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Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



I always order medium rare because it's tasty and nice. My brother always orders blue because he wants to be seen to be eating a rarer steak than everyone else. Now he needs gall bladder surgery.

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Eat your steak however you want, but just realize that if it's beyond medium, your wants are objectively bad and wrong.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

sinking belle posted:

I always order medium rare because it's tasty and nice. My brother always orders blue because he wants to be seen to be eating a rarer steak than everyone else. Now he needs gall bladder surgery.

does your brother post here? because he sounds like he'd fit in

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i dont eat meat that isn't 100% brown. seriously i wont touch poo poo thats even slightly pink just thinking about it makes me feel real sick.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fandyien posted:

i dont eat meat that isn't 100% brown. seriously i wont touch poo poo thats even slightly pink just thinking about it makes me feel real sick.

What's it like not having taste buds? :v:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ive been told that since i've been smoking menthols for almost ten years it probably wouldn't be perceptible either way. i dont eat steak regardless though, it freaks me right out. meat shouldn't be distinguishable as having come off an animal. gimme some processed slurry or ground beef plz

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

sinking belle posted:

I always order medium rare because it's tasty and nice. My brother always orders blue because he wants to be seen to be eating a rarer steak than everyone else. Now he needs gall bladder surgery.

I'm sure it was worth it to impress everyone.

I agree that a ~good~ steak is objectively better lightly cooked, but you so seldom get a truly good cut of beef. Most people go to loving Outback, get a fatty, chewy shitheap of a cut, that probably came in a giant pallet from Alibaba, then eat it bloody like a retard and are playing a roulette game with their body.

Which is fine, I enjoy the schadenfreude.

Edit:

Hell I've seen grown rear end middle aged men in a lovely Jersey diner order the "Steak" (holy gently caress dude, why are you getting a steak at a roadside diner you retard) and then make a production of telling the waitress how bloody and uncooked he likes it, well she tries to hold back her vomit and the entire table wonders how small a dick you have to have to pull this type of poo poo.

Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jul 11, 2014

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Just how terrible do you have to be at asado culture to pull a piece leaking blood from the grill? Lolling at USA people thinking they know poo poo about grilling meat.

And I know we have some abnormals who like their steaks bloody here too. They're race traitors.

OilBaron
Jun 5, 2014
"No I don't want it how I like it, I want it how the guy on the internet told me to get it."

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
People need to listen to the guy on the internet more, he knows what he's on about.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I actually order medium because it tastes better. Suck my cock!

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Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

PT6A posted:

Eat your steak however you want, but just realize that if it's beyond medium, your wants are objectively bad and wrong.

You paid like 40 bucks for a steak you couldn't even loving eat in a florida casino one time I don't see why anyone should take any sort of advice from you ever.

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