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Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

predict something obvious happening later in the thead. then when it happens, quote your old post and say "called it"

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
thread gets gassed,

OP gets banned

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



lovely first reply

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




thread fills with shitposts

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



dang

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

put mods on your ignore list and you can't be banned

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
people calling for :gas:

and saying "I'm gay"

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


heres a little trick to improve your posting op: don't

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
shortening the word "very" to "v" and "pretty" to "p" will help u type posts faster

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i make an epic post in this thread

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

LifeSizePotato posted:

i make an epic post in this thread

called it

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

shortening the word "very" to "v" and "pretty" to "p" will help u type posts faster

woah. thats p rad

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you





a worthy uhh posted:

thread fills with shitposts

called it

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
say "hth" sarcastically at the end of your owns, which improves the ownage by a good bit

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Seizure Robot posted:

heres a little trick to improve your posting op: don't

Don't improve his posting or don't post in the first place?!

Your advice isn't very clear here mister <:mad:>

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Renegret posted:

Called it.

Called it.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
constantly make obtuse references to your earlier posts so if a schizophrenic reads through your entire post history, they unravel a massive global conspiracy and can talk directly to god

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

A Bootleg GBA Cart posted:

thread gets gassed,

OP gets banned

close but no cigar

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




quakster posted:

constantly make obtuse references to your earlier posts so if a schizophrenic reads through your entire post history, they unravel a massive global conspiracy and can talk directly to god

quakster posted:

He has admitted that he's using the Game Genie and whatever cheats the games may have.


I SEE EVERYTHING

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Some retard mentions Goku.


Oh, wait...

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
advocate for men's rights. it's ironic, OR IS IT?????

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
post about things people think about like birds or math or good smells

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
USE CAPS to emphasize an important point. BOLD ALL CAPS if it's really important.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

if someones owning you and you want to continue the thread derail without getting called out by the other posters, you can pad the end of your post with a "so anyway, lovely derail aside: ..." section where you pretend to care about getting the thread back on track

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
comic sans

beecock.jpg

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Dicky B posted:

emptyquoting

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

bonus hole boy posted:

editing quotes

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

i like to "warm up" before posting by jumping in place and hooting loudly, like an ape

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
overly hostile post about troons

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
ayo OP do u know the oldest trick in the book????????????????



























































its ur mom lmao

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
1- Post cats
2- Post AMA
3- Post more cats
4- Dont get too goony or mad
5- Profit

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
something about skeletons and/or lower-class ghosts

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
.....
........
....
.......

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

newreply.php posted:

ayo OP do u know the oldest trick in the book????????????????



























































its ur mom lmao
use the question-whitespace-answer format for your bad post to trick people into thinking it's good. just another simple trick to skyrocket yourself to posting success

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


stop posting in gbs, except threads like this (this is a trick not me telling people not to post in gbs)

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

lve t th vwls, tp 40% fstr, mr tm t mstrbt

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

build exhaustive dossiers on recognized posters; friend and enemy

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Has anyone said op was gay yet?

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
never, NEVER, NEVER have a point

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
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