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Design Spots posted:china has a 1.2 billion army theyre waiting on the signal from obama
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Design Spots posted:china has a 1.2 billion army China has a bunch of people too old to care for themselves with only one child to take care of two parents within the next 10 years. They'd better declare war now if they're going to do anything.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:47
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since most of the world hates us, I do not see how we aren't invaded yet. It should have happened after the korean war ffs
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Jul 10, 2014 05:49
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Design Spots posted:since most of the world hates us, I do not see how we aren't invaded yet. uh, mexicans, duh
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Jul 10, 2014 05:53
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shiksa posted:uh, hondurans, duh ftfy
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Jul 10, 2014 05:54
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we romp around americas dead corpse as free men at least. i'd rather have a pint with the homeless, than you poo poo heel "upper elite" they have better stories too
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Jul 10, 2014 05:58
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Design Spots posted:since most of the world hates us, I do not see how we aren't invaded yet. America is doing pretty bad right now, but the rest of the world is doing worse. China has been a culturless show-and-tell state, since and before Mao, that's too busy forcing rural 3-year-olds into gymnastic camps and other ridiculous bullshit to prove that they are superior. Russia is endlessly corrupt, and is down to the point where they must invade their former lands in the hopes that some of their former citizens managed to stop killing and raping all of the farmer's daughters long enough that they can remember the ancient art of growing wheat. Africa is Africa, the Middle East is the Middle East, and Europe is so loving tight with over-extending their social programs that can only exist because they have the safe military backing of the angry, diabetic Americans; that nobody has the proper motivation or means to do anything about America being the sole world power at this time. And by the time someone can challenge America, the world will be so loving fat that all wars will be decided by Magic: The Gathering tournaments. The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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Jul 10, 2014 06:16
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I'm too old to learn Mandarin dammit 
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Jul 10, 2014 06:20
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Harime Nui posted:I'm too old to learn Mandarin dammit You won't have to. Nobody in China speaks it either.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:21
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The Human Crouton posted:and Europe is so loving tight with over-extending their social programs this is fantasy btw, you could extend a huge range of programs in many countries and there would be no noticeable dent.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:24
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The Human Crouton posted:America is doing pretty bad right now, but the rest of the world is doing worse. China has been a culturless show-and-tell state, since and before Mao, that's too busy forcing rural 3-year-olds into gymnastic camps and other ridiculous bullshit to prove that they are superior. Russia is endlessly corrupt, and is down to the point where they must invade their former lands in the hopes that some of their former citizens managed to stop killing and raping all of the farmer's daughters long enough that they can remember the ancient art of growing wheat. Africa is Africa, the Middle East is the Middle East, and Europe is so loving tight with over-extending their social programs that can only exist because they have the safe military backing of the angry, diabetic Americans; that nobody has the proper motivation or means to do anything about America being the sole world power at this time. i like you. but no, the southern "invaders" they seek freedom in a freedomless place, and we want them to go home where ever the gently caress that is. we are at a precipice. and old men are getting blow jobs froms whores. seems fitting to me.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:24
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Ponce de Le0n posted:this is fantasy btw, you could extend a huge range of programs in many countries and there would be no noticeable dent. Until someone attacks you. Life would be easy if nobody ever attacked you.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:25
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The Human Crouton posted:Until someone attacks you. Life would be easy if nobody ever attacked you. israel created it own problems, we should not cover for them anymore.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:27
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The Human Crouton posted:Until someone attacks you. Life would be easy if nobody ever attacked you. yeah it owns.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:27
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upri(s)(bingings} come and go with government sway, happens all the time. whose the next boy or girl you kill to dominate?
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Jul 10, 2014 06:31
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an american living in a literal shack tells another american living in a literal trailer how lucky they are to live in the richest country in the world, with the best military ever and how Europeans have hosed up teeth one of them dies from toothache the other is shot in the anus by a mexican teen
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Jul 10, 2014 06:31
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Ponce de Le0n posted:an american living in a literal shack tells another american living in a literal trailer how lucky they are to live in the richest country in the world, with the best military ever and how Europeans have hosed up teeth ftfy
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Jul 10, 2014 06:32
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A misanthrope posted:oh, well then don't forget the Kopi Luwak!!
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Jul 10, 2014 06:54
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The Human Crouton posted:America is doing pretty bad right now, but the rest of the world is doing worse. China has been a culturless show-and-tell state, since and before Mao, that's too busy forcing rural 3-year-olds into gymnastic camps and other ridiculous bullshit to prove that they are superior. Russia is endlessly corrupt, and is down to the point where they must invade their former lands in the hopes that some of their former citizens managed to stop killing and raping all of the farmer's daughters long enough that they can remember the ancient art of growing wheat. Africa is Africa, the Middle East is the Middle East, and Europe is so loving tight with over-extending their social programs that can only exist because they have the safe military backing of the angry, diabetic Americans; that nobody has the proper motivation or means to do anything about America being the sole world power at this time. being canadian loving rules because you are guaranteed american protection no matter what so you get a bunch of social programs and dont have to spend poo poo on the military
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Jul 10, 2014 06:57
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Design Spots posted:china has a 1.2 billion army Why the F-35 of course! To prove it's superiority Lockheed is going to supply ISIS with f-15 and fighter pilot training just to show how much better and needed it is.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:58
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Fojar38 posted:being canadian loving rules because you are guaranteed american protection no matter what so you get a bunch of social programs and dont have to spend poo poo on the military if push came to shove though we would leave yall out in the cold in a heartbeat
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Jul 10, 2014 07:00
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:if push came to shove though we would leave yall out in the cold in a heartbeat if push came to shove and the invaders arent the americans themselves it would be treated the same as an invasion of the us so no you wont ur stuck with us lol
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Jul 10, 2014 07:01
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:if push came to shove though we would leave yall out in the cold in a heartbeat its canada, not saud lands, you dick
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Jul 10, 2014 07:01
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america will save us!!! *missile defense entirely ignores nukes heading for vancouver and toronto in order to save new york and la*
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Jul 10, 2014 07:01
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but at least we can dump out trillion dolalr moneysink planes that dont work on yall and you thank and pay us for the privilege
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Jul 10, 2014 07:02
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Fojar38 posted:if push came to shove and the invaders arent the americans themselves it would be treated the same as an invasion of the us so no you wont he's saying if push came to shove, you would be the first to go. to be honest you rank low on the list though, so he or she is partially right.
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Jul 10, 2014 07:02
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:america will save us!!! there is no saving new york and la in a nuclear war
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Jul 10, 2014 07:02
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Fojar38 posted:there is no saving new york and la in a nuclear war yeah there is, test shots wont be so lucky
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Jul 10, 2014 07:04
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lobster is great. i will gladly pay $25+ for a good lobster meal.
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Jul 10, 2014 07:49
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do we know anything about soviet nuclear targets in canada come to think of it like fema has this really detailed analysis of target areas and likely payloads and poo poo in america but there is no canadian equivilent was there anything in the soviet archives
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Jul 10, 2014 08:09
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yea they were gonna nuke every hockey arena to curb canadian world dominance hahahahaahahahaha
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Jul 10, 2014 08:15
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gently caress it i dont even like hockey much, nevermind nuke canada
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Jul 10, 2014 08:19
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:if push came to shove though we would leave yall out in the cold in a heartbeat Canada is already in the cold. Because they're closest to the north pole. Checkmate.  As a dead American living in dead America, I like Canada as it is and I don't get all the hate.. I hope Romney invades his homeland of Mexico once he's elected and turns it into another Canada. Can you imagine living in a Canada sandwich?
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Jul 10, 2014 13:51
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Wolverines, are you ready ?
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Jul 10, 2014 16:06
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America is like a really big fat guy you don't want to die and fall over because he may crush you under his terrible rolls as he goes down
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Jul 10, 2014 16:35
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young adult goons becoming aware of politics and global instability  seriously, every generation grows up to say the world is hosed because things are getting worse when they really arent
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I'm honestly surprised china hasn't killed some country yet except stupid tibet. I mean with that army, growing economy and technology, I can only guess the only reason they haven't owned the world yet is because they're scared of nukes. If no nukes existed china would be paying 10 cents per pair of socks from russia or japan.
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