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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Molina, it will soon see the end of the Carpenter

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

FairGame posted:

Apparently it's death to cardinals all stars night.

Yes my wish on the Monkey's Paw for the Cards to win this game is coming true!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Oh hey it's the lynning!

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Hello fellow Bucs fans! Just wanted to let you know that I have watched the last three games, and it's why they've been loving horrible! I won't have time to watch again for a couple weeks, so I'm sure they'll start winning again tomorrow. Whelp, cya!

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Did you see that? They took out the starting pitcher. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I think we need a :smug: but for the Philly Phanatic

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
that worked but why the gently caress would you bring in a right hander who has been getting lit up left and right all year to face Adams?

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Reds are going for a five game sweep against the Cubs tomorrow :getin:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
White Sox are goddamn trash.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Ah, I see the real Lance Lynn is warming up on the mound

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Axel Serenity posted:

Ah, I see the real Lance Lynn is warming up on the mound

Lance Lynn is beardy and fat and throws hard and gives funny interviews.

Basically I'm cool with him.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Cain's pitched well his last few starts; let's see how the Giants waste his efforts this time.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

BROCK HOLT!

Loved the post game interview

"Brock is there anything you can't do?"

"Hit Chris Sale"
:lol:

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

tony cruz has a pretty sweet job, makes 700k to play like 25 games a year

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
SPRINGER

DINGER

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Can star wars night never happen again

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

i wish darth would straight up chokeslam doug glanville off the bleachers

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

The Brewers got swept and they got swept by the PHILLIES

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
Uh, what is the rays bullpen doing out there?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Quest For Glory II posted:

The Brewers got swept and they got swept by the PHILLIES

lol

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
No Cardinal left healthy, apparently.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

ALFbrot posted:

Can star wars night never happen again
I would rather have MLB be completely inundated with Star Wars than all the military jerkoff bullshit.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

i will say holliday has had some good abs tonight

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.
Roenis Elias is imploding again. :(

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Hey Joe Panik, you're alright.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Yay Royals I guess. I still feel like I should be hoping they tank so Dayton Moore doesn't go all in this year and they spend another decade sucking, but at the same time they'll spend another decade sucking either way so maybe it doesn't matter.

Lord Yod
Jul 22, 2009


That started to look like Cespedes tanking it to make another amazing throw, but no.

rest his guts
Mar 3, 2013

...pls father forgive me
for my terrible post history...
No way Mariners come back from five down. At least they're consistent about playing like poo poo against bad teams; the A's are up next.

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.
What a disaster of an innings, especially so since Lloyd has optioned Walker to Tacoma and the plan was to use the bullpen extensively tomorrow. Now the Mariners will probably have to wear them out today if Elias can't get his control back.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
I didn't know that Belt is left-handed.


I think the worst thing my parents ever did to me was not force me to play baseball, 'cause I could have gone for the big left-handed bucks.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Time for randy choate to throw mysterious sliders nowhere close to the zone that people swing at anyway

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
Hunter Pence is the best homeless player

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
kolten wong again wtf

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

wong gonna catch holliday in homers at this rate lmao

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Okay Wong if you just want to start hitting dingers late game from now on that's cool with me.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
What is this ballsy, innovative thing the Giants hitters are doing right now?

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George
Wish Borjous hit better, it's fun watching him run the bases

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


when did kolten wong become a goddamn force of nature?

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Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Abel Wingnut posted:

when did kolten wong become a goddamn force of nature?

You see his shoulder injury was just a cover to give him bionic arms.

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