Lonos Oboe posted:

Thanks, my English teacher when I was 11 would not have agreed with you. But he wouldn't know true love if it shat on his chest.

I am with a skinny girl at the moment, and I dig it. But it has to be said that copulating with a lady of girth has it's charms. I have known some very sexy fat girls in my days. Aside from the fact that when you are trying to finger them, pulling away the fat folds can be like trying to dig a hole on a dry sandy beach with your hands. And when you defuse the meat bomb and make her drench it's like pulling the plug on a bath filled with molasses.
Munching gash, while always the paragon of sensuality can sometimes be the same as getting waterboarded inside a gigantic used condom. (If she shaves instead of waxing it can be a great for scrubbing your pores with her stubble. Seriously, things like a loving rock tumbler) Being on top is like a cross between trying to climb over a wall drunk and opening stage curtains with your dick. Macheteing through that meat maze is fatiguing. But if you can find the right spot and pound it till you are up to your nuts in guts. It's like getting sucked off by a newborn calf. Physics alone can often ensure that snatch is putting down some major psi.
Her on top, while tough on the internal organs is like someone pouring hot fudge on your dick in a centrifuge. My foreskin looked like a mastiff's head after that.

Pounding them from behind is pretty sweet too. The girth lets you get a proper grip on their hips and gently caress them like you are trying to lift a sofa with your legs. I don't know if they all sound like Tusken Raiders when they drop clam juice but it's very romantic especially if you have lit some candles or massaged her with a few litres of oil.
Hand jobs can be tricky. They usually have good core strength and are as strong as a stevedore. They do it like they are pulling the leg off a turkey. If it's your cup of tea I can dig it. But I don't want my balls snapped like the neck of the condemned at the bottom of a hangman's rope after he falls through the trap.

But back to oral sex. A lot of them seem to like watching porn so they know to pound that cock like it's a baby seal AND work the shaft. This is, I understand anecdotal evidence at best. But I stand by it. My dick was practically being digested.

Also, there is ALWAYS post sex pizza with a fat girl.

Lonos Oboe posted:

Thanks, my English teacher when I was 11 would not have agreed with you. But he wouldn't know true love if it shat on his chest.

I am with a skinny girl at the moment, and I dig it. But it has to be said that copulating with a lady of girth has it's charms. I have known some very sexy fat girls in my days. Aside from the fact that when you are trying to finger them, pulling away the fat folds can be like trying to dig a hole on a dry sandy beach with your hands. And when you defuse the meat bomb and make her drench it's like pulling the plug on a bath filled with molasses.
Munching gash, while always the paragon of sensuality can sometimes be the same as getting waterboarded inside a gigantic used condom. (If she shaves instead of waxing it can be a great for scrubbing your pores with her stubble. Seriously, things like a loving rock tumbler) Being on top is like a cross between trying to climb over a wall drunk and opening stage curtains with your dick. Macheteing through that meat maze is fatiguing. But if you can find the right spot and pound it till you are up to your nuts in guts. It's like getting sucked off by a newborn calf. Physics alone can often ensure that snatch is putting down some major psi.
Her on top, while tough on the internal organs is like someone pouring hot fudge on your dick in a centrifuge. My foreskin looked like a mastiff's head after that.

Pounding them from behind is pretty sweet too. The girth lets you get a proper grip on their hips and gently caress them like you are trying to lift a sofa with your legs. I don't know if they all sound like Tusken Raiders when they drop clam juice but it's very romantic especially if you have lit some candles or massaged her with a few litres of oil.
Hand jobs can be tricky. They usually have good core strength and are as strong as a stevedore. They do it like they are pulling the leg off a turkey. If it's your cup of tea I can dig it. But I don't want my balls snapped like the neck of the condemned at the bottom of a hangman's rope after he falls through the trap.

But back to oral sex. A lot of them seem to like watching porn so they know to pound that cock like it's a baby seal AND work the shaft. This is, I understand anecdotal evidence at best. But I stand by it. My dick was practically being digested.

Also, there is ALWAYS post sex pizza with a fat girl.

jigglemaster7 posted:

Al Cowens posted:

Disco Infiva posted:

Is this you OP?

Maoist Pussy posted:

Imagine feeling helplessly in love for a few seconds as you spray your load into dimly sentient human garbage.

Gaunab posted: