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InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
Black like only men drink

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I like it like I like my women: ground up and immersed in boiling water

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


crisp.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!
floating gently on a sea of whisky.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Cream is for pussies. Straight black a good dark roast OP.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
uh is there a barista here b/c this roast just got dark

BiG TrUcKs !!!
Feb 25, 2007

My life is the most blessed and most cursed in existence (blessed spiritually, cursed physically)
:legion:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
warm

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
boiling hot in a pot that is being smashed repeatedly into my balls

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Splash of cream but no sugar

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

in my rear end

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

ElectricSheep posted:

I like it like I like my women: ground up and immersed in boiling water

its not supposed to be quite boiling you fuckin pleb

malmal
Jan 28, 2009
marble mocha with caramel syrup and a shot of vanilla essence, soy because im watching my midline OP.

and 2 sugars

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

malmal posted:

marble mocha with caramel syrup and a shot of vanilla essence, soy because im watching my midline OP.

and 2 sugars

i think id rather just have a milkshake

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

in enormous quantities

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
dark as my black boyfriend's cock

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Carried around in a burlap sack on the back of mule.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

It depends on the style of coffee and if its poo poo or not.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

black

Zooey Dave Chapelle
Oct 27, 2013
Gay

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
i prefer iced coffee because i can brew a weeks worth at once which is important if you wake up late as hell every day

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
young, dumb, and pumped full of cum

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

its not supposed to be quite boiling you fuckin pleb

maybe he is used to white trash coffee like folgers and loves the taste of tannins

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

regular

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
french, sugar, vanilla creamer

if you care about the manliness of your coffee you're a bitch. i bet you like watches too, and get depressed when you can't grow a beard

only dudes who care about that stuff care about that stuff. literally nobody else

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

1gnoirents posted:

french, sugar, vanilla creamer

if you care about the manliness of your coffee you're a bitch. i bet you like watches too, and get depressed when you can't grow a beard

only dudes who care about that stuff care about that stuff. literally nobody else

That sounds like the most beta coffee ever dude

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Jo smiff said I am not allowed.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
with ice and milk and chocolate and in a veinte cup with no whipped cream

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
half/half

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
hot and black

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
That Coldstone creamer is really good. So's the Cinnabon one.

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
light roast supremacy

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

script kitty posted:

light roast supremacy

dark roast. I used to go with light roast because moar caffeine but I changed to dark recently and the depth of flavour beats the poo poo out of any improved amped-ness.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

script kitty posted:

light roast supremacy

exactly, the gently caress would i be drinking coffee for if not the caffeine?

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
dark roasts actually have less depth of flavor because theyre closer to being charcoal.

with a light roast you can still taste the unique flavors of the beans origins

DUH

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

You're no Jane Rivers

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

bonus hole boy posted:

exactly, the gently caress would i be drinking coffee for if not the caffeine?

why the gently caress would you not drink piss but for the healing powers and ancient chinese medicine?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
the same way I like my slaves








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Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees

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