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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
So ok get this I'm pounding my boyffiends rear end in a top hat hardcore and im about to explode so he squeezes his sphincter shut for extra grip. This totally sends me over into the jizz zone, and what happens next is the best part. So I keep going as I am jizzing and I can feel my hot bubbling cum filling him, and then oozing out of his rear end and down the remainder of my shaft and balls. I love that part.

What do you love

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I like the feel of a nice bracing wind op

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Same actually but not love

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
the feeling of relief after an ice cream headache is almost worth having the headache in the first place.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
making GBS threads brown water

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

Scratching yourself is a pretty great feeling.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
when you're rolling really hard and then you breathe in a bunch of vick's vapo rub

that's the poo poo right there

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW

Dr. Eldarion posted:

Scratching yourself is a pretty great feeling.

weeds out the fleas,and ticks, and giant ants, and worse.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Eldarion posted:

Scratching yourself is a pretty great feeling.

i got my ex-girlfriend to scratch my rear end once. it was the best decision i ever made. she thought i was exaggerating about how good it was. then i scratched her rear end. brother, she loved it.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
how i feel after 24 eggs

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it doesnt even have to be sexual. you dont need to go anywhere the anus because the pleasure is all in the cheeks. try it with a friend and like me you might find a new great way to bond with him/her

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Homo for Hitler posted:

So ok get this I'm pounding my boyffiends rear end in a top hat hardcore and im about to explode so he squeezes his sphincter shut for extra grip. This totally sends me over into the jizz zone, and what happens next is the best part. So I keep going as I am jizzing and I can feel my hot bubbling cum filling him, and then oozing out of his rear end and down the remainder of my shaft and balls. I love that part.

What do you love

Same, but replace all the gay stuff with straight stuff.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
calf scratch with nails, better than the back imho

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

calf scratch with nails, better than the back imho

try an rear end scratch ! back my rear end!

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
k-hole

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Orkin Mang posted:

try an rear end scratch ! back my rear end!

Does your rear end have stretch goals?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I love popping a pimple. It's a very satisfying experience that I can't quite explain.

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
when you let your toenails grow out nice and long and you pick off a perfect quarter moon after a long sweaty work day and you squeeze it until the tips touch together and ungggh

Kevin Mitchell
Dec 8, 2005
Calling a backfield catch. Then making that poo poo and walking off like I don't even care.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Orkin Mang posted:

try an rear end scratch ! back my rear end!

tried, liked, backed

Sunshine Mix
Jun 11, 2009
drowning in the pussy
getting smothered in boobies
being consumed by the rear end


I guess I'm saying I love death

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Orkin Mang posted:

it doesnt even have to be sexual. you dont need to go anywhere the anus because the pleasure is all in the cheeks. try it with a friend and like me you might find a new great way to bond with him/her

You mean hotdogging

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That's really gay OP. hth

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
the feel of the knife as i slide it over the rail-thin skin of my wrists, OP.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

9goats dead posted:

the feel of the knife as i slide it over the rail-thin skin of my wrists, OP.

Can you do this on cam pls

This is my fetish

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
that feel when you've had enough of this world and its expectations and you just decide to have it all cut off.

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

Homo for Hitler posted:

Can you do this on cam pls

This is my fetish

i'll carve "Homo for Hitler" into my chest if you just. tell. me. u. love. me.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

9goats dead posted:

i'll carve "Homo for Hitler" into my chest if you just. tell. me. u. love. me.

I love u

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


first beer after physical labor

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

bleeding 4 u babe

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

being in a coma is really great

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
I am an adult baby and I have made a big stinky poopy in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I like the way it squishes between my Butt Cheeks and underneath my legs.

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
Shmorky is that you

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
The feeling of mild G-force you get on a Tilt-A-Whirl when it gives you a really good spin. I could ride one of those for hours.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

non-voluntary electroconvulsive therapy

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

holding in poo for days (or pee for hourS) then letting it all go into the toilet

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i stimulate my prostate by pushing poop out then holding it in

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

masturbating unti lyou almost reach climax then stopping, doing it again, and again, and again, and again, then finally after doing it a lot of times its a mindblowing experience anbd the semen shoots out like a urine stream not like short bursts a thick unending stream for like 30 seconds

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

using tweesers to pull out a big ear nugget form someone else then cutting it in half and counting the rings to see how old they are then give it a good smell

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

huffing my farts and forskine heavily, for hours

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