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Roy
Sep 24, 2007

a creepy colon posted:

congrats youre too dumb to get a joke from ricky gervais

lol that man is stupid
-everything ricky gervais has said

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Photex
Apr 6, 2009




School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Neymar is sooo lucky in not losing his barely legal piece of snatch, since he wasn't involved in that shitshow

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

indeed

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

a creepy colon posted:

congrats youre too dumb to get a joke from ricky gervais

nazi jokes are a dime a dozen, i was hoping it was an actual good joke

cancelope
Sep 23, 2010

The cops want to search the train
https://mobile.twitter.com/Pornhub/status/486620532343730176
Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub... Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany
12:19am - 9 Jul 14

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

whats the 88 thing about

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
The Battle of France, as re-enacted by Brazil, Germany returning to its staring role.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

babypolis posted:

whats the 88 thing about

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. 88=HH=heil hitler

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
It's also used by german neonazis as way to show their "political orientation" without violating the law, as proclaming things like "Heil Hitler" and doing the nazi salute etc. are illegal here. People do go to jail for this.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Pleasure to chill posted:

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet. 88=HH=heil hitler

It also, by coincidence, references the 8.8cm cannon that was made famous by Germany in World War 2

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
im guessing germany won?

can goons confirm this???

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


turdriver posted:

im guessing germany won?

can goons confirm this???

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

turdriver posted:

im guessing germany won?

can goons confirm this???

Yes, but the UK, Russia and America are challenging.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

VendaGoat posted:

Yes, but the UK, Russia and America are challenging.

Free French Footballer's will fight on!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Are there any good world war jokes left to make?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Are there any good world war jokes left to make?

About nein.

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Are there any good world war jokes left to make?

https://twitter.com/spicer/status/486631695848714241

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Are there any good world war jokes left to make?

quote:

> The Semi-Final Solution

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

"FRED WATCH: Brazil striker suffers night of utter humiliation as majority of touches come in centre circle kicking off after Germany run riot in World Cup semi-final"

loving lol

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax

babypolis posted:

"FRED WATCH: Brazil striker suffers night of utter humiliation as majority of touches come in centre circle kicking off after Germany run riot in World Cup semi-final"

loving lol

whats this mean OP?

Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

Espn has a video up of each goal. After I think #4 there is a clip of some poor kid wearing brazil colors.....crying and melting down into his cup.

It is pretty sweet.

Rex Deckard fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jul 9, 2014

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
did some hapless german tourist get beheaded yet

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Barfoid 3 posted:

whats this mean OP?

its like a heat map of where fred had posession of the ball, that map shows his only meaningful interactions with the ball where when kicking off after each germany score

Mikojan
May 12, 2010

Barfoid 3 posted:

whats this mean OP?

brazilian dude that is supposed to be in the front scoring the goals only touched the ball in the middle when they kick off after germany scores a goal

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
This is a bad thread.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Ponce de Le0n posted:

This is a bad thread.

now that you're here

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Ponce de Le0n posted:

This is a bad thread.

its actually exactly the same as the match day thread

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

Ponce de Le0n posted:

This is a bad thread.
About a good game.

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011

I said this before in a football thread. This just getting so old that it is too old to be funny anymore. I mean I get why you Americans are doing this joke. It is like taking an old friend out for dinner, he may be a bit dusty, maybe he smells a little bit but you are used to it, and everything goes as expected so it's fine.

It's 20 later now though and the loving corpse you take out for dinner is just gross. It's unfunny,

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Spanish Manlove posted:

now that you're here

peep the ball, enjoy your ban

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


demonicon posted:

I said this before in a football thread. This just getting so old that it is too old to be funny anymore. I mean I get why you Americans are doing this joke. It is like taking an old friend out for dinner, he may be a bit dusty, maybe he smells a little bit but you are used to it, and everything goes as expected so it's fine.

It's 20 later now though and the loving corpse you take out for dinner is just gross. It's unfunny,

what the gently caress are you even saying

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

demonicon posted:

I said this before in a football thread. This just getting so old that it is too old to be funny anymore. I mean I get why you Americans are doing this joke. It is like taking an old friend out for dinner, he may be a bit dusty, maybe he smells a little bit but you are used to it, and everything goes as expected so it's fine.

It's 20 later now though and the loving corpse you take out for dinner is just gross. It's unfunny,

shut the gently caress up human being

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
http://imgur.com/gallery/qebmD

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

demonicon posted:

I said this before in a football thread. This just getting so old that it is too old to be funny anymore. I mean I get why you Americans are doing this joke. It is like taking an old friend out for dinner, he may be a bit dusty, maybe he smells a little bit but you are used to it, and everything goes as expected so it's fine.

It's 20 later now though and the loving corpse you take out for dinner is just gross. It's unfunny,

lol yr butt hurt

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

man i miss one game these finals and it's this one

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

demonicon posted:

I said this before in a football thread. This just getting so old that it is too old to be funny anymore. I mean I get why you Americans are doing this joke. It is like taking an old friend out for dinner, he may be a bit dusty, maybe he smells a little bit but you are used to it, and everything goes as expected so it's fine.

It's 20 later now though and the loving corpse you take out for dinner is just gross. It's unfunny,

heil hitler

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what the gently caress are you even saying

He's a moron lol, and judging by his regdate he probably joined for videogames so its kind of amazing he's trying to lay down the law on whats funny or not

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

depose and behead dilma rousseff

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demonicon
Mar 29, 2011

Sega Saturn posted:

lol yr butt hurt

It's just really tiring. Anyway, I am looking forward to the next thread talking about the football match VS Netherlands / Argentina.

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