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I hate pooping when it's hot or when I'm sweaty. Also I hate it when I'm pooping and it like trying to squeeze thick clay out of a toothpaste tube, like a soft serve machine but the ice cream is too frozen. I try to poop before showering but occasionally you gotta go while your all wet and that's no fun. Whenever I poop after eating a lot of salad it feels like my butthole is a salad shooter and when I look in the toilet it's the saddest salad of all. But that isn't as bad as when you keep wiping and it never comes back clean. I remember some one saying it's like trying to clean a brown dry erase marker with a tissue.
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Jul 8, 2014 18:24
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that brown dry erase marker joke is from parks and recs. voted 1
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Jul 8, 2014 18:25
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Fandyien posted:that brown dry erase marker joke is from parks and recs. voted 1
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Jul 8, 2014 18:25
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But was the buffet good?
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Jul 8, 2014 18:26
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no, OP, i don't have the troubles you have with making GBS threads in the shower
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Jul 8, 2014 18:30
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try eating at places actual koreans eat op
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Jul 8, 2014 18:30
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that doesn't sound like diarrhea at all
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Jul 8, 2014 18:33
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Fandyien posted:that brown dry erase marker joke is from parks and recs. voted 1
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Jul 8, 2014 18:34
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I've never seen parks and rec. so they prob stole it from someone. I think I heard it on loveline back in the day. Prob. adam carolla. I usually eat where the korean people eat and don't have a problem. But this place was a korean take on italian food but they had chicken nugget things, like sweet and sour chicken w/ no sauce. I ate a bunch. They had a weird texture like really chewy. The buffet was not very good. I wanted tonkatsu (that's fried pork cutlet to you baka gaijin) but my wife wanted to go to this place. No she isn't korean.
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Jul 8, 2014 18:42
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Did your wife get the shits ?
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Jul 8, 2014 18:46
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a poo poo post
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Jul 8, 2014 18:47
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diarrhea thread
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Jul 8, 2014 18:48
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Decebal posted:Did your wife get the shits ? No. She didn't eat any of the chicken cuz last time we went there she thought it was undercooked. They had a chocolate fountain at this place and I'm recreating it at home.
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Jul 8, 2014 18:51
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i just had a very clean and satisfying post-lunch poop
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Jul 8, 2014 19:06
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I went to a korean buffet on 27th and howard in baltimore which continually changed ownership and got worse and worse until it shut down long after I moved away. It was called 'new no da ji' and I made my first ever SA post about it, in 2005, telling people in the anime forum how to get there from a convention, using 15 emoticons in about 2 paragraphs
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Jul 8, 2014 19:09
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I wafflestomp
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Jul 8, 2014 19:15
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eat more rice then drink more water then unleash the torrent on their front door
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Jul 8, 2014 19:18
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i dont even own a tv so op was fresh
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Jul 8, 2014 19:18
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Is Korean related to Warren?
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Jul 8, 2014 19:21
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i hate it when you have to fart alot and when you try to poo poo you sit there staring at the wall and nothing's happening
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Jul 8, 2014 19:23
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PyroDwarf posted:They had a chocolate fountain at this place and I'm recreating it at home.
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Jul 8, 2014 19:31
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Melchior posted:i hate it when you have to fart alot and when you try to poo poo you sit there staring at the wall and nothing's happening its kind of cool though in a way, its like a practical joke from within your own body
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Jul 8, 2014 19:31
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I farted in a public restroom once and it was super long and loud. It hit just the right note to make the entire bathroom reverberate. Pretty much my proudest moment in poopin history. It was all the sweeter because my coworker was in the stall over and had just let out the typical conservative public restroom pathetic squeak of a fart. We were washing our hands at the same time and all he could do was nod in respect and acknowledge my dominance. That or the time a was really drunk off steel reserve and had like, a zen awakening moment when I evacuated my bowels in one violently loud explosion and started cackling like a madman in the bathroom while we had a few people over.
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Jul 8, 2014 19:42
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Fandyien posted:that brown dry erase marker joke is from parks and recs. voted 1 
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Jul 8, 2014 20:13
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im not really a fan of that show but thats pretty gd funny. that and the "comeback" bit from the outtakes
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Jul 8, 2014 20:14
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I also like plaza turning away to laugh + ruin the take
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Jul 8, 2014 20:16
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PyroDwarf posted:No. She didn't eat any of the chicken cuz last time we went there she thought it was undercooked. once again, women prove they are smarter then men
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Jul 8, 2014 20:24
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PyroDwarf posted:No. She didn't eat any of the chicken cuz last time we went there she thought it was undercooked. Why did you go back to a restaurant that you previously thought served undercooked food?
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Jul 8, 2014 20:29
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It was her idea. I didn't want to go there but she pulled the ole "let's just look at the menu" then BAM! I'm making threads about loose stools on the internet. Also, she didn't eat the chicken. She tried to play it cool, like it was MY idea to eat there when I brought up the under cooked chicken related poop facts at home.
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