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QCIC
Feb 10, 2011

die Stimme der Energie


The Guardian posted:

"They were what I would call triumphant inscriptions," said the Princeton-trained professor who found them while introducing students to the ancient island world of the Aegean. "They claimed their own space in large letters that not only expressed sexual desire but talked about the act of sex itself," he told the Guardian. "And that is very, very rare."

Chiselled into the outcrops of dolomite limestone that dot the cape, the inscriptions have provided invaluable insight into the private lives of those who inhabited archaic and classical Greece. One, believed to have been carved in the mid-sixth century BC, proclaimed: "Nikasitimos was here mounting Timiona" (Νικασίτιμος οἶφε Τιμίονα).

"We know that in ancient Greece sexual desire between men was not a taboo," added Dr Vlachopoulos, who returned to the far-flung island last week to resume work with a team of topographers, photographers, conservationists and students. "But this graffiti … is not just among the earliest ever discovered. By using the verb in the past continuous [tense], it clearly says that these two men were making love over a long period of time, emphasising the sexual act in a way that is highly unusual in erotic artwork."

Two penises engraved into limestone beneath the name of Dion, and dating to the fifth century BC, were also discovered at lower heights of the cape. "They would seem to allude to similar behaviour on the part of Dion," said Vlachopoulos.

Use this thread to post your favorite dicks from antiquity.




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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
sorry bout the gif


i actually like this topic good job op

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
ancient gay. so what.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

a bone to pick posted:

ancient gay. so what.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
How do they know it wasn't just some kind of practical joke or people being dicks to piss somebody else off

hypersober
Mar 27, 2006
...
:awesome:

Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

well women had chest hair and goatees back then

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't know why you'd post Roman art in a thread about archaic greek history

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i jacked off to everything in the op

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

can someone highlight the dicks for me I can't make them out

also do you guys think timiona was down with the graffiti

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
NUID!

That rock wants to be someone else... :ohdear:

www
Aug 4, 2010

what if they arent dicks but aliens?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Alien Dicks.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
:dong: and :hist101:, thank you

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

im gay - 6th century bce Greek guy

Previous Jesus
Jun 5, 2013
please don't kinkshame my ancestors

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

Police Automaton posted:

How do they know it wasn't just some kind of practical joke or people being dicks to piss somebody else off

World's earliest revenge porn found on tiny Aegean island

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cubone posted:

can someone highlight the dicks for me I can't make them out

they're the dick-shaped things on the rock, hth.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
that carved dick seems huge. This is very unsettling

and why am i not surprised a man named Dion back in old greece was a flamboyant homosexual bragging on rocks. aside from the RUnaround Sue dion he kicked rear end

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
my favourite is that giant white man from england who's always rock hard and ready to go clubbing.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Big Beef City posted:

I don't know why you'd post Roman art in a thread about archaic greek history
He said he wanted dicks from antiquity so any ancient culture should suffice.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

my favourite is that giant white man from england who's always rock hard and ready to go clubbing.

i hope that in 3000 years i'll still be remembered for my massive erection

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
In the future, libuhrals have invented a time machine and went back to corrupt our ancient predecessors.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

my favourite is that giant white man from england who's always rock hard and ready to go clubbing.


this needs constant maintenance to not get covered by grass. victorians let the grass grow back over the dong because it threatened them

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
how do i get a job shaving a giants dick

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lets study ancient dick

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Parallax Scroll posted:

lets study ancient dick

isn't that what young gay guys do when they hook up with older dudes?

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

Look at that repulsive uncut dick. Savages.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

my favourite is that giant white man from england who's always rock hard and ready to go clubbing.


BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Proof that uncut dicks are disgusting relics of the past and we have evolved beyond that to beautiful, circumcised penises.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
clicked at t speed of light

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
drat, there's not even a hot rod to cover up. who says modern society is progressive, eh?

e: unless the donut is yonic symbolism and this is really fuckin clever somehow

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
think of all the yaoi of yesteryear, mindlessly erased in puritan purges. countless cock-tales forever forgotten

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

BigBoss posted:

Proof that uncut dicks are disgusting relics of the past and we have evolved beyond that to beautiful, circumcised penises.

actually proof that the roots(heh)of all modern civilization had beautiful natural dicks and only primitive hill people from the deserts of who gives a gently caress bothered snipping baby dicks(they also suck them bloody baby cocks)

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

quakster posted:

think of all the yaoi of yesteryear, mindlessly erased in puritan purges. countless cock-tales forever forgotten

:'(

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy


A misanthrope posted:

sorry bout the gif


i actually like this topic good job op

Thats a great Gif though poster A misanthrope.

What a thread!

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
A serious question to any homosexual gentlemen in this thread:

Is that stuff any hot ?

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

veilo posted:

A serious question to any homosexual gentlemen in this thread:

Is that stuff any hot ?

All of it.

Especially Homer. But I'm not gay so...

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