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mr.capps posted:when 8 years old do it is sometimes cute Yes, when grown adults act like adults, pobresita, muy tristo.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 08:38 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:Yes, when grown adults act like adults, pobresita, muy tristo. stop purposely being a dumbass acting like an adult is adult behavior, yes. because you are a adult being an adult. liking only "adult" things is childish behavior, because you are a adult who cares too much that you look like an adult.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 08:47 |
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Liking a whole shitload of childish poo poo and having negligible capacity for adult tastes is the main channel here, though, not whatever dumb fantasy you are yammering about.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 08:52 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:Liking a whole shitload of childish poo poo and having negligible capacity for adult tastes is the main channel here, though, not whatever dumb fantasy you are yammering about. you just said "having negligible capacity for adult tastes" unironically. you are part of the problem.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 09:21 |
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Things mature grown-ups do: Get real mad about other peoples' dicks
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 09:24 |
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Al Cowens posted:Things mature grown-ups do: Get real mad about other peoples' dicks i just throw a fit when i watch labyrinth
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 09:25 |
Al Cowens posted:Things mature grown-ups do: Get real mad about other peoples' dicks I'm really mad that a lot of people's dicks aren't in my mouth and rear end in a top hat, personally. Absolutely furious. If only I didn't have this job and this stupid wife and kids I could live this dream life of dicks in my mouth, unfortunately I have obligations and that's what being an adult is all about.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 09:33 |
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just chiming in to say mr. capps is 100% correct in this argument maoist ok gotta go be an adult at work byeeeeee
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 09:35 |
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Everything Maoist Pussy posts stinks of teenage boy trying way too hard to be a grown-up
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 09:37 |
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Patrick Nagel paintings on every wall. A copy of Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. Water activated gel cleanser, an exfoliating gel scrub, a deep pore cleanser lotion, herb and mint facial mask, apricot honey body spray and a protective moisturizing facial lotion. A chainsaw.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 09:45 |
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God Of Paradise posted:Patrick Nagel paintings on every wall. A copy of Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. Water activated gel cleanser, an exfoliating gel scrub, a deep pore cleanser lotion, herb and mint facial mask, apricot honey body spray and a protective moisturizing facial lotion. A chainsaw.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 10:37 |
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also lol this is me
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 10:39 |
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i just mostly like to know if i invite a person to a wedding or something that the person will show up dressed clean and normally and not like a retarded clown.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 10:41 |
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ZombieParts posted:i just mostly like to know if i invite a person to a wedding or something that the person will show up dressed clean and normally and not like a retarded clown. Last wedding I went to a few members of the bride's hillbilly family wore sweatpants and t-shirts. Although they were so fat it may have been hard to find formal wear. Also I live in the Midwest. What I'm saying is I didn't think much of it at the time.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 10:53 |
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Anyone mention vapes?
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 11:15 |
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vOv posted:You know when you were a kid and your dad was shaving and you'd pretend-shave beside him because you thought it made you look grown-up? Everything Redditors do is that same talismanic grasping at symbols of adulthood and sophistication tinged with an air of desperately overthinking it while completely missing the point.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 12:25 |
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it does! this is awesome! mods please sticky
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 12:26 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:It is a FACT that the downfall of world society began as soon as it stopped being socially acceptable for ladies to wear thong leotards at the gym. and shaved pussy. Show a dude under the age of 25 an unshaven oussy and they'll scream it's a dude or something
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 13:07 |
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Armani posted:and shaved pussy. Show a dude under the age of 25 an unshaven oussy and they'll scream it's a dude or something you know who's a big fan of hairless pussy? hint: he also likes star trek
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 13:14 |
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Paper towels, as many as possible
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 13:26 |
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ZombieParts posted:i just mostly like to know if i invite a person to a wedding or something that the person will show up dressed clean and normally and not like a retarded clown. Do u get married a lot? Or do u like to invite people to other people's weddings or something? If u had 1 wedding u already failed let alone multiple
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 14:04 |
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Sancho posted:If u had 1 wedding u already failed let alone multiple I like you sancho
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 14:18 |
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hey honey u want to have sex tonight? hm maybe lets negotiate!
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 14:21 |
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Sancho posted:hey honey u want to have sex tonight? hey i didn't put "gross sex" in my things adults like list. Thanks for reminding me! *goes out to buy duct tape and condoms*
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 14:22 |
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i'm the adult who makes over 40 shitposts per day in GBS also all the stuff about expensive cigars and liquor, and being really fat
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 14:42 |
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A misanthrope posted:Last wedding I went to a few members of the bride's hillbilly family wore sweatpants and t-shirts. Although they were so fat it may have been hard to find formal wear. Also I live in the Midwest. What I'm saying is I didn't think much of it at the time. What did you wear? Sancho posted:Do u get married a lot? yes Sancho posted:Or do u like to invite people to other people's weddings or something? or something Sancho posted:If u had 1 wedding u already failed let alone multiple what
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 14:43 |
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aw gee i sure would like another cup of coffee but i'm cutting back on caffeine!
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:02 |
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you clear that post with the old lady?
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:06 |
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let me add another piece of GBS wisdom to the pile:quote:moving trucks are how grown ups move their things from one home to another, not being able to fit all your belongings in the bed of a pickup is a sign of maturity
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:12 |
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ZombieParts posted:What did you wear?
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:23 |
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the true mark of adulthood is unhappiness, overcompensation, emotional repression and a lack of meaningful relationships
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:31 |
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icantfindaname posted:the true mark of adulthood is unhappiness, overcompensation, emotional repression and a lack of meaningful relationships
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:38 |
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icantfindaname posted:i'm the adult who makes over 40 shitposts per day in GBS mark me down for "in the process of getting fat" icantfindaname posted:the true mark of adulthood is unhappiness, overcompensation, emotional repression and a lack of meaningful relationships yeah
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:42 |
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AdvancesMONKEY posted:Some guy from my ex-job gave me a whole bag of comic books that had been sitting in a drawer(the throw this away for me special.) I am 30 years old and have never touched a comic book. I was taken aback by how brightly colored, flimsy, and filled with ads for children they where and couldn't even read a single one because they where filled with 'super heros' which where pretty clearly authoritarian comfort food for vile little kids. Being an adult is pretending to appreciate this gift and hiding it in my own home for months in case he ever wanted them back. If I ever have children I will most definitely throw them out to make absolute certain they never find them and become comic fans. When I was a little child I liked Underworld, Steven and Mankies in the New York Press and I feel these are proper comics for young kids. Those sound like DC Comics, you need to read some Marvel. Hawkeye, Daredevil and Superior Foes of Spider-Man are all good right now.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:57 |
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AdvancesMONKEY posted:Some guy from my ex-job gave me a whole bag of comic books that had been sitting in a drawer(the throw this away for me special.) I am 30 years old and have never touched a comic book. I was taken aback by how brightly colored, flimsy, and filled with ads for children they where and couldn't even read a single one because they where filled with 'super heros' which where pretty clearly authoritarian comfort food for vile little kids. Being an adult is pretending to appreciate this gift and hiding it in my own home for months in case he ever wanted them back. If I ever have children I will most definitely throw them out to make absolute certain they never find them and become comic fans. When I was a little child I liked Underworld, Steven and Mankies in the New York Press and I feel these are proper comics for young kids. american comic companies haven't bothered marketing those comics to kids in 30+ years. literally 100% of the audience is adult men.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 17:39 |
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Yeah it has been pretty much that way since the 60s when Marvel was like "huh all these college kids like this crazy Nick Fury badass and Silver Surfer hippie poo poo"
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 17:43 |
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I didn't read your list or this thread because I'm an adult and I'll like whatever I please *fires up teletubbies on netflix*
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 18:46 |
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Warchicken posted:I didn't read your list or this thread because I'm an adult and I'll like whatever I please *fires up teletubbies on netflix* bu-bu-but i need you to validate me as an adult by noticing how suave and better than you i am!!!!!
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 18:53 |
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hey guys you remember that thread about watches months and months ago and there were people talking about their loving rolexes and that one guy told everyone he had like a $40,000 watch and goons were defending his purchase? "well it depends on where he works, because if his bosses and clients have expensive watches then he also has to wear a down payment on a house!" why not just strap on a laser that burns the eyes out of homeless people? just go ahead and eat a crack baby. the more expensive the thing is, the more adult you appear right?
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 19:00 |
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A misanthrope posted:the more expensive the thing is, the more adult you appear right? no it depends what kind of thing
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 19:03 |