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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
Its sad enough that people pretend to enjoy anything less than medium for a steak, but when I see someone ask for a burger like that I want to groan.

Protip: I've worked front and back of house for years in chain restaurants and respected kitchens. You're not Guy Fieri getting a filet mignon, you're some dude who gets his opinions from the internet, and were all laughing about it

Stop embarrassing yourself and order it medium well.

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i order my burger well done because im not stupid.

i don't order my steak well done because im not stupid.

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
you're a terrible person with no taste op, or your 65 years old (maybe both)

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Tsinava posted:

i order my burger well done because im not stupid.

i don't order my steak well done because im not stupid.

actually i want to clarify, i am pretty stupid. please replace "not stupid" with "i try not to make bad choices"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
oh good another thread where an insufferable manchild feels the need to express his boring opinion about something pointless

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Robo Reagan posted:

oh good another thread where an insufferable manchild feels the need to express his boring opinion about something pointless


if you don't like discussing pointless poo poo with manchildren then idk wtf you're doing here dude.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
High End SteakHouse = Rare
Lesser Steakhouse = Medium Rare
Burger = Medium, at least.

Blood and Murder is Delectable.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tsinava posted:

if you don't like discussing pointless poo poo with manchildren then idk wtf you're doing here dude.

This

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug
I've always put A-1 sauce on my burgers and anyone else who does it is copying me!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
You've been a lovely chain restaurant kitchen boy for years with no advancement and we're supposed to take your advice on the subject? Don't you have plates to scrape off instead of posting?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

you made a thread so we can already tell you are loving retarded you didnt also need to post a retarded opinion

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Smoking_Dragon posted:

I've always put A-1 sauce on my burgers and anyone else who does it is copying me!

also, i discovered sriracha, same deal here

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I ran a burger kitchen for 4 years and if you ordered a burger anything BUT medium rare I would literally gently caress your hamburger patty before sending it to the table.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i don't care how others eat their meat, OP

all i care about is how well you tip afterwards

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

scalded schlong posted:

i don't care how others eat their meat, OP

all i care about is how well you tip afterwards

i'm sure if you were the cook you'd care enough to save the shittiest steaks for the idiots who order them well done.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
im vegetarian so I order it with a veggie patty substitute.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

one of my absolute favorite foods is the ethiopian dish kitfo, which is essentially raw ground beef with seasoned butter and spices. i got some props from the owner lady at a restaurant once because she said gringos never order that raw.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
this is why i bring my own food to restaurants, so nobody can laugh at my order

Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano
Fun Shoe
A rare burger is delicious OP. Maybe go somewhere they make burgers with decent beef.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSizePotato posted:

ethiopian dish kitfo, she said gringos

hmm

Straker
Nov 10, 2005
whew, thank gently caress i'm not guy fieri, for a minute there i wasn't sure

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
meat is murder, op

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

You beta OP?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Tsinava posted:

i'm sure if you were the cook you'd care enough to save the shittiest steaks for the idiots who order them well done.

but i'm not the cook. if i were, i would probably care more about the relative merits of circumcision

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
Made me think of this:



Also I like my steak pinkish inside, tastes good man. I don't really know anything about beef tho.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


or whatever the amharic word for "foreign white devil" is

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i agree, don't get your ground meat less than medium

Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play
bandname idea: bloodmouth carnist

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
i get medium rare because it is delicious????????????????

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
nothing is tastier than a bloody as hell steak or a well done burger

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Most people I encounter in fact do not order medium rare and can't wait to make a "Is it still mooing? :smug:" joke.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Smoking_Dragon posted:

I've always put A-1 sauce on my burgers and anyone else who does it is copying me!

I use steak sauce as a dip for my frozen pizzas.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

sometimes when i want a good steak and cant be arsed to actually buy meat and cook it i just eat a shoe instead because i like mine well done

GlazedMcGuffin
Jan 26, 2004
white people problems, OP

gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW

Smeego posted:

i get medium rare because it is delicious????????????????

What website did you read this on?

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
90% of the time restaurants (your midtier places at least) overcook their meat by at least one level so if you don't order medium rare you're wrong.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cyks posted:

90% of the time restaurants (your midtier places at least) overcook their meat by at least one level so if you don't order medium rare you're wrong.

they only do that if you order it medium rare like an idiot

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

"please send this back it has flavor"

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Its steak night up here and I'm going to get it medium rare so fuuuuuuck you

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
i loving order everything medium because I just don't give a poo poo

except burgers because I'm not a moron

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