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the following list of GBS Approved Things You Can Like™ was created to help you! being an adult is NOT about deciding for yourself what you will wear, watch, eat and listen to, but rather it's making sure you conform to certain GBS-approved standards as much as possible. LIKE THESE OR YOU ARE A MANBABY - steaks (expensive cuts and only rare) - swim briefs that show off your dick - arthouse films - fedoras - music made before 1965 - cigars (only super expensive) - golf - expensive clothes - expensive food - expensive drinks (remember -- if it costs lots of $$ that means it's for adults) What does GBS NOT approve of? Well gosh are you in for a ride! We don't have room for everything so here are the highlights: HATE THESE OR YOU ARE A MANBABY - ketchup - hersheys chocolate (lol gross right? lol it's literal poop) - pretty much all food that isn't handpicked by an organic farmer and delivered by wagon to an upscale grocery store - regular swimming trunks for some reason - any popular movie - any popular music - cartoons - video games - cheap clothing - fun - colors I know I missed a bunch of stuff so please help me add to the list! We need to teach newbies how to stop making decisions for themselves.
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/things-every-self-respecting-man-over-30-should-own
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Jul 9, 2014 11:47
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you are wrong, expensive clothes are for gay dumb babies
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Jul 9, 2014 11:48
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Al Cowens posted:http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/things-every-self-respecting-man-over-30-should-own a good post AL Cowens you'll fit in great here *offers you cigar and expensive whiskey*
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Jul 9, 2014 11:49
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As a fully-functioning adult, you must ABSOLUTELY hate reddit, as our forums are much better. You must also hate MLP but tolerate/enjoy Adventure Time, a cartoon made for children
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A misanthrope posted:the following list of GBS Approved Things You Can Like™ was created to help you! thats a weird way to spell hipster, op. Somebody fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Jul 9, 2014 |
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Jul 9, 2014 11:49
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don't forget cars because goons are poors that would rather make oil tycoons richer rather thank keep their own money
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thank you mods for adding fedoras to my list! can't forget the classy hats of the true adult gentleman as seen on popular hit series Mad Mens
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Jul 9, 2014 11:53
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WHICH ONE OF YOU MODS TOUCHED MY POST?
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Jul 9, 2014 11:54
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I like getting tax deductions am I an adult
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Jul 9, 2014 11:58
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don't forget cartoons are fine if they're animes op
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Jul 9, 2014 11:59
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where do we stand on hotdogs?
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Jul 9, 2014 12:00
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on the side of history. AGAINST
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Posting lists on the internet makes you a forever baby. Also posting on the internet at all makes you a forever baby. Stop giving advice you virgin failures.
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Obscuritatem posted:don't forget cartoons are fine if they're animes op oh yes i forgot remember newbies that your sense of wonder and imagination can only be expressed through watching anime jailbait hit each other with big swords
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Jul 9, 2014 12:07
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hmmm, indeed. i'll buy one of these fine prints for my study. *adjusts swim briefs*
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Al Cowens posted:http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/things-every-self-respecting-man-over-30-should-own What's cool about this article is how it expressly says on several occasions that you should own this or that particular item not because of its utility to you but because of what it symbolically represents or in other words that you should own this not because you are a man but in order to have the appearance of a man you should own this.
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4outof5 posted:Posting lists on the internet makes you a forever baby. Also posting on the internet at all makes you a forever baby. Stop giving advice you virgin failures. think you i will add "using the internet for anything other than hot stock tips" to the list
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Al Cowens posted:http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/things-every-self-respecting-man-over-30-should-own who the gently caress writes this poo poo is it ironic?
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hemale in pain posted:who the gently caress writes this poo poo 
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and can i please underline the fact that a fedora is not the same as a trilby jesus christ
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haha where did the swim trunks thing come from?
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Full Metal Jackass posted:haha where did the swim trunks thing come from? this stupid poo poo: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3649220
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A misanthrope posted:this stupid poo poo: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3649220 poo poo, I just bought some trunks and not nearly enough of my tiny dick is noticeable in them. I hope nobody at the beach makes fun of me.
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Full Metal Jackass posted:poo poo, I just bought some trunks and not nearly enough of my tiny dick is noticeable in them. I hope nobody at the beach makes fun of me. if you master the dick shake maneuver it'll make up for your size 
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A misanthrope posted:this stupid poo poo: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3649220 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHT9QgVg7U
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I am an adult baby and I have made a big stinky poopey in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I like the way it squishes between my butt cheeks and underneath my legs.
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Jul 9, 2014 12:26
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 now that is the kind of take-action business suit with no-tie adult we need around here *gives you promotion to VP of Anime*
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Once I tried to put ketchup on my burger and out of nowhere a razor sharp demonic fedora flew in from left-field and severed my burger-arm off clean. Through the ringing pain in my head I heard the ghostly hat speak "try reading goons with spoons once in a while"
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concerned mom posted:Once I tried to put ketchup on my burger and out of nowhere a razor sharp demonic fedora flew in from left-field and severed my burger-arm off clean. Through the ringing pain in my head I heard the ghostly hat speak "try reading goons with spoons once in a while" When I was picking out swim trunks a large figure rose from the middle of the circular rack, wearing a half-mask so that only a neck beard was visible. The neckbeard jiggled and communicated almost telepathically with me, "don't make the conscious decision to look like a child". The figure then sank back into the rack.
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i'm on some sir poo poo atm op
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Al Cowens posted:http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/things-every-self-respecting-man-over-30-should-own "Hey buy this black suit so you can look like a loving dick everywhere that's not a parent's funeral or the mortuary you work at." Edit: Also this Jim Barris posted:What's cool about this article is how it expressly says on several occasions that you should own this or that particular item not because of its utility to you but because of what it symbolically represents or in other words that you should own this not because you are a man but in order to have the appearance of a man you should own this.
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buzzfeed is....poo poo????
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Stocks. Sadly I'm part of the everyone who can't afford a stock
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concerned mom posted:Stocks. Sadly I'm part of the everyone who can't afford a stock real post: if you have a 401K from a job or whatever that's a good place to start getting interested in it. that's how i got started and now I put my meager savings into long-term ETFs and stuff and it's actually kind of fun
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drinking, fighting, and loving
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