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do you wear swim briefs
of course
hmm...not sure op
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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

VibrioCholera posted:

i think all weve learned here is goons are ok with genital holsters as long as the dude is jacked.

gays

fyi i dont even wear board shorts, i have swim trunks are those safe?



my current ones

Swim trunks are safe. Above mid-thigh or GTFO.

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VibrioCholera
Mar 7, 2003


if you are over the age of 12 and you still wear swimming trunks
:goonsay:

this dude is wearing UA shorts we didnt even discuss basketball shorts to the beach dang

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Dude, I am not a middle aged drunk German guy, I can't wear that poo poo!

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VibrioCholera posted:



if you are over the age of 12 and you still wear swimming trunks
:goonsay:

this dude is wearing UA shorts we didnt even discuss basketball shorts to the beach dang
lol be more fat acceptant. if that was a hot model stuck to that chair it would become a new fatshion style

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

compression shorts

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alejandro Sanchez posted:

compression shorts
for those times you need to squeeze your balls inside your pelvic floor

VibrioCholera
Mar 7, 2003
its 8am (cst supremacy) and im about to go hit up the local water park

VibrioCholera
Mar 7, 2003

Dolphin posted:

lol be more fat acceptant. if that was a hot model stuck to that chair it would become a new fatshion style



dunno man doesnt seem to be taking off and this looks like it was taken on a gameboy camera so its pretty old



see original image before i "enhanced" no way it was a trend

VibrioCholera fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Jul 9, 2014

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Orkin Mang posted:

swim briefs are for twinks

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark
I respect your passion op but I wore speedos in swim team years ago and I felt uncomfortable in them so why should I wear them at the beach when my goal is to have fun and relax not show off my micropackage to people who don't want to see it.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ProfessorBooty posted:

I respect your passion op but I wore speedos in swim team years ago and I felt uncomfortable in them so why should I wear them at the beach when my goal is to have fun and relax not show off my micropackage to people who don't want to see it.

because it's the adult thing to do apparently for some reason

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i've always thought that speedos on the beach were only worn by that one lumpy awkward old man that doesn't quite know when he is

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

ProfessorBooty posted:

I respect your passion op but I wore speedos in swim team years ago and I felt uncomfortable in them so why should I wear them at the beach when my goal is to have fun and relax not show off my micropackage to people who don't want to see it.

I want to see it.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
this is the spergiest god drat thread

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

GBS adults:

married
kids
mortgage
drink water
wear speedos
no hobbies, no entertainment
no gun to kill yourself.
cucked.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
e: hmm, misread OP.

most of the guys at my gym wear trunks. it's in the financial district so they're doing something right.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Sancho posted:

GBS adults:

married
kids
mortgage
drink water
wear speedos
no hobbies, no entertainment
no gun to kill yourself.
cucked.

from what i can tell this is almost spot on the truth

ya'll mothrfukers need help

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
OP, can you show us your "swimming briefs" so that we may have a proper definition of what is acceptable beach attire?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Durr look at my speedo, I'm some swim team nerd

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Sancho posted:

GBS adults:

no fast food
no white socks
no video games
no swimwear that goes below mid-thigh (this is my compromise)

this is about right, imo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
op why'd you rape and kill all those people and become known in the media as "the speedo speed humper"???

prtty hosed up

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Sancho posted:

GBS adults:

married
kids
mortgage
drink water
wear speedos
no hobbies, no entertainment
no gun to kill yourself.
cucked.

you forgot "pants only"

because wearing shorts in 100 degree weather makes you a child too apparently

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sancho posted:

GBS adults:

married
kids
mortgage
drink water
wear speedos
no hobbies, no entertainment
no gun to kill yourself.
cucked.

gently caress you.




water rules

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

baw posted:

this is about right, imo

GBS adults or adults? Are we normal now???

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
Unless you are gay or European, you should not be wearing a speedo.

Sunshine Mix
Jun 11, 2009
good Americans didn't die on the beaches of France and the woods of Germany so that you uppity motherfuckers could try and sneak dicks into our asses seventy years later

we'll come back and do it again, don't think we won't

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
I'm too fat to go outside so mostly I just sit naked on the floor.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

GET MY BELT SON posted:

Imagine just prior to this picture being taken he banged your 4000 year old anime child girlfriend or whatever

Literally shaking.

Cuntpunch
Oct 3, 2003

A monkey in a long line of kings
Trunks don't get you kicked out of Babies R Us

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
my dick shrinks a lot in water so ill stick with my trunks bitch

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I wear a pair of mesh basketball shorts does that make me gay

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

vyst posted:

I wear a pair of mesh basketball shorts does that make me gay

only if you can hide your beach boner

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Dont wear speedos in public. You look loving creepy. That is all

tokyosexwale
Jan 27, 2008

A misanthrope posted:

are these dorky op?




just wear shorts like a normal person you goddamn weirdos jesus chirst

Who sells those? You know just for future reference so I know where to buy trunks for my 12 year old.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Orkin Mang posted:

swim briefs are for twinks

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

tokyosexwale posted:

Who sells those? You know just for future reference so I know where to buy trunks for my 12 year old.

it's nice of you to buy gifts for the boys you keep in your basement

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

I actually own these swim trunks and own them with pride.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Orkin Mang posted:

swim briefs are for twinks

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