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Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Schmorky is our new overlord.

Troons will rule once again.

:suicide:

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Light Gun Man posted:

But what about Fragmaster and Lowtax's daughters??

They are like, website royalty or some poo poo.

Lowtax's ex-wife now becomes the next Theresa Heinz-Kerry. Except without all of the money.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

mookface posted:



RIP Richard Charles 'lowtax' Kyanka 1978-2014

Why dat shirt so big? Nigga look like he wearing a tarp.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

No. 6 posted:

Why dat shirt so big? Nigga look like he wearing a tarp.

He is the gooniest of the goons and you ask why his taste in clothing sucks?

Gusano
Dec 15, 2013
rest in peace

Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

Lowtax, I'm not afraid anymore. GBS told me that I would fall in love and that that man... the man that I loved would be the owner of the Something Awful forums. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be... because I love you. You hear me? I love you. Now get up!

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

No. 6 posted:

Why dat shirt so big? Nigga look like he wearing a tarp.

Pre-YLLS Era - he now wears smedium shirts like the rest of the YLLS girly boys.

Dead and buried in a 12 year old girls size t-shirt.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Trixie Hardcore posted:

*dons gladiator gear* It begins.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
HERE LIES LOWTAX

1969-2015

"Nnbb."

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Imo Lowtax shpuld have invented Facebook instead of SA. He probably would have been happier/richer.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Imo Lowtax shpuld have invented Facebook instead of SA. He probably would have been happier/richer.

Could you say he would be RICHer Kyanka then?

:downsrim:

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
SA should go public like FB. I would buy one share and vote on everything

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

Tujague posted:

If he's really dead then we need to go gently caress up Pet Island real hard before the next bill is due

Pet Island ain't got poo poo on YLLS. Nuke that echo chamber from orbit.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.


Well, I had an OK run.

In we go.

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove

GOOCHY posted:

Pet Island ain't got poo poo on YLLS. Nuke that echo chamber from orbit.

even the silhouettes they'd leave would play with proportions. diaper pants and top knots burned into the walls and streets clear as day

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


:rip: lowtax we hardly knew ye, sorry for tweeting at you a lot

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
there is a dontrel in heavan rip

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 643 days!

Salt Fish posted:

drat dude we should start a goonsourced fundraiser to buy a cemetery that'd be siiiiick

You don't have to do all that. Just find some broke rear end town/city in America (throw a dart at a US map) and just show up and start cutting the grass like once a month.

Boom. That cemetery is yours now.

Or just go to Detroit and claim any one you like, no one will stop you and you can skip cutting the grass because you don't want it to stand out.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
lowtax hasnt posted in this thread. death confirmed?

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
hurf klurf it's Shmorky time

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

same

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

NiceGuy posted:

lowtax hasnt posted in this thread. death confirmed?

I wouldn't lead you astray, young goon.

PoizenJam
Dec 2, 2006

Damn!!!
It's PoizenJam!!!
When Lowtax dies does he get banned or does everyone else?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lowtax can't be dead he just uploaded a vid w/ shmorkins. YT is kind of a cool dead hand system because i subbed to Ray Sipes just because i know there will be one day where he doesn't upload a vid and that'll be the day he dies

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

this is like the sixth lowtax its like lassie or dumbledore. whenever one dies, they just replace it with a new one.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

SA should go public like FB. I would buy one share and vote on everything

the shareholders are upset about the shitposting

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Poizen Jam posted:

When Lowtax dies does he get banned or does everyone else?

One week probation for mandatory mourning. Must wear official Something Awful merchandise during the week.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 643 days!

XyloJW posted:

the shareholders are upset about the shitposting

Niche subforum futures are the way to go my friend, and make sure to have at least 5-10% of your portfolio in precious comedy gold.

ellic
Apr 28, 2009

I never asked for this

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdWlPz5ixk

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT
My moofwear and CNST jerseys are now collectibles :smug:

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Tuxedo Gin posted:

this is like the sixth lowtax its like lassie or dumbledore. whenever one dies, they just replace it with a new one.

So do they just shave a homeless guy or is there a ranch where they raise herds of Lowtax?

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 643 days!

Giraffe posted:

So do they just shave a homeless guy or is there a ranch where they raise herds of Lowtax?

It's like this but with Lowtaxes (Lowtaxi?)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMuO-8S_0Wg&feature=kp

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Gusano posted:

rest in peace


a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Gusano posted:

rest in peace



goddam did lowtax die of cancer

eat a sandwich lowtax, who is def in that picture

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

does heaven have mangosteen...

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
does this mean we can change our avs for free now?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
hes dead tired of these dang dead thread.s

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Did Uwe Boll hit him so hard that it just caught up with him?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

dead lowtax be like jesus
three days later come postin in this thread fo a beezy like poo poo
more like penta-DON'T, fool

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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

SA has a killswitch. when its flipped it turns to Diapey World and you learn the shocking truth behind the stupid newbie av

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