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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
e for telling them to lose weight

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
lose weight by diving into a fire

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
burn some calories lol

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
more like disgracebook

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Obese is not the same as curvy you dumb women

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
if someone looks at a part of your body and they cant tell what part of your anatomy it is/tell your gender you maybe should stop eating 5600 calories a day

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Ur just jealous of my curves

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

tomstuart posted:

if someone looks at a part of your body and they cant tell what part of your anatomy it is/tell your gender you maybe should stop eating 5600 calories a day

Wow way to advance the gender binary bigot

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

King of Internet posted:

Wow way to advance the gender binary bigot

I have a "friend" who posts about "fat womens rights". Shes not very smart, is failing at a liberal arts degree, and has no prospects for the future.

I just finally blocked all the crap she posts.

I dont wanna see FUPAs and nasty rear end fat chicks with hardly anything on.

Diet and exercise you cows.

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012
goes to gym
takes zumba class
gets tired halfway through
rehydrates with mountain dew

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Zumba needs to die in a fire like Crossfit.

:argh:

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Zumba needs to die in a fire like Crossfit.

:argh:

or at least the oval office with the headset who keeps yelling YEAH YEAH YEAH to the music so loudly that i had to buy new earbuds to drown her mousey rear end out.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

but my dear, you ARE fat

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

waitwhatno posted:

but my dear, you ARE fat

"no no i just have a cute little tummy tee hee"

you mean your loving gut?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mud Shark posted:

or at least the oval office with the headset who keeps yelling YEAH YEAH YEAH to the music so loudly that i had to buy new earbuds to drown her mousey rear end out.

Zumba is just as bad as the overly testosterone dumbshits with the free weights SCREAMING after each rep.

YEAH YOU CAN DO IT YEAH YEAH HIEL ZUMBA

GRUNNNNNTTTTTRAWWWWRRRRRRR *slams full stack down*

Thats why I bought my own gear. gently caress gyms.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mud Shark posted:

"no no i just have a cute little tummy tee hee"

you mean your loving gut?

Uh excuse me... Its called a FUPA.

Fat Upper Pussy Area.

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Zumba is just as bad as the overly testosterone dumbshits with the free weights SCREAMING after each rep.

nope because zumba is just group masturbation where lifting actually accomplishes something

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



psyopmonkey posted:

Uh excuse me... Its called a FUPA.

Fat Upper Pussy Area.

GUNT works too.

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

Uh excuse me... Its called a FUPA.

Fat Upper Pussy Area.

when did we stop using the word "gunt"?

edit: beaten like we should do to fat people

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
What is Zumba anyway?

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
it's fat upper pubic area retard

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

Heath posted:

What is Zumba anyway?

it's basically a class where housewives do some stupid dance-like poo poo to bad music. it's great if you want a reason to spend some time at the gym but you just want to flop around like a retard instead of actually improving your health or fitness.

same with ripped or whatever the gently caress they call it.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mud Shark posted:

it's basically a class where housewives do some stupid dance-like poo poo to bad music. it's great if you want a reason to spend some time at the gym but you just want to flop around like a retard instead of actually improving your health or fitness.

same with ripped or whatever the gently caress they call it.

It looks harder on your knees than just regular jogging or running on a treadmill.

There were some pretty cute airforce and navy chicks that did it when I was in Miami though. :swoon:

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

psyopmonkey posted:

There were some pretty cute airforce and navy chicks that did it when I was in Miami though. :swoon:

let's be realistic though - you're talking about miami where if you aren't at least an 8 you could die and nobody would care. those girls were doing more than zumba.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Mud Shark posted:

let's be realistic though - you're talking about miami where if you aren't at least an 8 you could die and nobody would care. those girls were doing more than zumba.

Yeah... zumba, running, proper diet, not being a disgusting fatty, ect.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax
i hope this becomes the next trend in fat shaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwCOKAO8vYI

i might have to learn to play the saxophone just so i can partake

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Twee as gently caress posted:

i hope this becomes the next trend in fat shaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwCOKAO8vYI

i might have to learn to play the saxophone just so i can partake

hahahahahaha

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

afaik there are only two as of now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apqp5PepIgA

there so needs to be more of those made

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
so its literally that joke from family guy. good job

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Twee as gently caress posted:

i hope this becomes the next trend in fat shaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwCOKAO8vYI

i might have to learn to play the saxophone just so i can partake

Hey! I thought big fat asses are supposed to be jolly.

A Tuba would be even better. :3:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Twee as gently caress posted:

i hope this becomes the next trend in fat shaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwCOKAO8vYI

i might have to learn to play the saxophone just so i can partake

kids these days are awesome, gently caress the haters

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

this girl went to school with me and i saw this because one of my friends shared her "fat and proud" posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSFVl-w6n7U

she smelled bad

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Necros posted:

this girl went to school with me and i saw this because one of my friends shared her "fat and proud" posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSFVl-w6n7U

she smelled bad

My trans-dar is going off... :colbert:

I smell a Y chromosome.

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

Necros posted:

this girl went to school with me and i saw this because one of my friends shared her "fat and proud" posts

we're going to need some sort of super-alloy. poor pole.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
"New" trend?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Do the one of the left.

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
say what you want about fatties, they sure did raise the bar for comically fat freak show workers

:patriot: american exceptionalism

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

King of Internet posted:

Obese is not the same as curvy you dumb women

real women look like marilyn monroe

*weighs 250lbs*

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Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
im glad im not friends with any tumblr warriors

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