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So Smushy rid the world of a dragonkin furry? Can anyone truly call him a monster anymore?
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 21:09 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:45 |
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That enchanted press on nail idea is pretty brilliant.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:58 |
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T1g4h posted:That enchanted press on nail idea is pretty brilliant.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 03:33 |
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Hey Dingo I found a new wallpaper for you, I hope you enjoy it.
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 01:06 |
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It's just so... hairy and twitchy and...
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 02:00 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:It's just so... hairy and twitchy and... Oh no, it's full of
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 21:52 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:It's just so... hairy and twitchy and... You got issues, man. But, anyway, I don't remember the elite knight armor's pauldron looking so odd before. It looks like it shifts to a weird angle whenever you two-hand a weapon. Has it always done that? I only noticed it after I replayed some of the game after Dark Souls 2 came out.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 23:58 |
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Shedrakzo posted:You got issues, man. But, anyway, I don't remember the elite knight armor's pauldron looking so odd before. It looks like it shifts to a weird angle whenever you two-hand a weapon. Has it always done that? I only noticed it after I replayed some of the game after Dark Souls 2 came out. Also, yeah, models in this game do some... interesting things sometimes. Actually, this whole game does weird things sometimes, like the odd incident where Jotsam's multiplayer just disappeared and now suddenly it's back?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 02:21 |
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Obligatory post and voting 5 after having an awesome TF2 Adventure with Dooky Dingo. Good job with the LP, keep it up!
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:40 |
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Obligatory post about Glaive being a good spy, etc. etc... Thanks for watching and being a cool guy!
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 03:13 |
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NEW VIDEO DAY! Chapter 11: Pinky, The Brain, and Satan Hey goons, fair warning, there is no game sound for this video for some reason. It will probably be fixed at some point. Maybe...
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 18:33 |
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No, no, I get the resemblance (aesthetically at least) between Buddha and Smough. His armor looks like the two most common depictions of Buddha glued together But Smough as a character is a monster. He was the executioner who reveled in killing people and eating their corpses and souls. He is so cruel, he murders a weakened and helpless Ornstein, who you can see move his hand before the hammer comes down, and eats his souls to gain lightning attacks. Smough is so absolutely vile that not even Frampt, the guy that you feed garbage and poop to for money/souls, will give you more than 1 soul for the boss soul of Smough. Maybe he could be a dark mirror of Buddha, but the concept art makes it seem like the resemblance is merely a coincidence based on the largely western depiction of fat Buddha Also, your "One Ring" theory is totally true. The cutscene for Super Ornstein shows his armor and weapon growing with him when he takes all of the souls that HIS FRIEND Smough had eaten, but only after Smough had died and started to glow like corpses of enemies do. Seriously, gently caress Smough. He's an abomination who doesn't even have cool gear or any personality to redeem him as a character. I hate that guy... E: For even more spergy Dark Souls lore, Ornstein is the leader of the Knights of Gwyn and the only one that we see without the DLC. Smough desperately wanted to be a knight, to be honored as the best and most loyal follower of the Lord of Sunlight, but because he was grinding the bones of those he executed and eating them, he was denied knighthood. Everything beyond here is speculation, but even though some see Ornstein as the only thing holding the leash on mad-dog Smough, I see their pairing in the chapel to mean so much more. Since Smough wanted to be a knight, being in the chapel that eventually had an elevator built specifically for Smough shows him trying to repent for his sins by praying, but since there was only the Princess of Sunlight after Lord Gwyn had left to rekindle the primordial flame, he still couldn't actually be a Knight, even though Smough was buddy-buddy with the leader of the knights. A man who lamented the death of one of the most vile and evil inhabitants of Anor Londo. Ornstein being weakened by the Chosen Undead was his one chance to take the mantle of Knight of Gwyn and he jumped on it without hesitation. I like this boss battle a lot, if you hadn't noticed, and since there was a problem with the game audio, here's the best music in a game that is filled to the brim with great music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX51T-EipOo The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Sep 17, 2014 |
# ? Sep 17, 2014 19:49 |
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Aww man, you didn't get his ring and didn't show off the boss music. And door frame pretty much said what's to be said about Smough: bloodthirsty cannibal executioner vs badass dragonslayer. There is no contest.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 19:56 |
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double nine posted:And door frame pretty much said what's to be said about Smough: bloodthirsty cannibal executioner vs badass dragonslayer. There is no contest. He's like that one kid in highschool who got 3 chin-pubes before any of his friends and immediately became the "cool" friend who, like, totally made out with that one hot girl at the party, but he never saw her again and is going to, like, totally write a song about her some day for his awesome new garage band, "Hooker Butter".
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:06 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:Counterpoint: Ornstein is a closet furry and his best friend is a goony cannibal. He's cooler than the other knights though, especially that weirdo Artorias Spoilers in that link by the way Dooky Dingo posted:He's like that one kid in highschool who got 3 chin-pubes before any of his friends and immediately became the "cool" friend who, like, totally made out with that one hot girl at the party, but he never saw her again and is going to, like, totally write a song about her some day for his awesome new garage band, "Hooker Butter". "Hey we're Hooker Butter, I'm Ornstein the Lion, this is my buddy Smough the Hammer on bass, we'll be here for all time Anor Londo, we love you!" The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Sep 17, 2014 |
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The Door Frame posted:"Hey we're Hooker Butter, I'm Ornstein the Lion, this is my buddy Smough the Hammer on bass, we'll be here for all time Anor Londo, we love you!" Now lead vocals is FRAMPT.
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# ? Sep 17, 2014 20:39 |
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I am rather seeing what problems the silver knights present when you don't attempt to parry them. I get why you'd suddenly find it a bit obnoxious, but oh man, that run would be more painful to me than parrying two silver knights.
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 09:09 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:NEW VIDEO DAY! All things serve the Lordvessel. See the Smushy of enormous GIRTH, on his back he holds the EARTH. Bring on the wise motherfuckin' Fire Keepers! That make you feel better, Dingo?
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:18 |
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Mr. Soop posted:All things serve the Lordvessel. See the Smushy of enormous GIRTH, on his back he holds the EARTH. Bring on the wise motherfuckin' Fire Keepers!
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# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:18 |
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Hey guys, Steam group is made. "Grizzled Beagle"
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 21:06 |
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Aw man, now I really wish I had a computer that could play these games.
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# ? Sep 20, 2014 22:43 |
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bodz5150 posted:Aw man, now I really wish I had a computer that could play these games.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:12 |
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NEW VIDEO DAY! Chapter 12: Dog Daze Today, kids, we go play with a dog. A big, big dog. Also, I'm really disappointed that no one from the Steam group played TF2 with me. Dooky Dingo fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Sep 24, 2014 |
# ? Sep 24, 2014 17:02 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:NEW VIDEO DAY! As a guy who's never dated anyone shorter than him, I'm beginning to question what that's all about now thanks to you guys. I'm sorry I couldn't play! I've been studying for 4 midterms at once this week. I'll get around to
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:24 |
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Which serpent is Jotsam going to align with?? He ignored Frampt and left Gwynevere alive. I kept thinking about it the entire video..... I wish you didn't have to kill Sif. Maybe it's a "cutting down the last Redwood for kindling" kind of thing, but I can't feel good about killing him or Priscilla. Even though I always interrogate both And once I stop working nights in October, I'll figure out how to join a steam group and play with you guys. As is, I'm too tired and distracted to play anything faster paced than FTL
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 00:37 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:Also, I'm really disappointed that no one from the Steam group played TF2 with me. Downloading it as fast as my stubby internet legs can go! Sadly that's pretty freaking slow with basic DSL.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 01:08 |
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The Door Frame posted:Which serpent is Jotsam going to align with?? He ignored Frampt and left Gwynevere alive. I kept thinking about it the entire video..... I wish you didn't have to kill Sif. Maybe it's a "cutting down the last Redwood for kindling" kind of thing, but I can't feel good about killing him or Priscilla. Even though I always interrogate both Also, he only left Gwynevere to be interrogated later. As for killing Sif, I don't really feel that bad about it, considering how he got to be where he is. Honestly, he just wants to be reunited with Artorias. Via con dios, Perro Grande. Priscilla, I actually feel bad about killing, but, well... Any child of Seath must be INTERROGATED. Also, Mr. Soop posted:As a guy who's never dated anyone shorter than him, I'm beginning to question what that's all about now thanks to you guys.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 03:07 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:Also, I'm really disappointed that no one from the Steam group played TF2 with me. I think you sent that invite when I was crashed out after work, so there is that Plus I'm weird and was never one of those people that got into TF2. Like, I can play a decent Heavy, but that's about it.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 04:20 |
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The sin in question in that video was gained by killing Priscilla. Also, I'm almost 30 years old and playing Dark Souls.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 12:43 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:Jotsam has already spoken to Frampt, so I'm pretty sure he can't align with Kaathe. Also, he didn't even know Kaathe existed until I told him. As long as you don't put down the lordvessel you can align with either Kaathe or Frampt.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 12:51 |
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I despise the Sif bossfight. Not because of anything mechanical, but because if there is any entity in the game I don't want to kill, it's Sif. And the game mandates that you do because you need the item he drops to progress in the game. drat you Sif, why won't you let me take the ring?! Also, the more you learn about Sif's backstory, the more you feel like a total rear end in a top hat for killing him. Even mechanically there is a connection between Sif and a future bossfight but I don't know if I should explain it.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 14:21 |
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double nine posted:Also, the more you learn about Sif's backstory, the more you feel like a total rear end in a top hat for killing him. Even mechanically there is a connection between Sif and a future bossfight but I don't know if I should explain it. However, I will say that one thing that doesn't make any sense is that if you play the DLC, you can actually save Sif from death, and he can help you in the final boss fight of the DLC, right? Except, in the future, he doesn't remember you and tries to kill you? WTF, Sif? Did you go all Cujo on me, buddy? Mordaedil posted:The sin in question in that video was gained by killing Priscilla. Iretep posted:As long as you don't put down the lordvessel you can align with either Kaathe or Frampt. T1g4h posted:Plus I'm weird and was never one of those people that got into TF2. Like, I can play a decent Heavy, but that's about it.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 15:13 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:Except, in the future, he doesn't remember you Sorry to burst your bubble. It's really more of a WTF, From Software. Sif absolutely remembers, but for some reason has to defend Artorias's grave. Atomikus fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Sep 25, 2014 |
# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:02 |
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Atomikus posted:Sorry to burst your bubble. It's really more of a WTF, From Software.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:29 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:Dear From Software: THAT IS NOT HOW TIME TRAVEL WORKS. Unless it's one of those pre-destination paradoxes or whatever.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:36 |
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Technical Analysis posted:Unless it's one of those pre-destination paradoxes or whatever. If Smushy goes back in time and saves Sif, he will have always done that and Sif would ALWAYS recognize him when he shows up, even if Smushy didn't recognize Sif yet. Now, in that video, the hero is wearing Artorias' armor, which would be a better reason for Sif to be confused, but still... The only plausible explanation is multi-verse theory and Sif is an extraplanar being.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 16:53 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:Still doesn't make any sense. I loving hate the mechanics of time travel. Since it doesn't exist and we're all just making poo poo up based on thus far unprovable theories. Edit: I guess it depends on whether you like the time travel theory where you can change time, or the one where you can't. Wa11y fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Sep 25, 2014 |
# ? Sep 25, 2014 17:00 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:There is no spoilers policy, so go ahead! Go hog wild! Note Sif's moveset? It's extremely similar to Knight Artorias' moveset. As in, Sif seems to try and copy Artorias' attack styles.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 17:30 |
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Wa11y posted:Time travel takes place based on the player character. So unless you've played the DLC first, then you HAVEN'T yet gone back. You're CREATING the loop, so Past Sif doesn't know you yet. He'll only know you after you've done the DLC, and by then you've already killed Present Sif. But if you've changed the past in the future, the past is still already changed.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 18:03 |
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Dooky Dingo posted:But if you've changed the past in the future, the past is still already changed. Until you go back in time in the DLC, technically time travel-wise, the undead traveling back was the undead who played before you. Time in Lordran is convoluted, after all.
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# ? Sep 25, 2014 19:20 |