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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Negative Entropy posted:

Well obviously FEMA would engineer disasters like Katrina as a pretext to get people in camps. Once they get the people in the camps the jew reptilians steal their souls, devour the remaining body, and then assume the form of the dead.

hosed up if true.

Am I doing it right?

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Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

Miserable Maid posted:

I was talking with friends, who seemed really fun and cool and nice. Well, somehow the convo turned to WWII, and all if a sudden this guy started talking about the concentration camps being lies and the death toll of Jews being exaggerated, and how there was no had chambers.

So I left to pee, and came back to a convo about 9/11 being an inside job.

Help me I can't leave

move to germany you can literally get people arrested for saying stuff like this

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
rig the dinner table with explosives then stage the waitress falling into it

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

One of my best fiends once went on a rant about how 9/11 was perpetrated by the government. I spent the next hour logically explaining that the government can't both be completely incompetent (which it most certainly is) and at the same time capable of not only pulling off 9/11 but covering up all evidence that they did it. Also that he was just being racist thinking that a handful of brown people with box cutters couldn't kill thousands. He ended up getting really depressed and now he doesn't talk about it any more.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Big Beef City posted:

I hate when that poo poo happens because you're mostly compelled to just nod so you don't turn into 'that guy' but at the same time you're mad as hell that someone you know is that stupid.

this

loving THIS!

a massive spergy rear end goon would probably stand up and yell at how wrong and non-PC theyre being but you cant actually do that in public without looking like a fucktard and losing all your friends

sometimes people do grow out of these crazy phases though so I dunno

nod, smile, agree and think about what youre gonna do when you get home I guess???

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

Wooten posted:

One of my best fiends once went on a rant about how 9/11 was perpetrated by the government. I spent the next hour logically explaining that the government can't both be completely incompetent (which it most certainly is) and at the same time capable of not only pulling off 9/11 but covering up all evidence that they did it. Also that he was just being racist thinking that a handful of brown people with box cutters couldn't kill thousands. He ended up getting really depressed and now he doesn't talk about it any more.

These people also ignore all the proper hosed up stuff the governments of the world have done or failed miserably at.

poo poo like CIA false flags to stir up anti-Castro sentiment, undermining legit governments in Europe for being too socialist, installing Pinochet, the plot against Howard Wilson, Hillsborough Disaster and the loving on-going paedophile rings in the top flights of the British government.

This is more interesting (and real) than GWB did 9/11.

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing and he tried telling the world in The Shining.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Bozza posted:

on-going paedophile rings in the top flights of the British government.

wait what
is this the british equivalent of american government conspiracy theories?

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

wait what
is this the british equivalent of american government conspiracy theories?

There's a big inquiry thing getting started up now and considering how insane the saville and rolf harris paedo sagas were it's certainly going to find some crazy poo poo because everyone was a nonce in the 70s

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Butthead posted:

Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing and he tried telling the world in The Shining.

that mockumentary owned

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Shia the beef is a mk ultra slave.

Hail Satan and keep up the abortions

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
more like holohoax

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Moola posted:

this

loving THIS!

a massive spergy rear end goon would probably stand up and yell at how wrong and non-PC theyre being but you cant actually do that in public without looking like a fucktard and losing all your friends

sometimes people do grow out of these crazy phases though so I dunno

nod, smile, agree and think about what youre gonna do when you get home I guess???

there is actually an in between of nodding your head and shutting up and shouting and making a fool of yourself.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
What I loving hate is when someone comes out with some proper racist poo poo only they say it rhetorically because they are convinced that everyone who has the same skin colour/ethnicity as them feels the same way.

That and when someone starts a sentence with "I'm not being racist but..." because this is always immediately followed by the most disgustingly racist comment imaginable.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

What I loving hate is when someone comes out with some proper racist poo poo only they say it rhetorically because they are convinced that everyone who has the same skin colour/ethnicity as them feels the same way.

That and when someone starts a sentence with "I'm not being racist but..." because this is always immediately followed by the most disgustingly racist comment imaginable.

lol its the they might be giants song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHxEnQZi3Ow

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
i remember being upset with 9/11 conspiracies, which were extremely common during the bush years. apparently more than half of democrats believed that bush did 9/11, which isn't surprising to anyone who talked to them during those years, probably in no small part because of that schizophrenic no-planes Loose Change video which was so popular on the internet at the time.

in polite company, whenever i think anything controversial, which is pretty much always, i keep my mouth shut. if i have to say something, i try to find the most innocuous possible thing to say, and i smile while i say it. this is a lesson i've learned the hard way. it's hard to respect someone with no professionalism.

drinking privately with a friend, i'm much more likely to relax and be blunt, and in these settings i don't really care what my friend admits to because it will just add to their novelty and my appreciation of their honesty, laughs all around at the absurdity of life. you can only truly appreciate someone once you bond over your shared insanity.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
OP, explain that Nintendo is behind 9/11 and you know so because your uncle works for Nintendo. Then say you can't say any more and have already said too much.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Moola posted:

this

loving THIS!

a massive spergy rear end goon would probably stand up and yell at how wrong and non-PC theyre being but you cant actually do that in public without looking like a fucktard and losing all your friends

sometimes people do grow out of these crazy phases though so I dunno

nod, smile, agree and think about what youre gonna do when you get home I guess???
fucken sjws! *joins the bros in another verse of throw the jew down the well*

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
hmm i could maybe plant the seed of shame in this fascist prick's head but what about my ~~reputation~~

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
It's almost like everyone has free speech! Burn the witch!

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Big Beef City posted:

Obama is at once both too stupid to do anything right on any level and an evil genius successfully plotting to destroy western society in the most nefarious way possible.
Rick Perry Admirably Refuses To Shake Obama’s Hand At Airport
Don’t call him Chris Christie. Republican Texas Gov. Rick Perry refused to greet President Barack Obama at a tarmac photo-op this week, and instead challenged Obama to hold a “substantive meeting” with him to discuss the illegal immigration crisis currently engulfing states along the U.S.-Mexico border. The White House requested that Perry meet Obama on the tarmac Wednesday as he gets off Air Force One on his way to Democratic fundraisers in Texas, which could have created another tableau like the “Chris Christie hug” during Superstorm Sandy, which helped Obama in the 2012 election.
The Daily Caller from RSS q

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
No conspiracy nonsense please
Please don't create threads speculating on Big Foot, or UFOs, etc. That's not to say a thread should not be created if there is an actual news article or a press conference (even if it's just to laugh at loonies), but those which serve only to forward the agenda of conspiracy blogs or to discuss about possible psychic predictions of when California is going to sink into the ocean are not welcome here. NEW Please check your thread sources. If the source also contains articles about inplausible, crazy, conspiratorial stuff, you should look for a better source for the article you intend to link.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Zombie Boat posted:

It's almost like everyone has free speech! Burn the witch!

What do you think free speech means, exactly?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I mean its feasible that the numbers were fudged or exaggerated but that doesn't really matter. What's the difference between 6 million or 3 million or 1.5893 million people killed for being jewish

oh wait logic doesnt work here wups

amazingly these are the same people who get enraged when 50 *white* people get killed in some killing spree

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I think part of it is all the attention on the jews when, allegedly, more blacks were killed. That plus the possibility of the numbers being fudged causes the outrage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBd5W9IA7n0

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The victims of the Holocaust include Homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Communists, and various dissidents as well as Jews.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
what sort of a word is holocaust, anyway. sounds like some terms the jews made up to manipulate

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Waltzing Along posted:

what sort of a word is holocaust, anyway. sounds like some terms the jews made up to manipulate

holy poo poo this turned into a conspiracy discussion

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Big Beef City posted:

I hate when that poo poo happens because you're mostly compelled to just nod so you don't turn into 'that guy' but at the same time you're mad as hell that someone you know is that stupid.
It's always kind of weird when you get into a conversation with someone who is clearly very wrong or misinformed about something but also very passionate about the subject or topic. Like your options are pretty much just to sorta deflect the conversation and move it elsewhere because even though you really want to correct them on their lovely/wrong views you know it won't actually go anywhere and will just turn into a bigger headache.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
I would laugh my balls off if I ever met a real holocaust denier in real life.

Just loving laugh and laugh as I call them a retard to their face.

9/11 truthers and JFK conspiracy nuts, same thing.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Waltzing Along posted:

I think part of it is all the attention on the jews when, allegedly, more blacks were killed. That plus the possibility of the numbers being fudged causes the outrage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBd5W9IA7n0

I'm pretty sure all the attention is people hating being guilted when they have nothing to do with it. Yeah man I get it, but it really doesn't matter how many millions or even hundreds of thousands were killed ... as far as the point they're trying to imply

it was bad

hitler died and lost his country over it

~fin~

I mean the jews run the planet so its not like being a black person

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Moola posted:

this

loving THIS!

a massive spergy rear end goon would probably stand up and yell at how wrong and non-PC theyre being but you cant actually do that in public without looking like a fucktard and losing all your friends

sometimes people do grow out of these crazy phases though so I dunno

nod, smile, agree and think about what youre gonna do when you get home I guess???
why the gently caress would you want to stay friends with conspiracy theorist shitheads? seriously

losing friends over that isn't goony, it's sane

edit: with that said you shouldn't literally yell at them but you can more tactfully let them know that you think they're an idiot

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
the only person I know that unironically does the whole "I'm not racist but..." thing is my mother, she'll occasionally say that then say something gross and racist, but it's more innocent "it was a different time" systemic type racist comments rather than "I'm not racist but black people aren't humans" or something

mostly among my friends it's the occasional transphobic comment but that's still cool I guess, nerds don't like chicks with dicks

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

stratdax posted:

What do you think free speech means, exactly?

Please enlighten me. I'm not an American so my ides could be wrong.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Zombie Boat posted:

Please enlighten me. I'm not an American so my ides could be wrong.

Freedom of speech doesn't protect you from being called an idiot when you say something dumb.
When you're being relentlessly made fun of you can't just invoke the Freedom of Speech spell.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
OP should've explained to them how Slenderman was ultimately responsible for 9/11

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

I hate when that poo poo happens because you're mostly compelled to just nod so you don't turn into 'that guy' but at the same time you're mad as hell that someone you know is that stupid.

you're that guy that could have stopped the holocaust but didn't because he didn't want to be that guy.

gently caress you guy

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the CIA created crack cocaine to fund secret projects while destabilizing the black community as an added effect

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I've always loved "jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel"

Yeah that's true, but it's not exactly structurally sound at that temp either though, so...

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