communist agrarian owls sound like excellent founding members of the Federation.

Buzzsaw Roomba
Feb 14, 2012

Christ, what an asshole.
Diplomacy with the Peltians! Look at those cute little guys! I want to give them every chance they can get. Plus it should be easier to patch things up with them than with other races.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Cythereal posted:

Why not both? Pacifist utopian robots and communist agrarian owls sound like excellent founding members of the Federation.
Wiz implied our factions might eventually be federation advocates from the various races. If the races are our parties... yeah. I'm getting ahead of things though.

Pacifist robots and communist owls should be the basis of our federation in any case. A strong foundation.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012

Eiba posted:

Wiz implied our factions might eventually be federation advocates from the various races. If the races are our parties... yeah. I'm getting ahead of things though.

Pacifist robots and communist owls should be the basis of our federation in any case. A strong foundation.

Glory to the Acutian empire. Utopia is simply another form of socialism. The most cost-effective way of eliminating socialism is planet cracking

Viscardus
Jun 1, 2011

Thus equipped by fortune, physique, and character, he was naturally indomitable, and subordinate to no one in the world.
Okay, since I'm sort of getting tired of responding to Eiba in character, here's the deal: getting spaceflight first is not, as far as I can tell having played the game, that big an advantage, at least if the Hydral goes around giving it to other races as well (which I would advocate). There is no risk that the Burlusts or Evucks or whoever are going to start vicitimizing other races before they get spaceflight unless we let them. I'm 100 years into my game and no one has even taken a planet yet. It is not a game that moves particularly quickly.

If you advocate stealing from the Peltians, you are deliberately making an enemy of the Peltians. That is how it works. Yeah, you can recover from it if you really want to, but that is what the choice is about. Maybe Eiba realizes this and is just pretending he doesn't for the sake of drama, but if there is anyone reading this who didn't know that, please note that I am objectively correct.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Eiba posted:

Wiz implied our factions might eventually be federation advocates from the various races. If the races are our parties... yeah. I'm getting ahead of things though.

Pacifist robots and communist owls should be the basis of our federation in any case. A strong foundation.

Honorable diplomats also sound like a good addition, but knowing goons I doubt anyone concerned with honor is going to be thrilled. Maybe the isolationist Boarine?

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!
Our ideal Federation should be everyone but the Cappiebots, Evucks, and Burlusts. That's how I ran my game and everything turned out awesome there, so...

HaitianDivorce
Jul 29, 2012

Viscardus posted:

Your fear is unbecoming of a Hydral. Our race may be dead, but all that means is that we and we alone are the true master of the solar system. Why should we fear the Evucks - or, as the case may be, the Burlusts? Because they will achieve spaceflight a few months or years before the other races? Bah! Mere blinks of an eye to us!

It is for us to decide who may visit the depths of space and who may not. If we wish to give the Peltians technology, we shall give it to them. We shall allow them to become our chief lieutenants if that is what we wish. Do you imagine them so weak that even a technological advantage would see them conquered within moments by the Evucks or Burlusts? You overestimate the ease of such a thing.

If it is our wish, we can simply give all of the races of the solar system spaceflight immediately. Would that soothe your irrational fears? At the moment I wonder whether you truly have the stomach to unite the solar system, or if you will attempt to have us flee in terror at the sight of the first enemy ship. Grow a few backbones, already!

So are you the evil head or something?

Viscardus
Jun 1, 2011

Thus equipped by fortune, physique, and character, he was naturally indomitable, and subordinate to no one in the world.

HaitianDivorce posted:

So are you the evil head or something?

No, I'm just the head on the far right.

HaitianDivorce
Jul 29, 2012

Viscardus posted:

No, I'm just the head on the far right.

I don't see the difference.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

gently caress the Peltians, awesome philosophical isolationist boar-men should be the backbone of our federation. :colbert:

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Y'know, this whole sentient-being-with-multiple-heads thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense from an evolutionary standpoint. What kind of environmental pressure leads to that? I guess the answer is "a world where decapitation is really common", but that just raises more questions than it answers.

HaitianDivorce
Jul 29, 2012

YeOldeButchere posted:

Y'know, this whole sentient-being-with-multiple-heads thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense from an evolutionary standpoint. What kind of environmental pressure leads to that? I guess the answer is "a world where decapitation is really common", but that just raises more questions than it answers.

So you're our smart and philosophical head then

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

gently caress the Peltians, awesome philosophical isolationist boar-men should be the backbone of our federation. :colbert:

Boarines have a matriarchy! She is just a cute little ice-pig-lady trying to take care of her wards in a cruel and unforgiven galaxy. (Boarines like never get a good planet for them.)

Boarines take a lot of work to get in the fed (RCI work which is just :negative:) but if you can swing them they are hella solid.


I'd spoiler their mechanic but if things get going they can topple burlusts from the position of kings of wreck poo poo mountain

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
I wonder if rival federations can form in this game that you then have to deal with. Like the Acutians, Burlusts, and Thoraxians join up to create The Empire of Evil to oppose you if your federation gets too strong.

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!

Cythereal posted:

I wonder if rival federations can form in this game that you then have to deal with. Like the Acutians, Burlusts, and Thoraxians join up to create The Empire of Evil to oppose you if your federation gets too strong.

Wonder no more: yes.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Peltian Diplomacy

Because maybe we should start with playing nice with the guys who are super agreeable.

Rather than making the murderbeasts hate everything in space.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Acutian Diplomacy because if we build them up now it will be more fun to get sweet revenge on them later.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Viscardus posted:

Okay, since I'm sort of getting tired of responding to Eiba in character, here's the deal: getting spaceflight first is not, as far as I can tell having played the game, that big an advantage, at least if the Hydral goes around giving it to other races as well (which I would advocate). There is no risk that the Burlusts or Evucks or whoever are going to start vicitimizing other races before they get spaceflight unless we let them. I'm 100 years into my game and no one has even taken a planet yet. It is not a game that moves particularly quickly.

If you advocate stealing from the Peltians, you are deliberately making an enemy of the Peltians. That is how it works. Yeah, you can recover from it if you really want to, but that is what the choice is about. Maybe Eiba realizes this and is just pretending he doesn't for the sake of drama, but if there is anyone reading this who didn't know that, please note that I am objectively correct.
In gameplay terms, that may be true. I've never played the game, so I can't judge that.

In RP terms, we're giving these people the opportunity to attack their neighbors sooner. Whether that's likely in the game or not is irrelevant to that RP argument.

(I'm not saying you're wrong, there's just some different values going into this decision.)

rlloyd3
Feb 3, 2012

Veloxyll posted:

Peltian Diplomacy

Because maybe we should start with playing nice with the guys who are super agreeable.

Rather than making the murderbeasts hate everything in space.

Isn't "making murderbeasts hate everything" sort of the M.O. of any SA LP, if at all possible?

Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

rlloyd3 posted:

Isn't "making murderbeasts hate everything" sort of the M.O. of any SA LP, if at all possible?

Goon-driven political motion has all the self-awareness, tact, subtlety, and diplomatic nuance of an Ork WAAAAAAAGH! most of the time.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Most of the time it's BEING the horrible murderbeasts.

Which reminds me, I should catch up on the Democracy 3 LP

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

YeOldeButchere posted:

Y'know, this whole sentient-being-with-multiple-heads thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense from an evolutionary standpoint. What kind of environmental pressure leads to that? I guess the answer is "a world where decapitation is really common", but that just raises more questions than it answers.

Natural selection is not the only force at work in evolution, nor should we assume that just because adaptations are conserved that they are beneficial. Clearly the Hydrals evolved from a lower order of life that had multiple heads for some reason, either because of an environment that favored multiple ganglia/sense clusters or, in my personal opinion because of a more exotic mechanism like the formation of a chimeric organism. It would hardly be the first time in the history of life that multiple organisms developed such a close relationship that they eventually became one organism. If we had access to Hydral genetic science we could discern whether Hydrals' distant ancestors evolved multiple heads due to selection pressure or whether their genes show traces of a colonial or parasitic stage of life leading to permanent chimerization.

I get to be the science head.

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