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"my achievements? listen buddy, like 40% of the time i can long jump backwards up the neverending staircase in mario 64"
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im famous in a dark corner of the internet  ill take like 120k a year
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Jul 10, 2014 02:25
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using only my sa careerposting experience i got a job, now i work outside under a bridge and eat bones all day, its like one big long lunchbreak.
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Jul 10, 2014 02:30
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What have I accomplished? I beat Mega Man X3 using only the X-buster, without any upgrades or the dash. I believe the real question is what have you accomplished?
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Jul 10, 2014 02:30
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"listen, you might not think your company needs an expert on x-files plot lines, but trust me, you do"
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Jul 10, 2014 02:32
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EllisD posted:lol. "I'm applying for this boring middle-income desk job but btw my hobby is using my deep pockets to renovate homes to flip for profit" yeah that was a bad example, but im not giving away any secrets. It did finally get me a boring middle-income desk job which is pretty swell for what it is and is far better than being destitute and/or homeless.
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Jul 10, 2014 02:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWCGs27_xPI
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Jul 10, 2014 02:38
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It's cool to say you play games as long as it's not the first thing you say and you also demonstrate that there's more to you. List off all the awesome cool creative and intellectual stuff you do, your passion for discovery and the gym, music, socialising and then say "oh and i play some xbox sometimes when i'm relaxing." Hahahah oh wait
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Jul 10, 2014 02:42
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This website is depressing me today why do I post here
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Jul 10, 2014 03:25
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pricklypie posted:Its been done: http://money.cnn.com/2014/06/19/technology/world-of-warcraft-resume/index.html this just shows thats its less about what you answer and more about how much you are able to bullshit into making it sound like something productive or related to the job
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Jul 10, 2014 04:07
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Orkin Mang posted:using only my sa careerposting experience i got a job, now i work outside under a bridge and eat bones all day, its like one big long lunchbreak.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:15
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I spend most days on a forum where people post stuff about being cucked and goku pants
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Jul 10, 2014 05:20
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Salt Fish posted:I more picture someone who refuses to do anything for fear of being rejected. Like, imagine someone who is too embarrassed to admit they like anything and is incapable of expressing a sincere thought because as long as they stay sarcastic they can pretend they're cool. haha who who do that haha ha sounds pretty loving LAME haha ha
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Jul 10, 2014 05:30
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:video games
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Jul 10, 2014 07:16
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"Most of my free time I spend playing games on my ouya console"
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