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ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I'm a soda fiend. It's my downfall.

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Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats my fave too! *hug!*

I would suggest Reeds Extra or Bundaberg.



Reeds is my plan b but I'm going to have to track these others down. Thanks psyopmonkey

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


quote:

The basis of their diet, therefore, is white bread and margarine, corned beef, sugared tea, and potatoes — an appalling diet. Would it not be better if they spent more money on wholesome things like oranges and wholemeal bread or...saved on fuel and ate their carrots raw? Yes, it would, but the point is that no ordinary human being is ever going to do such a thing. The ordinary human being would sooner starve than live on brown bread and raw carrots. And the peculiar evil is this, that the less money you have, the less inclined you feel to spend it on wholesome food. A millionaire may enjoy breakfasting off orange juice and Ryvita biscuits; an unemployed man doesn’t... When you are unemployed, which is to say when you are underfed, harassed, bored, and miserable, you don’t want to eat dull wholesome food. You want something a little bit ‘tasty’. There is always some cheaply pleasant thing to tempt you. Let’s have three pennorth of chips! Run out and buy us a twopenny ice-cream! Put the kettle on and we’ll all have a nice cup of tea!

George Orwell describing the poors, 1937

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

https://www.clearlycanadian.com/ go preorder some Clearly Canadian now NOW I SAY.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

George Orwell describing the poors, 1937

Thats pretty darn interesting.

Im not being sarcastic. Do you have a source for this?

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Because it tastes good, dr pepper is my favorite drink

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Helpimscared posted:

Because it tastes good, dr pepper is my favorite drink

Do you drink it every day? Do you drink it more than one time a day?

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Duck and Cover posted:

https://www.clearlycanadian.com/ go preorder some Clearly Canadian now NOW I SAY.

it was a good drink before te first merger, now it tastes like stailed candy

naem
May 29, 2011

Diet dr pepper tastes exactly the same FYI

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


psyopmonkey posted:

Thats pretty darn interesting.

Im not being sarcastic. Do you have a source for this?

http://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/o/orwell/george/o79r/

First half of the book describes how much it sucks to be poor in the UK (a lot), second half describes why the socialist movement of the time is hopeless

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
Jesus Christ OP, if they don't get their soda or whatever then the poors might start thinking of eating us!

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Design Spots posted:

it was a good drink before te first merger, now it tastes like stailed candy

But but but they might bring back Orbitz ORBITZ.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I would blow someone if Pepsi brought back Pepsi Holiday Spice

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats my fave too! *hug!*

I would suggest Reeds Extra or Bundaberg.


blenheim's red :twisted:

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like soda because it goes together good with pizza

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
enjoy your neurodegenerative sugar water you loving fools

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

butplug accident posted:

enjoy your neurodegenerative sugar water you loving fools

what

are you talking about my precious sodas?

making me really angry right now

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

i crave soda when im hungover but dont really ever drink it otherwise

its great for that feeling of dehydrating + splitting headache + having to poo poo liquid fire, the works

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Stick to tea or ice tea without sugar you ingrates. Honey is acceptable.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Chai tea

Green tea

Coffee (black or with honey)

Water

Whole Milk

Homemade smoothies

Different beers

Thats how I rock stuff.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I only drink soda that i can naturally grow in my garden

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
If you drink a soda once in awhile youll probably be okay. Or maybe youll die of cancer who knows.

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX
Just had a can of coke, it was okay

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I'm having chinese food and a 20 oz bottle of coke

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
I'm an adult baby and I've made a big stinky poopy in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I like the way it feels squishing between my buttcheeks and under my legs.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

George Orwell describing the poors, 1937

1937 uemployeds - underfed, harassed, bored, and miserable
2014 unemployeds - if this place is anything to go by, fat, overfed, playing Steam games full-time with access to the greatest educational tool in history with literally any book, TV show and film ever made available at their fingertips

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
the road to wigan peer 2 peer

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

veilo posted:

Jesus Christ OP, if they don't get their soda or whatever then the poors might start thinking of eating us!

actually the exact reverse of this is the problem

i like the way soda marinates into the flesh of poors, making them tastier. don't take this away from me or i will be forced to put my lobbyists on the case.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Wizard Master posted:

I'm an adult baby and I've made a big stinky poopy in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I like the way it feels squishing between my buttcheeks and under my legs.

:frogon:

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Only the smartest posters walk around in supermarkets trying to ascertain the income of those shopping around them.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

CubanMissile posted:

Only the smartest posters walk around in supermarkets trying to ascertain the income of those shopping around them.

Google glass explorer spotted

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




cola is good op, if you don't like sugary fizzy water wtf is wrong with you.

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
fentiman's bi-curious cola is really good. it's like cola beer and is available from your local waitrose (dress nice)

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


because mountain dew is what god would have drank if he existed

master gamawa
Nov 22, 2005

Otsegolator
I drink tap water. I got bottles of the stuff chilling in my fridge.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Obscuritatem posted:

fentiman's bi-curious cola is really good. it's like cola beer and is available from your local waitrose (dress nice)

:siren:redcoat spotted:siren:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Otacon posted:

because mountain dew is what god would have drank if he existed

counterpoint: mountain dew is satan's jizz

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
sodas rule

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Local Forums Poster A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts

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rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
im fat, op

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