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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Alexzandvar posted:

Religion is just a way of explaining how the world works and why things happen. Since humanity used to be pretty loving stupid and lived in caves we came up with the idea of gods because it was a easy way to explain everything that happened ever. Now we understand our environment and our existence and how it came to be, so people don't need religion anymore to explain why poo poo happens. People can get through their everyday life because they are sure in reality, we just don't take feeling from religion anymore.

Have you met monotheism?

Monotheism would like it's critique of polytheistic idols back. "they are sure in reality" Many people think the ineffable Real is what? It's almost like you are appealing to something higher and fundamentally true/real that we are all in and a part of.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Smoking Crow posted:

They can be, but they aren't

Haha, you dont even know what your own position is.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Who What Now posted:

Haha, you dont even know what your own position is.

I believe my position is

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
hobby lobby thinks that condoms are abortions so logically you do too wrap it up christailures.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
^^^^^
That but unironically

________

Smoking Crow posted:

I believe my position is




What is it with theocrats and being pedophiles?

made of bees
May 21, 2013
Why?

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Miltank posted:

Does anyone here want to ban birth control? The OP doesn't and neither do I so why not PM kyrie elieson if you wanna have this fight? I reject that women are inherently property without the availability of contraceptives but luckily contraceptives aren't going away because that would make no sense.

Yeah religious rules suck for the most part lets get rid of them but keep the Christianity.

The OP does. And you're whitewashing how awful it was for women before reproductive control (and the other freedoms that came from it) became more common again. Without the ability to control if a man wants to force you into a fairly dangerous nine-month ordeal, women don't have the ability to be one even footing with men, and will thus be treated as chattle and brood mares.

Christianity is nothing but religious rules, same as every other religion. Some might be worded more nebulously, but all affect final action so are as problematic as strictly written rules if not more so.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

E-Tank posted:

And please, enlighten us, oh great master. What is the meaning of life then? And if you say god, I'm docking 50 points from hufflepuff.

The meaning of life is to love every human as if they were a member of your intimate community and to love the Lord your God with all of your heart, soul, mind, strength, ect.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Miltank posted:

The meaning of life is to love every human as if they were a member of your intimate community and to love the Lord your God with all of your heart, soul mind, strength, ect.

Soul mind was my dump stat because I'm a sorcerer and not a Paladin.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Who What Now posted:

What is it with theocrats and being pedophiles?

1) I am not a pedophile, sir.

2) I can't believe that you genuinely thought that a guy with an anime avatar doesn't like anime

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Smoking Crow posted:

I didn't say anything about outlawing birth control, but abortion is a no. I think that birth control should be easily available because church teaching on it is "use your conscience."

So still not interested in answering what happens to sexual minorities in Glorious Russian Orthodoxia?

You already want to outlaw something that religious people can do (abortion) because it's against church law, so it's not a stretch to ask whether you'd do the same for sexual minorities under a "you can be gay and Christian (but you're still getting fileted by the Inquisitor if you suck a cock!)" copout.

Or are you going the contemporary Russian route of just denying religious or sexual minorities equal protection of the legal system and not bothering to prosecute crimes against them?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Smoking Crow posted:

1) I am not a pedophile, sir.

2) I can't believe that you genuinely thought that a guy with an anime avatar doesn't like anime

Anime is made exclusively for pedophiles. You like anime. You are a pedophile.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




OP read this. http://www.religion-online.org/showchapter.asp?title=2310&C=2307

Why theocracy is bad is in there.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Well, if anything this thread has convinced me that it's time for another crusade against the Orthodox Church.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

VitalSigns posted:

So still not interested in answering what happens to sexual minorities in Glorious Russian Orthodoxia?

You already want to outlaw something that religious people can do (abortion) because it's against church law, so it's not a stretch to ask whether you'd do the same for sexual minorities under a "you can be gay and Christian (but you're still getting fileted by the Inquisitor if you suck a cock!)" copout.

Or are you going the contemporary Russian route of just denying religious or sexual minorities equal protection of the legal system and not bothering to prosecute crimes against them?

Catholics, and probably Orthodox Christians too, are more likely than average to be pro-gay in the USA. The position outlined is one of religiously-oriented rule, not adopting the structure of the church into the government. Therefore, the proposed liturgical theocracy would have more support for gay rights than the USA does currently.


Who What Now posted:

Anime is made exclusively for pedophiles. You like anime. You are a pedophile.

Ironclad logic.

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Miltank posted:

The meaning of life is to love every human as if they were a member of your intimate community and to love the Lord your God with all of your heart, soul, mind, strength, ect.

50 points from hufflepuff.

I warned you.

So the meaning of life is basically not what you make of it, it's that you have to suck up to a deity in the desperate hopes that he'll decide not to throw you into an eternal pit of hell. Really loving and forgiving god that. Anything he doesn't like? Congrats, you're going to hell. Such a lovely meaning to life. :allears:

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

E-Tank posted:

50 points from hufflepuff.

I warned you.

So the meaning of life is basically not what you make of it, it's that you have to suck up to a deity in the desperate hopes that he'll decide not to throw you into an eternal pit of hell. Really loving and forgiving god that. Anything he doesn't like? Congrats, you're going to hell. Such a lovely meaning to life. :allears:

:allears: :allears: :allears:

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Little Blackfly posted:

Well, if anything this thread has convinced me that it's time for another crusade against the Orthodox Church.

Nah, it's all good. I tell you what, when I hear "benign theocracy", the first thing that comes to mind is the institution that clung to serfdom and feudalism until a German empress dynasty finally shoved some slivers of change down their throats at gunpoint. Supporting the Tsars as they threw millions of men into the meatgrinder against the Turks, the Japanese, and the Germans in various centuries bodes well for the pacific nature of our proposed Orthodox theocracy as well.

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jul 9, 2014

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

E-Tank posted:

50 points from hufflepuff.

I warned you.

So the meaning of life is basically not what you make of it, it's that you have to suck up to a deity in the desperate hopes that he'll decide not to throw you into an eternal pit of hell. Really loving and forgiving god that. Anything he doesn't like? Congrats, you're going to hell. Such a lovely meaning to life. :allears:

Why would everyone get to make up your own personal meaning of life that doesn't make any sense. There is no such thing as Dante's hell just regular death.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

VitalSigns posted:

Nah, it's all good. I tell you what, when I hear "benign theocracy", the first thing that comes to mind is the institution that clung to serfdom and feudalism until a German empress finally shoved some slivers of change down their throats at gunpoint. Supporting the Tsars as they threw millions of men into the meatgrinder against the Turks, the Japanese, and the Germans in various centuries bodes well for the pacific nature of our proposed Orthodox theocracy as well.

First of all, I would appreciate it if you would respond to my post instead of engaging in this sort of moral cowardice. Second of all, this is vaguely racist against Slavs and I have to ask if you are now, or have ever been, a member of the American National Socialist Party. Thirdly, you fundamentally do not understand the structure of the Orthodox Church and I have to question why we should treat your obvious ignorance with any respect.

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Miltank posted:

Why would everyone get to make up your own personal meaning of life that doesn't make any sense. There is no such thing as Dante's hell just regular death.

So you say you're a christian, but you deny one of the big things of the faith. Namely, hell exists and god will totally condemn you to it if you so much as glance at him the wrong way. :psyduck:

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

E-Tank posted:

So you say you're a christian, but you deny one of the big things of the faith*. Namely, hell exists and god will totally condemn you to it if you so much as glance at him the wrong way. :psyduck:

*Not really.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

E-Tank posted:

So you say you're a christian, but you deny one of the big things of the faith. Namely, hell exists and god will totally condemn you to it if you so much as glance at him the wrong way. :psyduck:

The Orthodox Church hasn't believed in a place called Hell since the 4th century. We believe that everyone goes to heaven, it's just that being in God's presence will hurt you because you aren't one with God. This may or may not be a temporary state, as evidenced by Gregory of Nyssa and Clement of Alexandria.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Effectronica posted:

Catholics, and probably Orthodox Christians too, are more likely than average to be pro-gay in the USA. The position outlined is one of religiously-oriented rule, not adopting the structure of the church into the government. Therefore, the proposed liturgical theocracy would have more support for gay rights than the USA does currently.

This only applies the laypeople. The Catholic Church as an organization doesn't support equal rights for homosexuals, even if now they have the good sense to tap dance around actually saying as much.

quote:

Ironclad logic.

It's never been proven false.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

E-Tank posted:

So you say you're a christian, but you deny one of the big things of the faith. Namely, hell exists and god will totally condemn you to it if you so much as glance at him the wrong way. :psyduck:

Hell is not mentioned in the Nicene Creed, nor is it said to be a place of torment in the Apostle's Creed. These were specifically written to sum up the faith in a few sentences.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Who What Now posted:

This only applies the laypeople. The Catholic Church as an organization doesn't support equal rights for homosexuals, even if now they have the good sense to tap dance around actually saying as much.


It's never been proven false.

Again, this is not suggesting that the hierarchy of the American Orthodox Churches take over the government, nor the Catholic Church, from anything that I can see.

And I would like some proof that Steven Spielberg is a child molester.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Who What Now posted:

This only applies the laypeople. The Catholic Church as an organization doesn't support equal rights for homosexuals, even if now they have the good sense to tap dance around actually saying as much.

The Catholic Church as an institution cannot accept gay marriage until it reexamines its entire doctrine on sex and reproduction. As it stands gays have just as much right to enter into a childless marriage as a straight person does.

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Effectronica posted:

Hell is not mentioned in the Nicene Creed, nor is it said to be a place of torment in the Apostle's Creed. These were specifically written to sum up the faith in a few sentences.


Smoking Crow posted:

The Orthodox Church hasn't believed in a place called Hell since the 4th century. We believe that everyone goes to heaven, it's just that being in God's presence will hurt you because you aren't one with God. This may or may not be a temporary state, as evidenced by Gregory of Nyssa and Clement of Alexandria.

I'm clearly debating against a different church. I'm just gonna bow out, but I'll again state that no, I do not want to be in a theocracy because it'd end up basically causing those who don't worship to be the go to people to blame for everything going wrong. Leading to oppression and eventually :godwin:

It is still disconcerting how Smoking refuses to say what will and won't happen to gay people under this supposed new utopian form of government, but I'm stepping out for now.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Effectronica posted:

First of all, I would appreciate it if you would respond to my post instead of engaging in this sort of moral cowardice. Second of all, this is vaguely racist against Slavs and I have to ask if you are now, or have ever been, a member of the American National Socialist Party. Thirdly, you fundamentally do not understand the structure of the Orthodox Church and I have to question why we should treat your obvious ignorance with any respect.

Did you seriously just ask me if I'm an Nazi because I am opposed to the violent oppression of LGBT people? :lol:

Effectronica posted:

Catholics, and probably Orthodox Christians too, are more likely than average to be pro-gay in the USA. The position outlined is one of religiously-oriented rule, not adopting the structure of the church into the government. Therefore, the proposed liturgical theocracy would have more support for gay rights than the USA does currently.

So you're saying your idealized theocracy will not discriminate against sexual minorities the way it will discriminate against women?

That's nice and all, but the OP also claims that a theocracy will be anti-war, which is a questionable claim given the historical record.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Does a theocracy have freedom of speech? Do people still get to voice their opinions if it's critical of god or the church?

In conclusion, hail Satan.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

VitalSigns posted:

Did you seriously just ask me if I'm an Nazi because I am opposed to the violent oppression of LGBT people? :lol:


So you're saying your idealized theocracy will not discriminate against sexual minorities the way it will discriminate against women?

That's nice and all, but the OP also claims that a theocracy will be anti-war, which is a questionable claim given the historical record.

No, I asked if you were a member of an organized antiSlavic organization given your hatred and contempt for Russians expressed in the idea that a German had to "force change down their throats".

In addition, abortion would be legal in this same scenario because the majority of Catholics support broadly-available abortion and so do half of Orthodox Christians.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

VitalSigns posted:

Did you seriously just ask me if I'm an Nazi because I am opposed to the violent oppression of LGBT people? :lol:

Pretty sure he didn't get the Catherine reference.

quote:

So you're saying your idealized theocracy will not discriminate against sexual minorities the way it will discriminate against women?

That's nice and all, but the OP also claims that a theocracy will be anti-war, which is a questionable claim given the historical record.

Hell, the OP's claim really isn't anything more than "Wouldn't it be nice if everything was nice, and bad things didn't exist? Makes you think, man."

Alexzandvar posted:

Does a theocracy have freedom of speech? Do people still get to voice their opinions if it's critical of god or the church?

In conclusion, hail Satan.

Hail satan.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
If the US constitution had actually been based on Christian principles and not on whatever would benefit the ruling elites it would have probably turned out to be a good country imo

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

I know I'm thinking of joining an organized antiSlavic organization now. Except for the Czechs, they're cool.

E: could it be a Hussite theocracy. Jan Hus was rad.

Political Whores fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jul 9, 2014

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Effectronica posted:

Again, this is not suggesting that the hierarchy of the American Orthodox Churches take over the government, nor the Catholic Church, from anything that I can see.

Do you have any idea what a Theocracy is?

quote:

And I would like some proof that Steven Spielberg is a child molester.

Did he produce or does he like anime? If yes then he is a pedophile. Not all pedophiles are child molesters, though.

Miltank posted:

The Catholic Church as an institution cannot accept gay marriage until it reexamines its entire doctrine on sex and reproduction. As it stands gays have just as much right to enter into a childless marriage as a straight person does.

If they can't marry who they love (I.E. Another person of the same gender) then that right is meaningless, much like your religion as a whole.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Who What Now posted:

If they can't marry who they love (I.E. Another person of the same gender) then that right is meaningless, much like your religion as a whole.

yeah ikr? Catholicism really need to fix its poo poo. Christianity is still right though.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Who What Now posted:

Do you have any idea what a Theocracy is?


Did he produce or does he like anime? If yes then he is a pedophile. Not all pedophiles are child molesters, though.

Theocracy means rule by religious law. It does not say anything about the Church hierarchy serving as the government. This would make Sunni theocracies impossible otherwise.

And good job with the accusations of public figures as pedophiles. Truly, a logical process free from error.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




E-Tank posted:

I do not want to be in a theocracy because it'd end up basically causing those who don't worship to be the go to people to blame for everything going wrong. Leading to oppression and eventually :godwin:

This is spot on. But Christians can say the exact same thing and then we can go onto say that be theocratic is against the spirit of Christianity, as it's certainly not the example of Jesus. Or we could say that the gospels were written by people who had just been utterly crushed by a Roman state built on a state religion, a theocracy (of a cult of emperor). And that the context that most of the apocalypses of the New Testament are written in, are of a Roman state/emperor cult doing pretty lovely things to people not participating in the theocracy.


edit:

Effectronica posted:

Theocracy means rule by religious law.

That's theonomy (God-law) not theocracy (God as head of state). Neither are good.

Bar Ran Dun fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Jul 9, 2014

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

BrandorKP posted:

This is spot on. But Christians can say the exact same thing and then we can go onto say that be theocratic is against the spirit of Christianity, as it's certainly not the example of Jesus. Or we could say that the gospels were written by people who had just been utterly crushed by a Roman state built on a state religion, a theocracy (of a cult of emperor). And that the context that most of the apocalypses of the New Testament are written in, are of a Roman state/emperor cult doing pretty lovely things to people not participating in the theocracy.

The Romans required people to follow the state religion. This is not the same thing at all, and the idea that theocratic rule always ends in the extermination/violent oppression of religious minorities ignores vast parts of Islamic history.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Effectronica posted:

Theocracy means rule by religious law. It does not say anything about the Church hierarchy serving as the government. This would make Sunni theocracies impossible otherwise.

We're not talking about Sunnis now are we? Even if the church hierarchy wouldn't be in positions by law, they would almost certainly find those positions in a weird coincidence (it wouldn't actually be a coincidence).

quote:

And good job with the accusations of public figures as pedophiles. Truly, a logical process free from error.

I'm sorry that your cartoons of bug-eyes little girls showing their panties is targeted at and consumed by pedophiles. Maybe like something that isn't so awful?

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