- BottledBodhisvata
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by Lowtax
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My poop is bloody pls advise
should i kill self y/n
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Jul 10, 2014 18:34
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- Adbot
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Mar 28, 2024 15:31
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- rcman50166
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by XyloJW
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please check the color of your semen
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Jul 10, 2014 18:35
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- Fagmaster
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its butt disease
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Jul 10, 2014 18:38
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- GABA ghoul
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dead withing 24h, calling it
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Jul 10, 2014 18:39
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- BottledBodhisvata
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by Lowtax
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oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 10, 2014 18:39
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- les fleurs du mall
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by LadyAmbien
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/n suicide is a mortal sin and you will go to hell. Just wait until you bleed out.
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Jul 10, 2014 18:55
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- Hobohemian
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by XyloJW
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Smoke weed.
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Jul 10, 2014 18:59
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- Dubious
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The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
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probably just need to fart real bad
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Jul 10, 2014 19:01
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- Troposphere
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psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
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when i started making GBS threads blood and it didn't stop i found out i had an awesome auto-immune disease that i will have for the rest of my life
you should probably get a colonoscopy
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Jul 10, 2014 19:04
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- Robo Reagan
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by Fluffdaddy
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when i started making GBS threads blood and it didn't stop i found out i had an awesome auto-immune disease that i will have for the rest of my life
you should probably get a colonoscopy
do you only talk about your broken rear end in a top hat irl too
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Jul 10, 2014 19:09
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- TOILETLORD
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by XyloJW
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Did you eat a bumch of spicy cheetos those make your stomach hurt and dye your poop red.
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Jul 10, 2014 19:14
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- SirEvelynTremble
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FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
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Most likely hemmhahoohaerhhooids - use sandpaper to file em down
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Jul 10, 2014 19:34
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- Trixie Hardcore
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Placeholder.
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Go to Urgent Care or the Emergency Room, you may have perforated your colon & are leaking feces into your abdominal cavity.
source: I am a lawyer.
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Jul 10, 2014 20:17
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- TOILETLORD
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by XyloJW
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I think its best you just pretend nothing happened, its about as effective as asking goons. May try this in the goon doctor sub forums maybe they will care.
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Jul 10, 2014 20:19
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- FogHelmut
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one time i had a stomach ache and i thought i just had to poop but i ended up with an appendectomy.
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Jul 10, 2014 20:20
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- Kosher Pickup Line
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It's probably colon cancer. Your best bet is to wait until you're blind for a minimum of 72 hours before going to the ER, hth.
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Jul 10, 2014 20:52
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- Samuel L. ACKSYN
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best bet: buy a snake camera type thing from china on ebay and stick it up ur butt
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Jul 10, 2014 20:57
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- TOILETLORD
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by XyloJW
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just rosebud your butt, get the offending parts of your body out, then they can't hurt you anymore.
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Jul 10, 2014 20:58
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- Morally Inept
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by XyloJW
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You're pregnant.
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Jul 10, 2014 21:39
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- I am Toni Lippi
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If it's fresh blood it's probably just your horrible making GBS threads technique that's resulted in hemorrhoids. If it isn't bright red and it's obviously old blood then I'm sorry about your shortened life expectancy.
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Jul 10, 2014 22:06
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- Haptical Sales Slut
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Age 18 to 49
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How much semen did you swallow op? Libtards say it's healthy but there are limits
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Jul 10, 2014 22:11
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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Does it wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside you? Check out this one weird trick from an old lady that doctors HATE.
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Jul 10, 2014 22:28
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- Rivethead
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Did you drink obama's fluoride water? Everyone knows this is dangerous poison that kills everything on earth within seconds.
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Jul 11, 2014 16:13
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- Spanish Manlove
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HAILGAYSATAN
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poop thread
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Jul 11, 2014 16:17
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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What did you eat recently? Any rough anal sex? please go see a doc asap.
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Jul 11, 2014 16:18
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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probably just a stuck action figure, we've all been there. you're fine
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Jul 11, 2014 16:23
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- Ben Smash
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LARDROOM
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A good way to coax out that hamster is with a bit of cheese tucked gently into your sting ring
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Jul 11, 2014 16:26
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- google THIS
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morally inept recently googled and found out that humans can't impregnate dogs, much to his relief, and he is now subtly flaunting this newfound knowledge
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Jul 11, 2014 16:38
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- Adbot
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Mar 28, 2024 15:31
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- pogi
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As your attorney, I advise you to seek medical attention OP.
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Jul 11, 2014 16:43
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