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So I didn't see where she hosed 18 guys in that. I'm disappointed.
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pathetic little tramp posted:this crazy slut was giving me a handjob and was playing as Bowser at 53% and I couldn't believe she would go for a giga fireball when i was samus aran and i'd just found the varia suit upgrade so i called her a slut and came in her eye Thats when XXXXX came in from behind and blasted her with the blue turtle shell, screaming "sloppy seconds slut!" limeincoke posted:So I didn't see where she hosed 18 guys in that. I'm disappointed. I think that guy missed out and just got his dick sucked and tugged by her.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:21
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on the upside these girls love to suck and gently caress the small cocks of ugly video game men. On the downside there are only 2 of them at the entire convention
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Jul 9, 2014 19:22
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The dude yelling SWORD FIGHT knows whats up
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Jul 9, 2014 19:24
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These two start going at it kind of right away, and eventually she whispers she's not comfortable with me watching. I wasn't trying to watch, at all, it was just my room and I had brought him along so I felt obligated to 'watch' him.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:24
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limeincoke posted:So I didn't see where she hosed 18 guys in that. I'm disappointed. She was loving nerds all during the event. The train running happened later I think.
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Apparently here is guy saying 'lol sorry i hosed your wife' http://pastebin.com/6JmhEriM and here is part two of 'lol sorry i hosed your wife' http://pastebin.com/7WNbviYR
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Jul 9, 2014 19:27
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www posted:Apparently here is guy saying 'lol sorry i hosed your wife' He is denying some of the other poo poo. Probably cause he doesn't want her to look more slutty than she is.  E: Lol he claims he was the only one who hosed her even though everyone was making out with her. Also lol @ passive agressive mormon husband coming back all huffy several times. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Jul 9, 2014 |
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Jul 9, 2014 19:32
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...of SCIENCE! posted:http://www.returnofkings.com/37273/a-guide-for-getting-laid-at-anime-conventions Oh my gold, this entire site reads like some kind of elaborate mens rights/PUA parody.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:32
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Al Borland posted:He is denying some of the other poo poo. Probably cause he doesn't want her to look more slutty than she is. I'd hit that.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:35
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limeincoke posted:I'd hit that. Think you could beat the current speedrun? Her hubby held it at 5 minutes, but i think they said the current runner is 3 after this summer.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:36
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hosed up nerd face seems to be rampant at these things
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Jul 9, 2014 19:37
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drat I should get into speedrunning. these girls probably wouldnt mind that i finish really fast
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Jul 9, 2014 19:38
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Hahaha, someone brought their wife to a speedrun convention and got cucked?
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Jul 9, 2014 19:39
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Parallax Scroll posted:drat I should get into speedrunning. these girls probably wouldnt mind that i finish really fast Bro bro bro. WHats your viewer rating? IF you don't drag in 200+ views every day then you're not even worth their time.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:39
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gently caress the ROW posted:hosed up nerd face seems to be rampant at these things no poo poo, must be people getting pissed and throwing controllers at each other's faces or something.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:40
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if you didn't figure out that that pastebin is shit_that_didnt_happen.txt by the time "SWORD FIGHT" happened I don't know what to say
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Jul 9, 2014 19:42
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sincx posted:Hahaha, someone brought their wife to a speedrun convention and got cucked? i dont think thats what that word means
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Jul 9, 2014 19:43
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...of SCIENCE! posted:if you didn't figure out that that pastebin is shit_that_didnt_happen.txt by the time "SWORD FIGHT" happened I don't know what to say Okay sam. Anyone got a link to the cuck tales theme song? I am desperately trying to find it but no luck. E: Melchior posted:i dont think thats what that word means the definition of a word changes and evolves over time. We will just have to accept any form of sexual cheating as cucking. I'm fine with this.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:43
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Melchior posted:i dont think thats what that word means I'm pretty sure it covers this exact situation exactly
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Jul 9, 2014 19:45
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this is more what i'd expect at a loli panel at any given con gently caress the ROW posted:I'm pretty sure it covers this exact situation exactly unless the husband was at least nursing a semi when he found out, not by the traditional definition
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Jul 9, 2014 19:45
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Melchior posted:unless the husband was at least nursing a semi when he found out, not by the traditional definition i think the cuck porn is the new stuff, traditionally it just means a husband who's getting cheated on or who has an adulterous wife. This is def a cuck I think we can agree
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Jul 9, 2014 19:51
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How to get laid at an anime con: -Show up. That's pretty much all I have to do.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:53
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gently caress the ROW posted:i think the cuck porn is the new stuff, traditionally it just means a husband who's getting cheated on or who has an adulterous wife. This is def a cuck I think we can agree fair enough. he got wrecked either way
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Jul 9, 2014 19:53
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Melchior posted:fair enough. he got wrecked either way From the pastebins it sounds like the husband was brutally pwned from the get go
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Jul 9, 2014 19:54
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what is a good game to speedrun
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Jul 9, 2014 19:55
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Melchior posted:fair enough. he got wrecked either way Yep his speedrun record on her got trashed thoroughly. Although some multiplayer was involved so I'm not sure if they were at a handicap or advantage there. e: Parallax Scroll posted:what is a good game to speedrun Mario party apparently.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:55
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...of SCIENCE! posted:if you didn't figure out that that pastebin is shit_that_didnt_happen.txt by the time "SWORD FIGHT" happened I don't know what to say Gamers are so loving awkward I can totally believe that happened.
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Jul 9, 2014 19:59
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gently caress the ROW posted:From the pastebins it sounds like the husband was brutally pwned from the get go if you base a marriage on marathoning video games you get what you deserve DrManiac posted:Gamers are so loving awkward I can totally believe that happened. also this
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Jul 9, 2014 20:03
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Melchior posted:if you base a marriage on marathoning video games you get what you deserve I agree with both of these points. I seriously know of several nerds that would shout this out. Also I just find it to be so poignant that mario party was involved in the poll and in the infidelity that probably was the last straw that destroyed their sham of a marriage. Also, There's a pic of them with two young children. I seriously hope to god they don't have kids.
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Jul 9, 2014 20:07
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they are mormons and it sounds like he left in a huff because she was ~drinking~
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Jul 9, 2014 20:16
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That's it, I'm going to dust off my Justifier and play Lethal Enforcers until a portion of my brain is hardwired to remember all enemies positions and timings. Say goodbye to my virginity and say hi to endless longplay marathons with sex in the intermissions!
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Jul 9, 2014 20:16
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Jeffrey posted:they are mormons and it sounds like he left in a huff because she was ~drinking~ lol loving mormons. Literally.
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Jul 9, 2014 20:17
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if you seriously bring your wife to a speedrun event and get cheated on by a bunch of dudes who look like those guys in the pic then you are definitely a beta bitch human being
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Jul 9, 2014 20:17
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Justin Tyme posted:if you seriously bring your wife to a speedrun event and get cheated on by a bunch of dudes who look like those guys in the pic then you are definitely a beta bitch human being if i was him i would be less embarrassed if my wife turned lesbian instead
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Jul 9, 2014 20:18
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Jeffrey posted:they are mormons and it sounds like he left in a huff because she was ~drinking~ drinking cum lol
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Jul 9, 2014 20:19
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is this a normal anime convention? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85y-N5GJa9g why would anyone want to look for poon there
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Jul 9, 2014 20:23
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sincx posted:Hahaha, someone brought their wife to a speedrun convention and got cucked? good games done cuck cuck games done quick good cuck done cuck
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turdriver posted:is this a normal anime convention? that is fairly typical, yes people look for poon there because when you're a human waste, you look in a wasteland i know someone who literally married a guy because he cosplayed a certain character from Metal Gear. Her dating pool was "Metal Gear Cosplayers". Guess where they met?
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