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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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because cream soda is really good in almost any form

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Effectronica posted:

i'm sure that the people in this thread never, ever drink pop or juices or any of the wide variety of sweet calorie-laden drinks

all goons treat their bodies as temples, never play video games and only watch arthouse films that see a limited release in just 5 U.S. theaters.

at least going by most of their posts in gbs they do.

edit: also, they've never even seen a cartoon. don't even know what one looks like.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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naem posted:

I dropped 15 pounds by not drinking soda and not eating ice cream in like a week

naem do you have cancer :ohdear:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Kirk Johnson posted:

If you drink soda, try not drinking it for a while - like six months at least - and then come back to it and have a can of Coke. It will blow your loving mind. You probably won't be able to finish it but you'll marvel at how people can drink that poo poo liters at a time.

that's dumb because what are people supposed to drink if they don't drink soda?

you can't go six months without drinking anything

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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naem posted:

Um water? Diet soda

is water a new kind of soda?

sounds gross

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Smoking Crow posted:

soda water the stuff the syrup goes in when u get pop out of a fountain

ohhhh now i get it


naem posted:

It's got electrolytes

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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so does anyone else like cream soda or not? because i think it's like ambrosia

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Jun 21, 2010

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LifeSizePotato posted:

have you tried flying cauldron butter beer? it's like cream soda on crack. a bit sweeter but really good.


no but i will now. ima order some.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Berious posted:

People who dont like the "taste" of water literally disgust me

lol do people actually say that? that they don't like the "taste"?

they must hate their own spit then

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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psyopmonkey posted:


Do you want me to post cats?

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yes

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Design Spots posted:

wrap your hands in plastic and dig

guys i think design spots weird posts will tell us where he buried the bodies. you just have to put them in the right order

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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naem posted:

I think you are right and it takes the form of an epic tone poem

or maybe he is an AI that is trying to replicate human posting

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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LifeSizePotato posted:

is this a safe place for me as a soda snob to confess that i think virgil's root beer is kind of overrated? :ohdear:

also thirding that cock and bull is the best ginger beer.

i don't like virgil's cream soda either

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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veilo posted:

Jesus Christ OP, if they don't get their soda or whatever then the poors might start thinking of eating us!

actually the exact reverse of this is the problem

i like the way soda marinates into the flesh of poors, making them tastier. don't take this away from me or i will be forced to put my lobbyists on the case.

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Jun 21, 2010

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Obscuritatem posted:

fentiman's bi-curious cola is really good. it's like cola beer and is available from your local waitrose (dress nice)

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Otacon posted:

because mountain dew is what god would have drank if he existed

counterpoint: mountain dew is satan's jizz

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