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Taye Diggs: Aug 12, 2013; Holla at yo boy

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# ? Jul 6, 2014 23:57

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011

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# ? Jul 6, 2014 23:57

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

I am pushing my penis into your anus, quickly, pulling out, then repeating.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 23:57

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

HARD
FUCKIN'
LEFT
TURN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM

# ? Jul 6, 2014 23:58

Homestar Runner: Oct 9, 2012; This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Mr Wentworth just told me come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill I DIDN'T EXPECT SOME KIND OF SPANISH INQUISITION !!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 00:17

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

size 9

# ? Jul 7, 2014 00:21

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdPMSd7xA7U

# ? Jul 7, 2014 00:23

NiceGuy: Dec 13, 2006; This is my BOOMSTICK; College Slice

Monty Python owns but unfortunately people who like Monty Python do not own we are in fact insufferable faggots

# ? Jul 7, 2014 00:33

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

NiceGuy posted:

Monty Python owns but unfortunately people who like Monty Python do not own we are in fact insufferable faggots

I should certainly well say so old fruit!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 00:47

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

I think this thread subject is very woody

# ? Jul 7, 2014 00:49

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

It's wee

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:00

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

hemophilia posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdPMSd7xA7U

I have literally never seen this sketch. How have I managed to watch Monty Python reruns on television whenever they are on for my entire life and not seen this? It is even when John Cleese was still on the show.

WOW!!! MUST TELL MY PYTHON-FAN PARENTS AND WE CAN ALL--

NiceGuy posted:

Monty Python owns but unfortunately people who like Monty Python do not own we are in fact insufferable faggots

Mostly true. I think as long as you remember that a lot of people only know Monty Python through "fat unfunny people quoting it verbatim" you can do all right for yourself. Just ... never, ever, ever sing a song. You can maybe get away with singing Spamalot with musical theater fans if you insist, but it is JUST NOT WORTH IT.

I am still convinced you could put together a montage of Monty Python scenes that could make even the most cynical rear end in a top hat laugh, though. The scenes would just change per the rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:18

The Belgian: Oct 28, 2008

NiceGuy posted:

Monty Python owns but unfortunately people who like Monty Python do not own we are in fact insufferable faggots

so you're saying you like monty python & people who like monthy python are insufferable assholes?

hmm..

HMMM

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:19

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

NiceGuy posted:

Monty Python owns but unfortunately people who like Monty Python do not own we are in fact insufferable faggots

Hahahaha THE LARCH *wheezes*

it's okay, us goons are proud insufferable faggots and so are you so lets quote monty python

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:19

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

we couldn't think of a way to end the sketch so here's a cop

repeat for 20 years

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:21

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

People who quote Monty Python endlessly are in fact terrible shitlords but I find the Documentary on Molluscs to be a legitimate satire of media sensationalization and it lasts like four minutes.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:31

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Network Pesci posted:

People who quote Monty Python endlessly are in fact terrible shitlords but I find the Documentary on Molluscs to be a legitimate satire of media sensationalization and it lasts like four minutes.

Humorless people that desperately try to fill the funny void by latching onto popular comedy in a pathetic attempt to be funny and likeable are in fact terrible shitloads? :monocle:

that could be anything from borat to south park to the office. I think MP is probably just the most annoying one since it's actually good but there's a lot of special context as to why it's funny and thus gets tainted

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:35

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

NiceGuy posted:

Monty Python owns but unfortunately people who like Monty Python do not own we are in fact insufferable faggots

I say, we are grand, aren't we? 'Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano'.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:52

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Quarex posted:

I have literally never seen this sketch. How have I managed to watch Monty Python reruns on television whenever they are on for my entire life and not seen this? It is even when John Cleese was still on the show.

It was from this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python's_Fliegender_Zirkus

So it was made for West Germany and while I think it's pretty funny it's not something that would have translated very well back into English.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

I want to be... a L U M B E R J A C K.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 02:01

Subliminal Sauce: Apr 6, 2010; Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!

Cheddar?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 02:14

Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

*walks into d&d* i came in here for an argument!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 02:22

Quint Gets Eaten: Apr 23, 2014

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ8y29wOP7E

Michael Palin is my favorite Python

# ? Jul 7, 2014 02:23

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

hemophilia posted:

It was from this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python's_Fliegender_Zirkus

So it was made for West Germany and while I think it's pretty funny it's not something that would have translated very well back into English.

Oh. Wow. I learned more from this thread than expected. I need to show these to my parents. Their minds will be blown. It will be the first time since the Internet Era that I will be able to impress someone!

Quint Gets Eaten posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ8y29wOP7E

Michael Palin is my favorite Python

That may have actually had more influence on how I think comedy should be constructed than any other singly identifiable item. My goal for years was to make a show consisting entirely of 10-second sketches ... if only I had founded Vine instead.

Welp, that oughta do it

# ? Jul 7, 2014 02:47

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Bring me a shrubbery

# ? Jul 7, 2014 02:51

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

NiceGuy posted:

Monty Python owns but unfortunately people who like Monty Python do not own we are in fact insufferable faggots

Just like Apple fans

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:05

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

shoes for industry

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:07

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

monty python's flyibg circus is good and funny, actually

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:09

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

I do not like Montey Python and in fact most of it makes me cringe.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:10

Boner Medicine: Feb 1, 2014

Like National Lampoon had 2-3 good movies and that was it

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:15

Boner Medicine: Feb 1, 2014

I do appreciate the peasant political rant scene.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:16

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

look you stupid bastard you have no arms

yes i have!

look

...its just a flesh wound

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:17

Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

im that guy who wouldnt stop quoting it in high school

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:18

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

When it cums to british humor, myself personally, I prefer black adder.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:20

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Whirlwind Jones posted:

I do not like Montey Python and in fact most of it makes me cringe.

Well hello there every girl I've ever dated.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:21

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

When it cums to british humor, myself personally, I prefer black adder.

well personally speaking as the Conservative candidate i just drone on and on and on and on without letting anyone else get a word in edgeways until i start foaming at the mouth and fall over

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:24

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

There's a bomb in this thread, and I'll tell you where it is for a pound.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:31

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Big Beef City posted:

Well hello there every girl I've ever dated.

Probably because they've had fat sweaty neckbeards espouting lines from it their whole life trying to impress them

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:32

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the housewives renacting some historic battle by swatting at each other with their purses and kicking at shins in the mud made me almost die laughing as a kid

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BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I haven't met an obnoxious monty python fan are there really a ton of them out there? Is it because I didn't go to college?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:53

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