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crying a lot of crying
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Just bite the clitoris right off
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Big Beef City posted:Just bite the clitoris right off
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I like gape shots and I'll tell you why Fake-rear end facials will not fly But a girl bent down with her hands on her bum And a dirtpipe full of cum OP's mom
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Jul 7, 2014 03:27
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Crying.
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Jul 7, 2014 03:27
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ive got a lot of nervous damage from chronic drug abuse so im basically a human vibrator
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Jul 7, 2014 03:32
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Jul 7, 2014 03:33
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bring the kid back to his parents house
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Jul 7, 2014 03:35
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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:bring the kid back to his parents house /thread this man wins
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Jul 7, 2014 03:37
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sounding like a dying turkey
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Jul 7, 2014 03:37
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Fall off the bed then poo poo myself.
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Jul 7, 2014 03:41
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a lick up the center of the nose
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Pulling out my wallet. TM
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counterclockwise swirl
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It's called "Pussy Neck". I start off finger banging her, but I stop a few times to grab her neck and kiss her. She thinks that it's an accident that I am getting her pussy juice on her neck, but then when we start loving, I lick it all off.
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Jul 7, 2014 04:01
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I will sometimes do this thing where I ejaculate semen from my penis.
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Jul 7, 2014 04:08
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cocooning is when you wrap yourself up in the covers and cry when your lover tries to touch u
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it's really sick i know but sometimes i like to do this
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I like to start off with this to get things going
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Quarex posted:I like to start off with this to get things going Asked my Nazi girlfriend if she wanted to try it. She said she was "uncomfortable with the thought of this Jewish ritual," but I won out in the end.
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I don't know about trademarks, but i've got a few tumblrs bookmarked.
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i forget what its called but once i get the telephone receiver and hot sauce out all bets are off the table
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Jul 7, 2014 04:45
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not cumming in her hair (on demand)
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usb teledildonics posted:cocooning is when you wrap yourself up in the covers and cry when your lover tries to touch u allofmypartnersmoves.txt
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Jul 7, 2014 05:35
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Really bad farts that linger for a very long time.
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Jul 7, 2014 05:41
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I try to generate as much noise as possible from our nude bodies slapping
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Jul 7, 2014 05:52
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the not having any
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Jul 7, 2014 05:55
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the buzz aldren. It's where you let an old guy gently caress you in the rear end and then let buzz aldren have a whack at it
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Jul 7, 2014 05:56
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the slump breaker: where you bang a girl you aren't really attracted to and therefore you never cum
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Crying. My signature move is flicking a quick one off the wrist and then crying.
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Jul 7, 2014 06:05
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Try and jam my finger into her urethra.
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Jul 7, 2014 06:08
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Try anal sex a little bit but then decide it's not for either of you and awkwardly pull your dick out of her anus waiting for the tip of the condom to snap back along with it.
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Jul 7, 2014 06:21
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Shoot her in the face with a handgun and then put ur dick in the exit wound I call it the backdoor skull gently caress, op.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Shoot her in the face with a handgun and then put ur dick in the exit wound I call it the backdoor skull gently caress, op. I thought that was called an "Oscar Pistorius"
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