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my dog likes peanut butter and is ambivalent towards hitler
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bunky posted:my dog likes peanut butter 
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Jul 8, 2014 07:15
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dogs tongues feel awesome theyre so strong
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Jul 8, 2014 07:15
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bunky posted:you are the worst https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1L8uRApYeQ
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Jul 8, 2014 07:15
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:
outlaw guns and only mr mew mew will have guns
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Jul 8, 2014 07:16
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porkchop_express posted:outlaw guns and only mr mew mew will have guns if my cat had a gun every person and animal would be dead
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Jul 8, 2014 07:19
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why i never
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Jul 8, 2014 07:20
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naem posted:I'm pretty sure symbiote means its grows out of your abdomin well "burrows into" in this case but yes, cats this one time my (poor, cat-owning) buddy got really sick of this one roommate of his... the dumb roommate was the sort of alcoholic that hides his habit behind hippie poo poo -- smoking a joint with two bottles of wine, yeahhh eating a fistful of 'shrooms while drinking that 12-pack, watching FSTV while moving on to whisky, that kind of bullshit. all the uselessness of a non-functioning alcoholic with the poor grip on reality and defensive self righteousness of the worst variety of stoner. at least a 'pure' stoner will wash some loving dishes while he's explaining to you that his poor life decisions don't matter because he's been busy misinterpreting moore's law. ok back on topic -- so my buddy goes to the co-op, buys some kiwi fruit. he hides them until his lovely roommate is tripping balls/downing awful gin and then half-buries them in the litter box. he hurries into their living room and is all like "You keep letting the cat out! Now she laid some cat eggs. There's going to be kittens in a few days and they're YOUR problem, not mine." my buddy was so deadpan, so convincing, that he got his roommate to believe in the "rare phenomenon" of cat eggs for nearly an hour. he didn't even need the fake wikipedia stub he'd had ready to go. so maybe poor people like cats because they're ignorant and credulous and sometimes high. this doesn't help explain why the upper middle class is drowning in pussy, though.
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Jul 8, 2014 07:25
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I think depressed insecure people are drawn to cats. Every girl I know that has been single for 6 months + will buy a cat and then get more every other month
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Jul 8, 2014 07:32
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ZombieParts posted:I think depressed insecure people are drawn to cats. Every girl I know that has been single for 6 months + will buy a cat and then get more every other month i have to step on my cats tail 3 times to piss him off and he goes on a rampage . its bad
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Jul 8, 2014 07:34
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dog ownership is basically the same thing as raising a child with downs sydrome
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Jul 8, 2014 07:36
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ASSASSINS! posted:dog ownership is basically the same thing as raising a child with downs sydrome Except it's illegal to walk downs kids naked on a leash so they can poop outdoors. For some reason
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Jul 8, 2014 07:38
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my cat is immune from combs
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Jul 8, 2014 07:38
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ithink its cool that a cat is a born killer but it suppresses its instinct to choke the life out of me and instead licks my face and makes trilling noises runnning down the stairs when i come home instead. then murders the birds instead
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Jul 8, 2014 07:40
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aeternum posted:because dogs are loving stupid dee eight posted:and this Pretty sure you only hold this opinion due to the fact dog owners don't have to tithe 10% of their income on your wares.
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Jul 8, 2014 08:00
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It's because cats are cunts that poo poo inside and so are poor people.
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Jul 8, 2014 12:08
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she has a good point tho
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Jul 8, 2014 12:22
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You sure that's not just a giant potato chip he's holding because it's the only thing he can afford to eat?
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Jul 8, 2014 13:05
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Not Nipsy Russell posted:Poors's Guide to Cat Ownership: I think I own a cat.
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Jul 8, 2014 13:18
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system protocol posted:I think I own a cat. 
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Jul 8, 2014 13:18
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Cats are a low risk, high return investment.
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Jul 8, 2014 13:23
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someone find that study that said toxo made dudes hotter to women, because since reading that i've rubbed stray cats over every inch of my body every day and frankly it's really changed my life for the better
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Jul 8, 2014 13:24
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I called the phone number on T.V. I saw during the day and now I have five Obamacats! Suck it Teabaggers!
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Jul 8, 2014 13:31
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Crewmine posted:someone find that study that said toxo made dudes hotter to women, because since reading that i've rubbed stray cats over every inch of my body every day and frankly it's really changed my life for the better you have to eat their poop not kidding
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Jul 8, 2014 13:34
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Cats are almost universally unemployed
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Jul 8, 2014 13:44
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Moxie posted:Cats are almost universally unemployed one of our very own goons has a successfully employed cat  he's a real corporate ladder climber (he just doesn't know how to get back down)
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Jul 8, 2014 13:47
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various cheeses posted:Sounds like we should be feeding poors to the cats, since they're so numerous.
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Jul 8, 2014 13:53
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Crewmine posted:someone find that study that said toxo made dudes hotter to women, because since reading that i've rubbed stray cats over every inch of my body every day and frankly it's really changed my life for the better You have to touch cat poop when it is still warm/malleable and even then you need it to enter your nervous system via mastication, so unfortunately you do not yet have toxoplasmosis 
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Jul 8, 2014 14:01
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my cats r really soft so i think they r neat a dog would be cool if it required like 0 effort
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Jul 8, 2014 14:04
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A misanthrope posted:you have to eat their poop well alright then but you'd better not be loving with me though because there's no going back from this escalation
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Jul 8, 2014 14:06
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A Bootleg GBA Cart posted:You have to touch cat poop when it is still warm/malleable and even then you need it to enter your nervous system via mastication, so unfortunately you do not yet have toxoplasmosis Lol what kind of loser touches COLD cat poop
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Jul 8, 2014 14:08
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One of my cats is a Bombay, and while shes an adorable little cat, she makes the most disgusting sounds while eating. Sounds like a vacuum loving a tub of jello.
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Jul 8, 2014 14:16
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:One of my cats is a Bombay, and while shes an adorable little cat, she makes the most disgusting sounds while eating. Sounds like a vacuum loving a tub of jello. your cat is broken return her to the factory
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Jul 8, 2014 14:21
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A misanthrope posted:your cat is broken return her to the factory I can't do that! 
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Jul 8, 2014 17:12
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various cheeses posted:Sounds like we should be feeding cats to the poor, since they're so numerous. You get in neighborhoods with Vietnamese people, like the boat people and poo poo, those fuckers eat any meat they can get. Cats, dogs, birds, rats, they don't give a gently caress.
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Jul 8, 2014 17:24
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A Bootleg GBA Cart posted:You have to touch cat poop when it is still warm/malleable and even then you need it to enter your nervous system via mastication, so unfortunately you do not yet have toxoplasmosis Is this why cats do that weird thing where they hop up onto your lap them immediately start shoving their butt in your face? I never did understand that behavior.
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Jul 8, 2014 17:37
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ArbitraryC posted:Is this why cats do that weird thing where they hop up onto your lap them immediately start shoving their butt in your face? I never did understand that behavior. I heard they do this when they see you as a motherly figure but I still don't get it
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ArbitraryC posted:Is this why cats do that weird thing where they hop up onto your lap them immediately start shoving their butt in your face? I never did understand that behavior. your the cat's mom and the cat wants you to lick his pooper do it you rude rear end
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