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Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

why do so many homeless people have dogs? is it because they like to have dog fights or do they use them for protection or do they use them to get sympathy from people when panhandling in hopes of getting a box full of money for dog food (crystal meth)

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Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
my cat ate my plants

loving cats

gotta love um

naem
May 29, 2011

Homeless people are all miserably lonely

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

naem posted:

Sooooo fuzzy I WUv you mistar miffin muffinz!!!!!!!!!!

:3: :black101:

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?
what's the difference between a domesticated animal and a symbiotic animal?



a symbiote only has to do this once

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
cats are metal as gently caress

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
my cat is so stupid it sleeps pn my shirts

im lik hey now,

and cat hair everywhere

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
my cats such a oval office or dick, he loving threw up on the stuff you had to mail back.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
i hate my cat but he means well

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ASSASSINS! posted:

cats are metal as gently caress

yeah they think they're in like an action movie or something





naem
May 29, 2011

I'm pretty sure symbiote means its grows out of your abdomin

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Pretty sure I got toxo days after coming home from the hospital, my family always had cats. My cat is awesome and is good companionship cause she follows me round. Sometimes she even comes to the pub. I don't care if cats don't love, she's doing a pretty god job of imitating it and that is good enough for me. I would be pleased to be a cat meal when I eventually cark it alone in my cat filled house.

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
My cats foot was bleeding. it irratated him to no end.

drugged cat for s few days

good as new

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

A misanthrope posted:

yeah they think they're in like an action movie or something







cute lil murder babbys

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
more murder cutie kung fu












also i've watched this video probably 30 times all the way through: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1vpB6h3ek4

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT


back the gently caress off

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
poor people admire cats b/c cats can clean themselves, something the poor allegedly cant do

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:



back the gently caress off

lol cat fukin murderd that dude

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
if u think about it dogs are like idiot liberal poors who need constant pampering and handouts while cats are rugged bootstrapping individualists.
really makes u think

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ASSASSINS! posted:

if u think about it dogs are like idiot liberal poors who need constant pampering and handouts while cats are rugged bootstrapping individualists.
really makes u think

cats are like elderly alzheimers patients that need someone to clean up their poop

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

gggiiimmmppp posted:

cats are like elderly alzheimers patients that need someone to clean up their poop

no i think thats dogs cuz my cats are smart enough to go in the litter box without needing to be let outside.

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
fact: adolf hitler was a dog person.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

gggiiimmmppp posted:

cats are like elderly alzheimers patients that need someone to clean up their poop

it's easy to train cats to poop in the toilet

dogs can't do that

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
well you see if you're poor and you own a big cat it's like you're not poor at all

think about it; you can show it off to your friends, drive it to the mall, even make monthly payments to ensure it with money you don't have! Also let's not forget the sweet sweet metal balls you can attach to your cat to show everyone how cool you are

just don't be one of those idiots who leases a new cat every year, even poorness has its limits and if you really want to be cool you'll take a a really old cat and give it some fresh rims

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
poor people like dogs you idiots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vb_De3MzfY

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

gggiiimmmppp posted:

cats are like elderly alzheimers patients that need someone to clean up their poop

yeah pretty sure dogs have more issue with that, cats have toilet equivalents while dogs have to poo poo outside

anyways cats are pretty great

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

ASSASSINS! posted:

fact: adolf hitler was a dog person.


fact: adolf hitler's fursona was a cat

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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bunky posted:

fact: adolf hitler's fursona was a cat


i think that's a fox

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
my cat is sleeping on my feet as i type this

it knows how inebrieted i am, and still loves me

my cat stays there because

the pact is made
not with chalk or pen,

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Design Spots posted:

my cat is sleeping on my feet as i type this

it knows how inebrieted i am, and still loves me

my cat stays there because

the pact is made
not with chalk or pen,

that was almost coherent and in context with the thread

good job!

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

A misanthrope posted:

i think that's a fox

i mean, i clearly said fact

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

bunky posted:

fact: adolf hitler's fursona was a cat


foxes are dogs idiot!!!

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
good dogs but still dogs

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I have 50 cats howling outside my window because I have 10,000 RATS running around my building, okay?!

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

you guys are really in tune with nazi cats and poo poo. weird.

naem
May 29, 2011

Aminals

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

bunky posted:

you guys are really in tune with nazi cats and poo poo. weird.

i'ts not just about us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhOTNQcQq4

bunky
Aug 29, 2004


you are the worst

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ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

bunky posted:

you guys are really in tune with nazi cats and poo poo. weird.

hail the mew dawn

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