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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
July is a hella sick month because we celebrate the birth of God's favorite nation and his favorite son.

The vet thread is a hella sick thread because we get to make fun of people still in, laugh at the toolbags at school wearing camo backpacks, collect sick welfare money, play games all day, drink into serious health problems, and look at tits.

As such:











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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
who has the worst VA hospital?

not Syracuse, I like my VA hospital.

This morning a Russian skin doctor looked at my rear end in a top hat.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Zeris posted:

who has the worst VA hospital?

Ask Ron Kovic.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


happy belated birthday

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

gleep gloop posted:

July is a hella sick month because we celebrate the birth of God's favorite nation and his favorite son.

Canada day and my birthday!

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
the va helped get me this sweet new wheel chair op
\________

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
VA healthcare is bad and I recommend you buy your own. Although, the VA will just throw dozens of percs and vicodins at you. If that's your thing.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Good op rated 5.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Has anyone else noticed that the VA is largely staffed by minorities?

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Obama Africanus posted:

Has anyone else noticed that the VA is largely staffed by minorities?

it's skilcraft for medicine.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

tuluk posted:

it's skilcraft for medicine.

People need to start vandalizing this on to their signs

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Booblord Zagats posted:

People need to start vandalizing this on to their signs

shim is pissed off now because he didn't make that connection.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
It really is skilkraft for medicine holy poo poo.

I think we should all re-reg as the names of various officials in the VA that way if anyone ever googles their name they'll get results for how the Jews were behind both 9/11 and 311.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Dibs on ole yeller.

And yes I mean shinseki.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dibs on Napolitano and discussing unofficial TSA screening practices.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

tuluk posted:

it's skilcraft for medicine.

Hahahhahaha, holy poo poo

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Obama Africanus posted:

the Jews were behind both 9/11 and 311.

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...2=0&authorName=

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Obama Africanus posted:


I think we should all re-reg as the names of various officials in the VA that way if anyone ever googles their name they'll get results for how the Jews were behind both 9/11 and 311.

This is honestly a rad idea

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
request to rename whip as William Hushka

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

tuluk posted:

it's skilcraft for medicine.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


So an NFL player gave up their first-class seat to a guy that he says/thinks is a Marine, but the guy in the picture looks uh.. suspicious? I've never seen a military dude transiting through an airport in their Class A so my bullshit flag is flying high right now, but I have no idea what you guys do. Also he looks old as gently caress. Did an NFL player just get punked by a pretender?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


The immediate thing I see is that he is covered indoors which means he either a. said gently caress the rules I'm a Sergeant Major b. is armed c. faker. Second would be, who travels in a dress uniform unless you're a booter going to your "A" School/tech school/whatever school. I'll leave someone else to figure out his medals, I see a Bronze Star, something, NCM, NAM, and Good Cookie.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kind Looks like a Silver Star to the right of a Legion of Merit, which is out of order. Also nobody with that many stripes would wear a cover indoors, and last I checked Marines can't travel in uniform.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
dunno who will back me up on this, but I've noticed there's something I can't put my finger on that tells me if someone was in or not. that dude looks sloppy as gently caress.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3610276&pagenumber=176#post431876399

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
He's hosed up if that's a shooting badge.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
its too bad micheal j fox took that pic

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
Hello there, I am from one of the countries that does not know FREEDOM.

Could you tell me if in America the military veterans get the respect they deserve ?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
you're a funny guy

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
They get more than they deserve IMO

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


gleep gloop posted:

They get more than they deserve IMO

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I GET NO RESPECT

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
You especially on't wear those white gloves since they're only used for ceremony crap. Dude's a poser.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

elite_garbage_man posted:

You especially on't wear those white gloves since they're only used for ceremony crap. Dude's a poser.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a program where crusty old reservists get all dolled up to "escort" a dead Marine home or something. The cover and gloves would make sense in that case.. maybe.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Possible.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Victor Vermis posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a program where crusty old reservists get all dolled up to "escort" a dead Marine home or something. The cover and gloves would make sense in that case.. maybe.

Unlikely since we have trouble enough getting money for people to do actual work. Then again that would make perfect sense to take money from operations to that...

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