• The Authority come out to talk about the previous night’s events at Money in the Bank. They say that they’re really excited that John Cena is champion again. Cena interrupts and shows evidence that they looked not very happy about it. Stephanie reveals that Cena is the WWE 2K15 game cover athlete! Cena acts shocked even though he specifically did a photoshoot solely for the cover. HHH then announces the Battleground main event, a fatal four way. Cena leaves after the announcement when Seth Rollins’ music interrupts. Rollins stares down Cena on the ramp then makes his way to the ring.
  
• Seth Rollins beats RVD via curbstomp. Rollins gives a post-match promo when he’s interrupted by Dean Ambrose on the TitanTron. Ambrose tells Rollins that no matter how many times he tries to cash in the briefcase, Ambrose will be one step behind him waiting to break it up.
  
• Rusev and Lana make fun of the USA. Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter come out to interrupt and defend America against the Ruskies. The crowd loves it and chants We The People along with Colter and Swagger. Jack throws Rusev out of the ring with some armdrags.
  
• The Wyatts defeat the Usos and Sheamus.
  
• Bo Dallas has a full minute of silence for his injured friends Daniel Bryan and Bad News Barrett.
  
• Nikki Bella loses a handicap match to the Funkadactyls, who then argue amongst themselves.
  
• Cesaro loses to Kofi Kingston only right here on the WWE app. Much laughs were had.
  
• In Santino’s final segment before retiring as an in-ring competitor, he shills Twisted Tea with his new friend Adam Rose. Emma is not able to make it due to being arrested as part of the Total Divas season 3 media push.
  
• Vince McMahon comes out except he’s Damien Sandow and then he loses in one move to the Great Khali.
  
• The big reveal of the Hollywood movie star is revealed! It’s Miz! Yay Miz! Hi Miz! You’re great Miz! He talks about how he gets passed over again and again and it’s not fair. Then pyro hits and so does Jericho’s music and it turns out Jericho is actually back. He gives Miz a Codebreaker then poses. Jericho tries to cut a promo but is interrupted by the Wyatts and gets beaten up.
  
• Dolph Ziggler beats Fandango after Summer Rae makes out with Ziggler.
  
• Stardust and Goldust beat Rybaxel. AGAIN
  
• Paige comes out to cut a promo but is interrupted by CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK AJ Lee. AJ goads Paige into having a match with the title on the line and wins the Diva’s Title back.
  
• The main event tag team match ends when Kane and Orton are disqualified. Kane attacks Cena after the match and leaves him lying. Rollins comes out with the briefcase but before he can cash in, Ambrose attacks him. Kane tries to attack Cena again but Reigns saves Cena. Triple H and Reigns stare down to end the show.
  

Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jul 8, 2014