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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Jesus Christ reportedly dead: Hail our Lord and Savior.
 
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Method Loser
Oct 10, 2001
 lol jews got him

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Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

 God is great.

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Jesus is alive and seated at the right hand of God in Heaven hth

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
op is correct hail our lord and savior satan

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
satan owns

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Method Loser
Oct 10, 2001
 JIHAD ON THE INFIDEL, JESUS CHANGES SIDES POST RESURRECTION, IT'S AN UPSET! JEWS LOSE! JEWS LOSE!

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 jesus christ is dead and i killed him

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Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

 He is risen1

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Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
 it is appropriate that mankinds savior is dead

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
 Give us Barabbas!

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BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
the bible is gay and jesus is the king of fags

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

 biblical Pilate owns

"this dude seems ok, isn't he your king or some poo poo?"

"WE HAVE NO KING BUT CAESAR"

"lol ok, whatevs"

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Jesus Christ reportedly dead: Hail our Lord and Savior.