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GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
Goodnight sweet prince! It's always a sad day when a father dies before his website does.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

good

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012
but no seriously when is the next goku

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i dont care. i hope he rots in hell

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
*dons gladiator gear* It begins.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
Lowtax should hire a faux Lowtax to deal with bullshit threads like this. He a busy busy man

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
I heard he was on his yacht, en route to goon island with a call girl in tow and he OD'd on heroin.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
Who??

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

Who is this Gary character you keep talking about?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


RIP Richard Charles 'lowtax' Kyanka 1978-2014

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Where do I buy my Goontomb 2014 t-shirt?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
long live lowtax

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

Moridin920 posted:

long live lowtax

You're a bit late with that gesture, buddy.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GOOCHY posted:

You're a bit late with that gesture, buddy.

it's actually a common thing to say after someone has died (usually like a king or queen)

like, LOWTAX IS DEAD, LONG LIVE LOWTAX

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
gott ist tot.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Light Gun Man posted:

Where do I buy my Goontomb 2014 t-shirt?

drat dude we should start a goonsourced fundraiser to buy a cemetery that'd be siiiiick

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
*goonraiser

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011
Dibs on the cash flow from MMORPG J4Gs.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I have it on good authority that when his lawyer, Leonard J. Crabbs, read his will that all his worldly possessions went to Jeff K.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

*dons gladiator gear* It begins.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
please post proof.

and by that i mean from official sources and not a cell phone picture.

rip btw. i wonder who owns sa now?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

not funny

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Mud Shark posted:

but no seriously when is the next goku

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Dave "Shmorky" Kelly were all killed in some sort of big whoop violent explosion that might have happened who the gently caress knows

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I kind of like him. He let me write for State Og at one time. He also said something mean to me once. So I give him 7/10 grievance points. Good, not great.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

this sweet move posted:

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Dave "Shmorky" Kelly were all killed in some sort of big whoop violent explosion that might have happened who the gently caress knows

But what about Fragmaster and Lowtax's daughters??

They are like, website royalty or some poo poo.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Can I have your GTR Lowtax since you dead?

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
yeessssss

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Seems legit

Kevin Mitchell
Dec 8, 2005
did he have big cheeks? I hear you want the cheek meat at the bbq

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
rip roland lombax

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


this sweet move posted:

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Dave "Shmorky" Kelly were all killed in some sort of big whoop violent explosion that might have happened who the gently caress knows

its like a really weird cartel just lost three of its hitmen

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Wanted drug lords Edgar Valdez Villarreal aka "El Shmorky", Ezequiel Cárdenas Guillén aka "Lowtaxico", and Vicente Zambada Niebla aka "Garbage Man" were killed today in a Mexican police raid in Juarez.

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
he died 13 years ago when a lizardman took his place in society on 9/11. no lie, learn the truth.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
If he's really dead then we need to go gently caress up Pet Island real hard before the next bill is due

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i, too, am dead

this was posted from five minutes in the future from 5 minutes ago... or from now...

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

dont ban me for being dead as i am not dead...

... yet :emo: :unsmigghh:

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
fuckin' drone assassins got him

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Dieting Hippo posted:

he died 13 years ago when a lizardman took his place in society on 9/11. no lie, learn the truth.


'lowtax' backwards is 'xatwol'

when i google it, the first result is


eBaum's World - xatwol

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