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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

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Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
it looks like its casting a spell

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
no puffin no

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

rcman50166 posted:

ugh not another puffin thread

VibrioCholera
Mar 7, 2003
can i eat these and what do they taste like

also i think theyre too little for buckshot

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

that puffin needs to get baptised

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

VibrioCholera posted:

can i eat these and what do they taste like

also i think theyre too little for buckshot

You can eat them but in a lot of places meat is hard to come by since the number of puffins has collapsed in recent years do to global warming loving them over. Hey taste alright, a bit gamey and sometimes you can find dead parasites in them if they weren't cleaned properly.

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Poor puffin, I hope he gets away!

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Run little buddy!

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Oh no, too slow! :(

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

drat i thought that bird was just after the fish, nope

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
What a fuckin rear end in a top hat.

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

Happy ending, he got away!

InternetJunky
May 25, 2002

This one didn't though :(

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



puffins own

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
baby puffins are called pufflings

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
If you're ever lost out in the wilderness and the temperature suddenly drops, puffins are a good substitute for a scarf

#lifehacks

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



BottledBodhisvata posted:

baby puffins are called pufflings

thats delightful

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Stupid puffin; you could have been this instead of a silly looking bird:

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

InternetJunky posted:

Happy ending, he got away!



lol that bird is like "oh poo poo!"

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

Is that puffincancer or mussels or wtf

DNAmage
Oct 8, 2005

Occult Scientist
Cannot turn to attack.
He mixes biotech and sorcery with sinister results

Ema Nymton posted:

Is that puffincancer or mussels or wtf

Ticks. Lots and lots of blood filled ticks.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
Wait seagulls eat puffins?

Is this like, common knowledge??

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 644 days!

DNAmage posted:

Ticks. Lots and lots of blood filled ticks.

Ticks are the worst thing on the planet.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO




Although to be fair a real puffin would eat Stuart Little

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

DNAmage posted:

Ticks. Lots and lots of blood filled ticks.
Thanks, now I found the hi-res version :barf:

http://www.mullbirds.com/PUFFIN.html

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

i wonder what it tastes like

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
probably a fat cock, something that belongs in my dumb fat human being waddling mouth. a big dollop of wet cum erupting from my volcanoes of nostrils

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Full Metal Jackass posted:

it looks like its casting a spell

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Someone please help the one puffin with the ticks

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Mons Hubris posted:

Someone please help the one puffin with the ticks

Ticks gotta eat too

Sauer
Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!
Puffin life sucks. They're cute little birds. Cute little birds with lovely lives. gently caress you nature.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
seagulls continue to be the Assholes of Birds

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Tevryr posted:

probably a fat cock, something that belongs in my dumb fat human being waddling mouth. a big dollop of wet cum erupting from my volcanoes of nostrils

You just don't hear many people use the word "dollop" all that much anymore.

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

You just don't hear many people use the word "dollop" all that much anymore.
i only use it in relation to mashed potatoes or whipped cream.

try it, it sounds delicious.

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