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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Breaking up with them is even more of a nightmare than usual.

Because there's not a whole lot of difference between them and signs of a serial killer/stalker.

Also you keep having to remind them to bathe/brush their teeth. I got pretty loving tired of always smelling onion-esque scents.

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
thank you for pointing out that you had a girlfriend and also that you were way cooler than her.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

The Taint Reaper posted:

Breaking up with them is even more of a nightmare than usual.

Because there's not a whole lot of difference between them and signs of a serial killer/stalker.

Also you keep having to remind them to bathe/brush their teeth. I got pretty loving tired of always smelling onion-esque scents.

:henget:

The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
Totally agree with you OP, gently caress those weeaboo ho-bags.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

thank you for pointing out that you had a girlfriend and also that you were way cooler than her.

"Had"?

Dude it's like a job, you don't sever until you have another one lined up.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
anime women, right? even worse than the usual sluts I break up with every day.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

anime bitches aint poo poo but hos and tricks

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

anime women, right? even worse than the usual sluts I break up with every day.

I had to make sure to get my two Lunar games back before I dropped the news. I'm not a loving Blockbuster/Gamefly.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
the taint reaper your posts are smegma in the disgusting unwashed foreskin that is your threads.

The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008

The Taint Reaper posted:

"Had"?

Dude it's like a job, you don't sever until you have another one lined up.

Don't hate the playa, hate the video game.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
What about self declared anime girls who are into games

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

the taint reaper your posts are smegma in the disgusting unwashed foreskin that is your threads.

Are you saying you prefer your threads circumcised and blessed by a Rabbi?

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

The Taint Reaper posted:

Are you saying you prefer your threads circumcised and blessed by a Rabbi?

I prefer my threads to have no posts by you in them.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

The Taint Reaper posted:

Breaking up with them is even more of a nightmare than usual.

Because there's not a whole lot of difference between them and signs of a serial killer/stalker.

Also you keep having to remind them to bathe/brush their teeth. I got pretty loving tired of always smelling onion-esque scents.

What's the difference between this and dating a self-declared gamer guy who is into anime?

closeted republican
Sep 9, 2005

Gimbal lock posted:

What's the difference between this and dating a self-declared gamer guy who is into anime?

nothing

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
don't worry, I never date animes. I slam em and leave em like a used コンドーム

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Gimbal lock posted:

What's the difference between this and dating a self-declared gamer guy who is into anime?

You mean people like Fire?

Probably nothing.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Gimbal lock posted:

What's the difference between this and dating a self-declared gamer guy who is into anime?

gamer girls have smaller tits than gamer guys

(cause gamer guys are fat sacks of poo poo lol)

tips
Feb 16, 2011

me: LOLs intelligently at the latest gbs memes

her: derrr me rikey the latest chinese cartoons for pedophiles. I'm mentally retarded.

me: *cocks shotgun*

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

tips posted:

me: LOLs intelligently at the latest gbs memes

her: derrr me rikey the latest chinese cartoons for pedophiles. I'm mentally retarded.

me: *cocks shotgun*

*Nods intellectually at all the epic and NON-spergy GBS threads.*

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Gamer girls are the same as gamer boys, you insane retard weirdo. How about instead of posting passive aggressive threads about your bad relationships you seek professional help?

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


anime gently caress pillow posted:

Gamer girls are the same as gamer boys, you insane retard weirdo. How about instead of posting passive aggressive threads about your bad relationships you seek professional help?

Can't afford mental help, only enough money for mountain dew. :shrug:

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



girl are cOol

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
You should just date girls who are animes already

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

CharlestonJew posted:

What about self declared anime girls who are into games

i would give my worthless life for an anime girl

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
i dream of an achievement wife

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

I think we need a gamer E/N thread here, actually

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

dear e/n i date people with poor hygiene so i can post about it on the internet and feel better about myself

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

hey e/n i know that people who watch anime are really weird and crazy but i started dating one anyway and you'll never guess what happened

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
dear e/n my boyfriend won't stop making the super mario coin pickup noise when he cums

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Day I break off a one sided relationship and Martin Lawrence dies, is this a sign?

Butt Frosted Cake
Dec 27, 2010

Gimbal lock posted:

You should just date girls who are animes already

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Does Frozen count as anime because she wore the wig to bed and it just ruined the movie for me now.

This is probably the first and last time I ever date a white woman.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

good news for white women everywhere

sorry black, asian, latino women

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

BiG TrUcKs !!!
Feb 25, 2007

My life is the most blessed and most cursed in existence (blessed spiritually, cursed physically)

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Can't afford mental help, only enough money for mountain dew. :shrug:

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

The Taint Reaper posted:

This is probably the first and last time I ever date a white woman.

smartest thing Taint Reaper has ever said

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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

zen death robot posted:

Disney is definitely not anime

unfortunately

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